Liposuction=the best $3k I have ever spent

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  • Gynecologist
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2004
    • 2184

    #1

    Liposuction=the best $3k I have ever spent

    *this post is relevant on this board due to the large percentage of sloths who post here*

    Almost one year ago I had 6 pounds of blubber sucked out of my mid-section. I had tried working out and even had a personal trainer but nothing seemed to get rid of my gut. I was self conscious of my gut and was reluctant to take my shirt off during sex (especially when there was another human involved).

    So I had the procedure done and spent the next few weeks recovering with the help of several wonderful bottles of pain killers.

    Everyone tried talking me out of doing it because they said that I wold "just gain weight in other places" and "your gut will get lumpy and look gross" but so far so good. Nobody can tell I had anything done and now I can walk around with my shirt off without blubber hanging over the sides of my pants.

    here is the man did the magic
    http://www.avalonclinic.com/DrClift.html
  • Manowar
    jellyfish  
    • Dec 2003
    • 71528

    #2
    do you think it would benefit me ?

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    • Fake Nick
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2004
      • 7708

      #3
      OWNED

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      • Babagirls
        Text Writer
        • Feb 2001
        • 18812

        #4
        Originally posted by Manowar
        do you think it would benefit me ?

        omg thats gross!!!




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        • Gynecologist
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2004
          • 2184

          #5
          Originally posted by Manowar
          do you think it would benefit me ?

          I would stick with the wheel barrow.

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          • SinSational
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2004
            • 1723

            #6
            lol, he needs a wheel barrel to carry around his gut.

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            • quiet
              we'll miss you our friend. RIP
              • Sep 2001
              • 25115

              #7
              interesting. how long did it take you to recover?
              we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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              • webair
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                • Feb 2002
                • 8531

                #8


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                • MrIzzz
                  If u touch it, I will cum
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 22923

                  #9
                  what about my manboobs?


                  WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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                  • Shooter
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 2842

                    #10
                    What'd it cost?

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                    • Gynecologist
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 2184

                      #11
                      Originally posted by quiet
                      interesting. how long did it take you to recover?
                      The first week I was high as a kite on the painkillers. After the first week I had to go in for a check-up so the doc could inspect me and I begged for more pills. He gave them to me and I had another week of being drugged up.

                      The soreness lasted for about 5 weeks and for most of that time I had to wear a girdle so everything would heal without getting lumps. After a few weeks you can take it off when you sleep.

                      Other than the extreme soreness and having to wear that damn girdle there were no problems. I even went back to my work the day after the surgery.

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                      • Rictor
                        Old Timer
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 12208

                        #12
                        I'm too fat for lipo.

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                        • Gynecologist
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 2184

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MrIzzz
                          what about my manboobs?
                          I never had manboobs but I did joke with the doctor that I wanted the fat from my gut to be pumped into my penis.

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                          • HammerTime33
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 498

                            #14

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                            • Gynecologist
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 2184

                              #15
                              That turd looks familiar for some reason.

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                              • ...
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 370

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Gynecologist
                                The first week I was high as a kite on the painkillers. After the first week I had to go in for a check-up so the doc could inspect me and I begged for more pills. He gave them to me and I had another week of being drugged up.

                                The soreness lasted for about 5 weeks and for most of that time I had to wear a girdle so everything would heal without getting lumps. After a few weeks you can take it off when you sleep.

                                Other than the extreme soreness and having to wear that damn girdle there were no problems. I even went back to my work the day after the surgery.
                                And you will still eat a shitty diet I assume. Watch the fat return.

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                                • Gynecologist
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2004
                                  • 2184

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ...
                                  And you will still eat a shitty diet I assume. Watch the fat return.
                                  I eat sushi almost daily. So I doubt it.

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                                  • detoxed
                                    vip member
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 17798

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Gynecologist
                                    I eat sushi almost daily. So I doubt it.
                                    Yes because sushi magically removes fat from the body

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                                    • NoCarrier
                                      We need more free porn
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 16356

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                      what about my manboobs?
                                      Suck your own manboobs 3 times a day. It should go away in 146 months.

                                      Or in 132 months if you ask Juicy for some help.

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                                      • Vitasoy
                                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 58202

                                        #20
                                        Good to hear, glad it turned out great.


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                                        • emthree
                                          Dialer Kingpin
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 10816

                                          #21
                                          Can we see some before and after pictures? Or even just an after ... no need to show your face

                                          Sell Patches & Pills

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                                          • Gynecologist
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2004
                                            • 2184

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by emthree
                                            Can we see some before and after pictures? Or even just an after ... no need to show your face
                                            I don't have any "before" photos with my shirt off.

                                            BTW, the bottom 3 lines of your sig are not linking to anything.

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