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Gynecologist · 10-30-2004, 01:46 PM

*this post is relevant on this board due to the large percentage of sloths who post here*

Almost one year ago I had 6 pounds of blubber sucked out of my mid-section. I had tried working out and even had a personal trainer but nothing seemed to get rid of my gut. I was self conscious of my gut and was reluctant to take my shirt off during sex (especially when there was another human involved).

So I had the procedure done and spent the next few weeks recovering with the help of several wonderful bottles of pain killers.

Everyone tried talking me out of doing it because they said that I wold "just gain weight in other places" and "your gut will get lumpy and look gross" but so far so good. Nobody can tell I had anything done and now I can walk around with my shirt off without blubber hanging over the sides of my pants.

here is the man did the magic
http://www.avalonclinic.com/DrClift.html

Manowar · 10-30-2004, 01:48 PM

do you think it would benefit me ?

Fake Nick · 10-30-2004, 01:49 PM

OWNED

Babagirls · 10-30-2004, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar
do you think it would benefit me ?

omg thats gross!!!

Gynecologist · 10-30-2004, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar
do you think it would benefit me ?

I would stick with the wheel barrow.

SinSational · 10-30-2004, 01:51 PM

lol, he needs a wheel barrel to carry around his gut.

quiet · 10-30-2004, 01:53 PM

interesting. how long did it take you to recover?

webair · 10-30-2004, 01:54 PM

MrIzzz · 10-30-2004, 01:57 PM

what about my manboobs?

Shooter · 10-30-2004, 01:58 PM

What'd it cost?

Gynecologist · 10-30-2004, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
interesting. how long did it take you to recover?

The first week I was high as a kite on the painkillers. After the first week I had to go in for a check-up so the doc could inspect me and I begged for more pills. He gave them to me and I had another week of being drugged up.

The soreness lasted for about 5 weeks and for most of that time I had to wear a girdle so everything would heal without getting lumps. After a few weeks you can take it off when you sleep.

Other than the extreme soreness and having to wear that damn girdle there were no problems. I even went back to my work the day after the surgery.

Rictor · 10-30-2004, 02:00 PM

I'm too fat for lipo.

Gynecologist · 10-30-2004, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
what about my manboobs?

I never had manboobs but I did joke with the doctor that I wanted the fat from my gut to be pumped into my penis.

HammerTime33 · 10-30-2004, 02:13 PM

Gynecologist · 10-30-2004, 02:21 PM

That turd looks familiar for some reason.

... · 10-30-2004, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by Gynecologist
The first week I was high as a kite on the painkillers. After the first week I had to go in for a check-up so the doc could inspect me and I begged for more pills. He gave them to me and I had another week of being drugged up.

The soreness lasted for about 5 weeks and for most of that time I had to wear a girdle so everything would heal without getting lumps. After a few weeks you can take it off when you sleep.

Other than the extreme soreness and having to wear that damn girdle there were no problems. I even went back to my work the day after the surgery.

And you will still eat a shitty diet I assume. Watch the fat return.

Gynecologist · 10-30-2004, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by ...
And you will still eat a shitty diet I assume. Watch the fat return.

I eat sushi almost daily. So I doubt it.

detoxed · 10-30-2004, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by Gynecologist
I eat sushi almost daily. So I doubt it.

Yes because sushi magically removes fat from the body

NoCarrier · 10-30-2004, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
what about my manboobs?

Suck your own manboobs 3 times a day. It should go away in 146 months.

Or in 132 months if you ask Juicy for some help.

Vitasoy · 10-30-2004, 02:39 PM

Good to hear, glad it turned out great.

emthree · 10-30-2004, 03:12 PM

Can we see some before and after pictures? Or even just an after ... no need to show your face

Gynecologist · 10-30-2004, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by emthree
Can we see some before and after pictures? Or even just an after ... no need to show your face

I don't have any "before" photos with my shirt off.

BTW, the bottom 3 lines of your sig are not linking to anything.

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Gynecologist Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,184	Liposuction=the best $3k I have ever spent this post is relevant on this board due to the large percentage of sloths who post here Almost one year ago I had 6 pounds of blubber sucked out of my mid-section. I had tried working out and even had a personal trainer but nothing seemed to get rid of my gut. I was self conscious of my gut and was reluctant to take my shirt off during sex (especially when there was another human involved). So I had the procedure done and spent the next few weeks recovering with the help of several wonderful bottles of pain killers. Everyone tried talking me out of doing it because they said that I wold "just gain weight in other places" and "your gut will get lumpy and look gross" but so far so good. Nobody can tell I had anything done and now I can walk around with my shirt off without blubber hanging over the sides of my pants. here is the man did the magic http://www.avalonclinic.com/DrClift.html

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