NEWS: MrIzzz has tongue sucked out at local club.
 

NEWS STORY:
Witnesses said that MrIzzz was engaged in a monumental tongue wrestle with an unamed woman at a Long Island Club last night.

The scene which took place right at the bar was so dramatic that several witnesses claim to have been worried about the safety of MrIzzz and parametics were almost called.

"I thought he was unable to breath, it was frightening", said one anonymous witness, "We ran out to my car to get a crowbar from the trunk to help extract the vicious woman off of the poor man's tongue"

MrIzzz was quoted during the episode saying "mrrmn mmrrmnrmr mroomrmem".

Eventually the bartender threw cold water on the two and they ran off in separate directions, although they were spotted together in the parking lot minutes later.

To the best of our knowledge both parties recovered fully from the incident.

this story sucks! :thumbsup

I thought it was cute. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh dude how much did she tell you?

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More than you'd like

lmao

hey, i'm a gentleman, i never kiss and tell

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Yo Ray :321GFY

I've been ordered by two angry women to make it public knowledge that she told nothing. Mrs. Vega was the reporter on the story.:helpme

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dude, stop with the rumors of me and women, everyone here thinks i'm gay. lets keep it that way

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toooo much .....:thumbsup

you too?

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oh boy, something about chicks in the military just does it for me

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did they use a crane to lift her up?


wow

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It's the boots isn't it .... :ak47:

Ray, Tell your wife to stop making booty calls to me at 200am......

why did your boyfriend get pissed ...... :1orglaugh

OMFG!

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Classic post!

No, but she calls 30 min earlier, it would have been ugly up in NY_TIM bachelor pad

Who was the guy that answered your phone...and referred to you as honeybunny?

well it's a good thing izzz left or you would have had big problems

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http://dontdip.tamu.edu/cancers/patch_photo_lg7%20(qs).jpg

nice:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I:321GFY

this isnt helping my reputation as a kind huggable nice guy:1orglaugh

I gotta go rub one out before I go out. I'll be back in like 45 seconds....:winkwink:

wow, I'm good.......

Why you decided to do that in this thread is beyond me. I hope the mental image of MrIzzz's Tongue didn't get you worked up.

"mrrmn mmrrmnrmr mroomrmem".


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ssshhhhhhh

Dayum.. you'd think being a very rich webmaster you could spell one right?

Izzy blew a load in my car

Nice!

hahahaha.

enlighten me please ! I see no spelling mistakes

....... we forgot to upload those pics! There was some funny faces made from both parties.:eek2