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  • AWC
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    • Aug 2001
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    #1

    IF you could FUCK anyone... (besides yourself)

    Who would it be?
    Why?
    Give a link to their pic or gallery.

    Paraphrased: Who is the MOST FUCKABLE person on the planet?
  • annoy
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    • Aug 2001
    • 39

    #2
    http://www.britneyspears.com

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    • Theo
      HAL 9000
      • May 2001
      • 34515

      #3
      i wanna fucker too for destroying the most popular rock song of the past century (satisfaction) with her silly voice.

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      • BruceM
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        • Jul 2001
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        #4
        http://hometown.aol.com/TheR0Monky/index.html

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        • billy
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          • Jul 2001
          • 157

          #5
          I would give my life to have sex with jessica simpson..{joke}....oh my god i bet she has a nice pussy.....hehehe take care

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          • drumsicle
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            • Jul 2001
            • 1049

            #6
            Richard M. Nixon
            Another worthless post?

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            • drumsicle
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              • Jul 2001
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              #7
              What was I thinking? Francis Bavier (Aunt Bee) of course. http://www.findadeath.com/Decesed/b/...ces_bavier.htm
              Another worthless post?

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              • AWC
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                • Aug 2001
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                #8
                Drum... is necromancy still legal in Missouri?

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                • CoreDump
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                  • Aug 2001
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                  #9
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                  • RedShoe
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                    • Feb 2001
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                    #10
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                    • zip
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                      • Jul 2001
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                      #11
                      Lock me up in a fancy hotel room for week together with Janine, Brianna and Jenna ....

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                      • deluxe
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                        • Feb 2001
                        • 1434

                        #12
                        Not sure...

                        But I sure want to fuck Tawnee Stone from ls-sorority.com
                        NO LOGO

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                        • Jer
                          God is Brazilian
                          • Feb 2001
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                          #13
                          My girlfriend. She's fantastic

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                          • pimplink
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                            • Jun 2001
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                            #14
                            That's funny, Bruce! Actually, after looking at that I started thinking of building a "tease" gallery of Rosie O' Donnell wearing bikinis and stuff with sponsor links to ARS' "Grannies & Fatties" site.

                            Originally posted by BruceM:
                            http://hometown.aol.com/TheR0Monky/index.html

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                            • pimplink
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                              #15
                              Necrophilia, you mean?


                              Necromancy is magic and arcane occult practices that deal with death & destruction.

                              Originally posted by AWC:
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                              • jimmy-3-way
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                                • Jun 2001
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                                #16
                                I think that chick from the Matrix uh...what the fuck's her name...Carrie Anne Moss. That girl, I'd bone her until my dong fell off and then some.
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                                • Jamdin
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                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 3560

                                  #17
                                  Right now, I would settle for anybody to screw.

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                                  • Hot Tropical Babes
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                                    #18
                                    LOL Jamdin,, you crack me up

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                                    • Much0S
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                                      • Feb 2001
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                                      #19
                                      Catherine Zeta Jones

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                                      • Makaveli
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                                        • Feb 2001
                                        • 1027

                                        #20
                                        I get laid steady enough but, if were talking internet hotties I would LOVE to toss this pussy up..
                                        http://www.groove2000.com/mollys.htm

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                                        • X-raid
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                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 328

                                          #21
                                          Britney Spears and I would record it and spread it over the internet...
                                          I can kill you, so fuck off!

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                                          • Hooper
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                                            • Jul 2001
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                                            #22
                                            Joey Lauren Adams :-))
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                                            • BruceM
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                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 4084

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by X-raid:
                                              Britney Spears and I would record it and spread it over the internet...
                                              Whoa, think of that...you record yourself getting blown on some boat by Britney a la Pam & Tommy...FUCK the guy who did that would be DA MAN!!!!!!

                                              That video would outsell Pam & Tommy 100 times over!!! Well, I'd sure as hell buy it! Although Britney & Christina gettin it on would be sweet...whoa - ENOUGH!!!

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                                              • JakeR
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                                                #24
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                                                • whoreans
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                                                  #25
                                                  :P~ i would wanna do britney spear too

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                                                  • X-raid
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                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                    • 328

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by BruceM:
                                                    I'd sure as hell buy it

                                                    I know, everyone wants to see me!
                                                    I can kill you, so fuck off!

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                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 51460

                                                      #27
                                                      No question, Molly is a dolly
                                                      Toss in her friend Erica into the mix & I'm sure anyone here would be in sexual heaven, that is if you're into tanned hard-bodied busty blondes that are near-contortionists.

                                                      But this is quite the question. ANYONE in the world? So, you better make it someone that won't disappoint you later. No sense saying "shit, I should'a chose so-and-so" right?

                                                      I think I'd like to inject my warp core into <a href="http://www.celebritycd.com/jerilynnryan/jeri11.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFCC">Jeri Ryan from Star Trek Voyageur</font></a>. That is one robust beauty, and it would be so cool for her to "get into character" so it would feel like I was doing "seven-of-nine"

                                                      If I was ever on one of the star trek ships they'd never get me out of the hollo-deck
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                                                      • BruceM
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                                                        #28
                                                        Oh yeah CD, 7-of-9 is very high up on my list of hotties!!! I definitely want to assimilate her bod!

                                                        Nobody mentioned Anna Kournikova yet...WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!

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                                                        • Swanky
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                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                          • 49

                                                          #29
                                                          Bea Arthur from the Golden Girls is fucking hot!!!!!!

                                                          I went and fucked myself and all I got was this lousy wrist brace!!!http://www.swankysgals.com

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                                                          • BruceM
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                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 4084

                                                            #30
                                                            Well, someone posted this one before, but it is SO appropriate for this thread:
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                                                            • boneprone
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                                                              #31
                                                              Carmen Electra.

                                                              I met her and was talking to her for about an hour one night at a party, and even had her tell me to call her to go out sometime for lunch or something.

                                                              Im married and I live in Oregon so I havent really kept in touch..

                                                              But if anyone it would be her... You dont know how fucking hot she is till you meet her in person. And when she actually seems intrested you wont stop thinking about it for the rest of your life.

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                                                              • DarkJedi
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                                                                #32
                                                                Jennifer Lopez looks good for me

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                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                  • 39075

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Bill Gates' wife complete with video. Can you imagine what he would pay to keep that quiet?
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                                                                  • BruceM
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                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                    • 4084

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Well, I don't know if any of you will know Amy Fadhli, but she is a HOT HOT HOT fitness model who I met in Vegas at the Mr. Olympia Expo in 1999. She was super nice and down to earth. I got a couple pictures taken with her, I don't have a scanner but you can go here: http://www.afadhli.com/freepic.htm

                                                                    Damn it's like a TGP3 Gallery - 18 thumbs, 0 linking to a larger pic!!! Check that ass shot, top left!
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                                                                    • tha_timinator
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Laetitia Casta 4 ever

                                                                      But must agree with you that I wouldn't mind doing Catherine Zeta Jones either, Much0S

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                                                                      • Bruno
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Britney Spears. lol

                                                                        I bet she moans like a goddess

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                                                                        • CDSmith
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Bruno:
                                                                          Britney Spears. lol

                                                                          I bet she moans like a goddess
                                                                          Nah, I bet she'd squeal like a stuck pig though

                                                                          But I bet Ellen Barkin would moan like a goddess. I bet she'd make ME moan like a goddess too. LOL
                                                                          Ellen Barkin's got sex written all over her. Ever seen "the Big Easy"?
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                                                                          • drumsicle
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by AWC:
                                                                            Drum... is necromancy still legal in Missouri?
                                                                            LOL!! I'm not sure.
                                                                            Another worthless post?

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                                                                            • Badmoon
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                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                              • 65

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I would like to fuck Morgan Fairchild.

                                                                              Yea - she's an older chick. But I dig that. Yea she has had plastic surgery - but I dig that too. Fuck! She really give me a woody!




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                                                                              • gkk
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                That's easy (as long as I am allowed time travel as part of this little fantasy): Ally Sheedy as she was when she was in "The Breakfast Club" pre "transformation scene" (i.e. when she's still playing the weird dropout from society)
                                                                                http://www.7thzone.com/images_db/gal...eedy/as017.jpg

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                                                                                • kane
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  gotta be liz phair or cameron diaz

                                                                                  [This message has been edited by kane (edited 08-27-2001).]

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                                                                                  • boneprone
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    randy west

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                                                                                    • tenletters
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Ummmm .. this lady is mega-fine.. http://insidepanties.com/b8.jpg

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                                                                                      • pornJester
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                                                                                        • Mar 2001
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        There are a couple chicks i'd like to show a thing or two in the sack. The first is Lori from the Real World 10 (mtv).. she's hot!...
                                                                                        http://www.slutygirlfriends.com/gfy/lori1.jpg

                                                                                        Second is Mya (singer chick)... she's also banging, especially in that Mulan Rouge video...
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                                                                                        • NickB.
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Can't stand seeing such beauty;
                                                                                          http://www.cutecelebs.com/picloop/jam/12.html

                                                                                          she's perfect, besides she has been fucked by thousands of guys!

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                                                                                          • LisaMarie
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                                                                                            • Aug 2001
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            ok, time for a woman's opinion

                                                                                            A - women I'd like to do (if I was a lesbian)
                                                                                            -------------------------
                                                                                            Angelina Jolie
                                                                                            Catherine Zeta Jones
                                                                                            Elizabeth Ann Hilden
                                                                                            Carmen Electra

                                                                                            B - guys (because I prefer men)
                                                                                            --------------------------
                                                                                            James Gandolfini (AKA Tony Soprano)
                                                                                            Billy Zane
                                                                                            Matthew McConaughey
                                                                                            Sean Connery

                                                                                            sorry, I couldn't pick just one


                                                                                            but I'd settle for..

                                                                                            C - ALL THE ABOVE (at the same time)
                                                                                            or realistically speaking...

                                                                                            D - my husband



                                                                                            that's just my opinion

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                                                                                            • Viper2K1
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                                                                                              • Aug 2001
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Give me Carmen Electra ! she's such a hot babe.

                                                                                              Britney Spears would be nice too i think

                                                                                              Normally I'm not that keen on girls with "big" breasts, but for these babes I'm glad to make an exception.
                                                                                              (stupid gravity hehe)
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                                                                                              • Babagirls
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Carmen Electra !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                                                                Well, i couldnt technically "fuck her"..but I'd love to play with her ! LOL

                                                                                                As far as guys go;

                                                                                                -the singer from EVE 6 (what a BODY!!)

                                                                                                (oh, I am also attracted to Stifler's mom for some odd reason LMAO)





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                                                                                                • Rivux
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  My list is short but sweet

                                                                                                  Jennifer Love Hewitt
                                                                                                  Claire Forlani
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                                                                                                  Kobe Tai
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                                                                                                  • LisaMarie
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Stifler's mom?
                                                                                                    hmm
                                                                                                    Stifler's not too bad himself



                                                                                                    what's his name?
                                                                                                    Sean something something?

                                                                                                    Dude where's my car?
                                                                                                    hahaha

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