NEWS: MrIzzz has tongue sucked out at local club. - GoFuckYourself.com

RayVega · 10-30-2004, 02:08 PM

NEWS STORY:
Witnesses said that MrIzzz was engaged in a monumental tongue wrestle with an unamed woman at a Long Island Club last night.

The scene which took place right at the bar was so dramatic that several witnesses claim to have been worried about the safety of MrIzzz and parametics were almost called.

"I thought he was unable to breath, it was frightening", said one anonymous witness, "We ran out to my car to get a crowbar from the trunk to help extract the vicious woman off of the poor man's tongue"

MrIzzz was quoted during the episode saying "mrrmn mmrrmnrmr mroomrmem".

Eventually the bartender threw cold water on the two and they ran off in separate directions, although they were spotted together in the parking lot minutes later.

To the best of our knowledge both parties recovered fully from the incident.

sixxxthsense · 10-30-2004, 02:09 PM

this story sucks!

fatal attraction · 10-30-2004, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by sixxxthsense
this story sucks!

I thought it was cute.

MrIzzz · 10-30-2004, 02:15 PM

dude how much did she tell you?

Fake Nick · 10-30-2004, 02:15 PM

RayVega · 10-30-2004, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
dude how much did she tell you?

More than you'd like

MrIzzz · 10-30-2004, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by RayVega
More than you'd like

lmao

hey, i'm a gentleman, i never kiss and tell

tonitek7 · 10-30-2004, 02:21 PM

Yo Ray

RayVega · 10-30-2004, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
dude how much did she tell you?

I've been ordered by two angry women to make it public knowledge that she told nothing. Mrs. Vega was the reporter on the story.

MrIzzz · 10-30-2004, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by RayVega
I've been ordered by two angry women to make it public knowledge that she told nothing. Mrs. Vega was the reporter on the story.

dude, stop with the rumors of me and women, everyone here thinks i'm gay. lets keep it that way

MikeVega · 10-30-2004, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
dude how much did she tell you?

toooo much .....

MrIzzz · 10-30-2004, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by mvega325
toooo much .....

you too?

oh boy, something about chicks in the military just does it for me

Fake Nick · 10-30-2004, 02:29 PM

MrIzzz · 10-30-2004, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by Fake Nick

did they use a crane to lift her up?

wow

Sosa · 10-30-2004, 02:33 PM

MikeVega · 10-30-2004, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
you too?

oh boy, something about chicks in the military just does it for me

It's the boots isn't it ....

NY_TIM · 10-30-2004, 03:02 PM

Ray, Tell your wife to stop making booty calls to me at 200am......

MikeVega · 10-30-2004, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by NY_TIM
Ray, Tell your wife to stop making booty calls to me at 200am......

why did your boyfriend get pissed ......

D-Money · 10-30-2004, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by RayVega
NEWS STORY:
Witnesses said that MrIzzz was engaged in a monumental tongue wrestle with an unamed woman at a Long Island Club last night.

The scene which took place right at the bar was so dramatic that several witnesses claim to have been worried about the safety of MrIzzz and parametics were almost called.

"I thought he was unable to breath, it was frightening", said one anonymous witness, "We ran out to my car to get a crowbar from the trunk to help extract the vicious woman off of the poor man's tongue"

MrIzzz was quoted during the episode saying "mrrmn mmrrmnrmr mroomrmem".

Eventually the bartender threw cold water on the two and they ran off in separate directions, although they were spotted together in the parking lot minutes later.

To the best of our knowledge both parties recovered fully from the incident.

OMFG!

Classic post!

NY_TIM · 10-30-2004, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by mvega325
why did your boyfriend get pissed ......

No, but she calls 30 min earlier, it would have been ugly up in NY_TIM bachelor pad

MiaVega · 10-30-2004, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by NY_TIM
Ray, Tell your wife to stop making booty calls to me at 200am......

Who was the guy that answered your phone...and referred to you as honeybunny?

MikeVega · 10-30-2004, 03:08 PM

well it's a good thing izzz left or you would have had big problems

NY_TIM · 10-30-2004, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by mvega325
well it's a good thing izzz left or you would have had big problems

AnalProbe · 10-30-2004, 03:16 PM

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MikeVega · 10-30-2004, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by AnalProbe
http://dontdip.tamu.edu/cancers/patch_photo_lg7%20(qs).jpg

nice

NY_TIM · 10-30-2004, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by MiaVega
Who was the guy that answered your phone...and referred to you as honeybunny?

I

Fake Nick · 10-30-2004, 03:19 PM

MrIzzz · 10-30-2004, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by D-Money
OMFG!

Classic post!

this isnt helping my reputation as a kind huggable nice guy

NY_TIM · 10-30-2004, 03:22 PM

I gotta go rub one out before I go out. I'll be back in like 45 seconds....

NY_TIM · 10-30-2004, 03:30 PM

wow, I'm good.......

RayVega · 10-30-2004, 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by NY_TIM
wow, I'm good.......

Why you decided to do that in this thread is beyond me. I hope the mental image of MrIzzz's Tongue didn't get you worked up.

GiantGnome · 10-30-2004, 03:36 PM

"mrrmn mmrrmnrmr mroomrmem".

NY_TIM · 10-30-2004, 03:37 PM

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Originally posted by RayVega
Why you decided to do that in this thread is beyond me. I hope the mental image of MrIzzz's Tongue didn't get you worked up.

ssshhhhhhh

Project-Shadow · 10-30-2004, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by Fake Nick

Dayum.. you'd think being a very rich webmaster you could spell one right?

Juicy D. Links · 10-30-2004, 05:40 PM

Izzy blew a load in my car

RayVega · 10-30-2004, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Izzy blew a load in my car

Nice!

Thurbs · 10-30-2004, 06:09 PM

hahahaha.

Fake Nick · 10-30-2004, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by Project-Shadow
Dayum.. you'd think being a very rich webmaster you could spell one right?

enlighten me please ! I see no spelling mistakes

MiaVega · 10-30-2004, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Izzy blew a load in my car

....... we forgot to upload those pics! There was some funny faces made from both parties.

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