RayVega

NEWS STORY:
Witnesses said that MrIzzz was engaged in a monumental tongue wrestle with an unamed woman at a Long Island Club last night.

The scene which took place right at the bar was so dramatic that several witnesses claim to have been worried about the safety of MrIzzz and parametics were almost called.

"I thought he was unable to breath, it was frightening", said one anonymous witness, "We ran out to my car to get a crowbar from the trunk to help extract the vicious woman off of the poor man's tongue"

MrIzzz was quoted during the episode saying "mrrmn mmrrmnrmr mroomrmem".

Eventually the bartender threw cold water on the two and they ran off in separate directions, although they were spotted together in the parking lot minutes later.

To the best of our knowledge both parties recovered fully from the incident.

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Ray "The Don" Vega

Managing Director
Private Equity Fund

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