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IF you could FUCK anyone... (besides yourself)
Who would it be?
Why? Give a link to their pic or gallery. Paraphrased: Who is the MOST FUCKABLE person on the planet? |
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i wanna fucker too for destroying the most popular rock song of the past century (satisfaction) with her silly voice.
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I would give my life to have sex with jessica simpson..{joke}....oh my god i bet she has a nice pussy.....hehehe take care
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Richard M. Nixon
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What was I thinking? Francis Bavier (Aunt Bee) of course. http://www.findadeath.com/Decesed/b/...ces_bavier.htm
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Drum... is necromancy still legal in Missouri?
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Diana Rigg as Emma Peel how she was like on this picture: http://www.eccentrix.com/entertainme.../images/21.jpg
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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http://LeeannOnline.com
Well? Would you? |
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Lock me up in a fancy hotel room for week together with Janine, Brianna and Jenna ....
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Not sure...
But I sure want to fuck Tawnee Stone from ls-sorority.com |
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God is Brazilian
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My girlfriend. She's fantastic
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That's funny, Bruce! Actually, after looking at that I started thinking of building a "tease" gallery of Rosie O' Donnell wearing bikinis and stuff with sponsor links to ARS' "Grannies & Fatties" site.
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Necrophilia, you mean?
Necromancy is magic and arcane occult practices that deal with death & destruction. Quote:
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I think that chick from the Matrix uh...what the fuck's her name...Carrie Anne Moss. That girl, I'd bone her until my dong fell off and then some.
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Right now, I would settle for anybody to screw.
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Catherine Zeta Jones
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I get laid steady enough
![]() http://www.groove2000.com/mollys.htm Hi Molly Big Fan ;-) ------------------ Submit To Green ThumbsTGP.Com |
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Britney Spears and I would record it and spread it over the internet...
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Joey Lauren Adams :-))
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That video would outsell Pam & Tommy 100 times over!!! Well, I'd sure as hell buy it! Although Britney & Christina gettin it on would be sweet...whoa - ENOUGH!!! Bruce |
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the GFY lady
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:P~ i would wanna do britney spear too
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No question, Molly is a dolly
![]() Toss in her friend Erica into the mix & I'm sure anyone here would be in sexual heaven, that is if you're into tanned hard-bodied busty blondes that are near-contortionists. But this is quite the question. ANYONE in the world? So, you better make it someone that won't disappoint you later. No sense saying "shit, I should'a chose so-and-so" right? I think I'd like to inject my warp core into <a href="http://www.celebritycd.com/jerilynnryan/jeri11.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFCC">Jeri Ryan from Star Trek Voyageur</font></a>. That is one robust beauty, and it would be so cool for her to "get into character" so it would feel like I was doing "seven-of-nine" ![]() ![]() ![]() If I was ever on one of the star trek ships they'd never get me out of the hollo-deck <font face="Verdana">___________ CD ![]() * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> $40/signup, $50/recur, 65% partnerships</font></a> + free content, free daily galleries! * <a href="http://www.stiffycash.com/?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCFF">Make $35 per $1.95 Trial!!</font></a> +Free content! Is that a stiffy or a wad of 50's? ![]() |
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Oh yeah CD, 7-of-9 is very high up on my list of hotties!!! I definitely want to assimilate her bod!
Nobody mentioned Anna Kournikova yet...WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!! Bruce ---------------------- <marquee><blink><font face=tahoma color=red>Make $35/sale, Awesome Webmaster Referral Program, 1:200 Chance To Win A Car! - <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1613568">ERASER CASH!!!</a></font></blink></marquee> |
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Bea Arthur from the Golden Girls is fucking hot!!!!!!
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Well, someone posted this one before, but it is SO appropriate for this thread:
http://www.fuckhost.net/a3/smoo/old.html |
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Carmen Electra.
I met her and was talking to her for about an hour one night at a party, and even had her tell me to call her to go out sometime for lunch or something. Im married and I live in Oregon so I havent really kept in touch.. ![]() But if anyone it would be her... You dont know how fucking hot she is till you meet her in person. And when she actually seems intrested you wont stop thinking about it for the rest of your life. ------------------ Time To Register For Internext! LasVegas Jan 2002 Wanna Party with the Boneprone Family? Sign up here. |
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Jennifer Lopez looks good for me
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Bill Gates' wife complete with video. Can you imagine what he would pay to keep that quiet?
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Well, I don't know if any of you will know Amy Fadhli, but she is a HOT HOT HOT fitness model who I met in Vegas at the Mr. Olympia Expo in 1999. She was super nice and down to earth. I got a couple pictures taken with her, I don't have a scanner but you can go here: http://www.afadhli.com/freepic.htm
Damn it's like a TGP3 Gallery - 18 thumbs, 0 linking to a larger pic!!! Check that ass shot, top left! |
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Britney Spears. lol
I bet she moans like a goddess ![]() Bruno |
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![]() But I bet Ellen Barkin would moan like a goddess. I bet she'd make ME moan like a goddess too. LOL Ellen Barkin's got sex written all over her. Ever seen "the Big Easy"? <font face="Verdana">___________ CD ![]() * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> $40/signup, $50/recur, 65% partnerships</font></a> + free content, free daily galleries! * <a href="http://www.stiffycash.com/?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCFF">Make $35 per $1.95 Trial!!</font></a> +Free content! Is that a stiffy or a wad of 50's? ![]() |
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I would like to fuck Morgan Fairchild.
Yea - she's an older chick. But I dig that. Yea she has had plastic surgery - but I dig that too. Fuck! She really give me a woody! ![]() ------------------ Badmoon ERASERCASH! Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP Affiliate Hosting Earn 30 cents per gig for those you sign up |
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That's easy (as long as I am allowed time travel as part of this little fantasy): Ally Sheedy as she was when she was in "The Breakfast Club" pre "transformation scene" (i.e. when she's still playing the weird dropout from society)
http://www.7thzone.com/images_db/gal...eedy/as017.jpg [This message has been edited by gkk (edited 08-26-2001).] [This message has been edited by gkk (edited 08-26-2001).] |
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gotta be liz phair or cameron diaz
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randy west
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There are a couple chicks i'd like to show a thing or two in the sack. The first is Lori from the Real World 10 (mtv).. she's hot!...
http://www.slutygirlfriends.com/gfy/lori1.jpg Second is Mya (singer chick)... she's also banging, especially in that Mulan Rouge video... http://www.slutygirlfriends.com/gfy/mya1.jpg http://www.slutygirlfriends.com/gfy/mya2.jpg Hotties! ------------------ <A HREF="http://www.webmastervault.com" TARGET=_blank> ![]() More info, more resources, more cheese in the bank. </A> We are looking for writers... ICQ me: 91573698 |
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Can't stand seeing such beauty;
http://www.cutecelebs.com/picloop/jam/12.html she's perfect, besides she has been fucked by thousands of guys! |
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ok, time for a woman's opinion
A - women I'd like to do (if I was a lesbian) ------------------------- Angelina Jolie Catherine Zeta Jones Elizabeth Ann Hilden Carmen Electra B - guys (because I prefer men) -------------------------- James Gandolfini (AKA Tony Soprano) Billy Zane Matthew McConaughey Sean Connery sorry, I couldn't pick just one ![]() but I'd settle for.. C - ALL THE ABOVE (at the same time) or realistically speaking... D - my husband ![]() that's just my opinion Lisa Marie [email protected] |
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Give me Carmen Electra ! she's such a hot babe.
Britney Spears would be nice too i think ![]() Normally I'm not that keen on girls with "big" breasts, but for these babes I'm glad to make an exception. (stupid gravity hehe) |
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Carmen Electra !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, i couldnt technically "fuck her"..but I'd love to play with her ! ![]() As far as guys go; -the singer from EVE 6 (what a BODY!!) (oh, I am also attracted to Stifler's mom for some odd reason LMAO) |
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My list is short but sweet
Jennifer Love Hewitt Claire Forlani or Kobe Tai |
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Stifler's mom?
hmm Stifler's not too bad himself ![]() what's his name? Sean something something? Dude where's my car? hahaha Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam NOT! |
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