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AWC 08-26-2001 01:32 AM

IF you could FUCK anyone... (besides yourself)
 
Who would it be?
Why?
Give a link to their pic or gallery.

Paraphrased: Who is the MOST FUCKABLE person on the planet?

annoy 08-26-2001 01:49 AM

http://www.britneyspears.com

Theo 08-26-2001 01:52 AM

i wanna fucker too for destroying the most popular rock song of the past century (satisfaction) with her silly voice.

BruceM 08-26-2001 01:58 AM

http://hometown.aol.com/TheR0Monky/index.html

JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

billy 08-26-2001 01:58 AM

I would give my life to have sex with jessica simpson..{joke}....oh my god i bet she has a nice pussy.....hehehe take care

drumsicle 08-26-2001 02:04 AM

Richard M. Nixon

drumsicle 08-26-2001 02:10 AM

What was I thinking? Francis Bavier (Aunt Bee) of course. http://www.findadeath.com/Decesed/b/...ces_bavier.htm

AWC 08-26-2001 02:12 AM

Drum... is necromancy still legal in Missouri?

CoreDump 08-26-2001 02:40 AM

Diana Rigg as Emma Peel how she was like on this picture: http://www.eccentrix.com/entertainme.../images/21.jpg

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RedShoe 08-26-2001 03:36 AM

http://LeeannOnline.com
Well? Would you?

zip 08-26-2001 05:41 AM

Lock me up in a fancy hotel room for week together with Janine, Brianna and Jenna ....

deluxe 08-26-2001 06:56 AM

Not sure...

But I sure want to fuck Tawnee Stone from ls-sorority.com

Jer 08-26-2001 07:18 AM

My girlfriend. She's fantastic http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

pimplink 08-26-2001 07:58 AM

That's funny, Bruce! Actually, after looking at that I started thinking of building a "tease" gallery of Rosie O' Donnell wearing bikinis and stuff with sponsor links to ARS' "Grannies & Fatties" site.

Quote:

Originally posted by BruceM:
http://hometown.aol.com/TheR0Monky/index.html

JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


pimplink 08-26-2001 08:00 AM

Necrophilia, you mean?


Necromancy is magic and arcane occult practices that deal with death & destruction.

Quote:

Originally posted by AWC:
Drum... is necromancy still legal in Missouri?

jimmy-3-way 08-26-2001 08:02 AM

I think that chick from the Matrix uh...what the fuck's her name...Carrie Anne Moss. That girl, I'd bone her until my dong fell off and then some.

Jamdin 08-26-2001 09:34 AM

Right now, I would settle for anybody to screw.

Hot Tropical Babes 08-26-2001 09:49 AM

LOL Jamdin,, you crack me up http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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Much0S 08-26-2001 10:07 AM

Catherine Zeta Jones

my new found love http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Makaveli 08-26-2001 10:17 AM

I get laid steady enough http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif but, if were talking internet hotties I would LOVE to toss this pussy up..
http://www.groove2000.com/mollys.htm

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X-raid 08-26-2001 10:19 AM

Britney Spears and I would record it and spread it over the internet...

Hooper 08-26-2001 10:24 AM

Joey Lauren Adams :-))

BruceM 08-26-2001 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by X-raid:
Britney Spears and I would record it and spread it over the internet...
Whoa, think of that...you record yourself getting blown on some boat by Britney a la Pam & Tommy...FUCK the guy who did that would be DA MAN!!!!!!

That video would outsell Pam & Tommy 100 times over!!! Well, I'd sure as hell buy it! Although Britney & Christina gettin it on would be sweet...whoa - ENOUGH!!!

Bruce

JakeR 08-26-2001 10:55 AM

the GFY lady http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

whoreans 08-26-2001 11:03 AM

:P~ i would wanna do britney spear too http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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X-raid 08-26-2001 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BruceM:
I'd sure as hell buy it

I know, everyone wants to see me! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

CDSmith 08-26-2001 11:11 AM

No question, Molly is a dolly http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif
Toss in her friend Erica into the mix & I'm sure anyone here would be in sexual heaven, that is if you're into tanned hard-bodied busty blondes that are near-contortionists.

But this is quite the question. ANYONE in the world? So, you better make it someone that won't disappoint you later. No sense saying "shit, I should'a chose so-and-so" right?

I think I'd like to inject my warp core into <a href="http://www.celebritycd.com/jerilynnryan/jeri11.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFCC">Jeri Ryan from Star Trek Voyageur</font></a>. That is one robust beauty, and it would be so cool for her to "get into character" so it would feel like I was doing "seven-of-nine" http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

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BruceM 08-26-2001 11:55 AM

Oh yeah CD, 7-of-9 is very high up on my list of hotties!!! I definitely want to assimilate her bod!

Nobody mentioned Anna Kournikova yet...WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!

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Swanky 08-26-2001 12:07 PM

Bea Arthur from the Golden Girls is fucking hot!!!!!!


BruceM 08-26-2001 12:12 PM

Well, someone posted this one before, but it is SO appropriate for this thread:
http://www.fuckhost.net/a3/smoo/old.html

boneprone 08-26-2001 12:25 PM

Carmen Electra.

I met her and was talking to her for about an hour one night at a party, and even had her tell me to call her to go out sometime for lunch or something.

Im married and I live in Oregon so I havent really kept in touch.. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif

But if anyone it would be her... You dont know how fucking hot she is till you meet her in person. And when she actually seems intrested you wont stop thinking about it for the rest of your life.

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DarkJedi 08-26-2001 12:29 PM

Jennifer Lopez looks good for me

Amputate Your Head 08-26-2001 12:38 PM

Bill Gates' wife complete with video. Can you imagine what he would pay to keep that quiet?

BruceM 08-26-2001 12:59 PM

Well, I don't know if any of you will know Amy Fadhli, but she is a HOT HOT HOT fitness model who I met in Vegas at the Mr. Olympia Expo in 1999. She was super nice and down to earth. I got a couple pictures taken with her, I don't have a scanner but you can go here: http://www.afadhli.com/freepic.htm

Damn it's like a TGP3 Gallery - 18 thumbs, 0 linking to a larger pic!!! Check that ass shot, top left!

tha_timinator 08-26-2001 04:12 PM

Laetitia Casta 4 ever

But must agree with you that I wouldn't mind doing Catherine Zeta Jones either, Much0S http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

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Bruno 08-26-2001 05:23 PM

Britney Spears. lol

I bet she moans like a goddess http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Bruno

CDSmith 08-26-2001 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bruno:
Britney Spears. lol

I bet she moans like a goddess http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Nah, I bet she'd squeal like a stuck pig though http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

But I bet Ellen Barkin would moan like a goddess. I bet she'd make ME moan like a goddess too. LOL
Ellen Barkin's got sex written all over her. Ever seen "the Big Easy"?
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drumsicle 08-26-2001 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWC:
Drum... is necromancy still legal in Missouri?
LOL!! I'm not sure.

Badmoon 08-26-2001 09:04 PM

I would like to fuck Morgan Fairchild.

Yea - she's an older chick. But I dig that. Yea she has had plastic surgery - but I dig that too. Fuck! She really give me a woody!

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gkk 08-26-2001 09:10 PM

That's easy (as long as I am allowed time travel as part of this little fantasy): Ally Sheedy as she was when she was in "The Breakfast Club" pre "transformation scene" (i.e. when she's still playing the weird dropout from society)
http://www.7thzone.com/images_db/gal...eedy/as017.jpg

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kane 08-26-2001 11:37 PM

gotta be liz phair or cameron diaz

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boneprone 08-27-2001 12:22 AM

randy west

tenletters 08-27-2001 12:51 AM

Ummmm .. this lady is mega-fine.. http://insidepanties.com/b8.jpg


pornJester 08-27-2001 12:53 AM

There are a couple chicks i'd like to show a thing or two in the sack. The first is Lori from the Real World 10 (mtv).. she's hot!...
http://www.slutygirlfriends.com/gfy/lori1.jpg

Second is Mya (singer chick)... she's also banging, especially in that Mulan Rouge video...
http://www.slutygirlfriends.com/gfy/mya1.jpg http://www.slutygirlfriends.com/gfy/mya2.jpg

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NickB. 08-27-2001 03:03 AM

Can't stand seeing such beauty;
http://www.cutecelebs.com/picloop/jam/12.html

she's perfect, besides she has been fucked by thousands of guys!

LisaMarie 08-27-2001 09:07 AM

ok, time for a woman's opinion

A - women I'd like to do (if I was a lesbian)
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Angelina Jolie
Catherine Zeta Jones
Elizabeth Ann Hilden
Carmen Electra

B - guys (because I prefer men)
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James Gandolfini (AKA Tony Soprano)
Billy Zane
Matthew McConaughey
Sean Connery

sorry, I couldn't pick just one
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but I'd settle for..

C - ALL THE ABOVE (at the same time)
or realistically speaking...

D - my husband

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that's just my opinion

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Viper2K1 08-27-2001 09:29 AM

Give me Carmen Electra ! she's such a hot babe.

Britney Spears would be nice too i think http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

Normally I'm not that keen on girls with "big" breasts, but for these babes I'm glad to make an exception.
(stupid gravity hehe)

Babagirls 08-27-2001 09:47 AM

Carmen Electra !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well, i couldnt technically "fuck her"..but I'd love to play with her ! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif LOL

As far as guys go;

-the singer from EVE 6 (what a BODY!!)

(oh, I am also attracted to Stifler's mom for some odd reason LMAO)


Rivux 08-27-2001 10:00 AM

My list is short but sweet

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Claire Forlani
or
Kobe Tai

LisaMarie 08-27-2001 10:37 AM

Stifler's mom?
hmm
Stifler's not too bad himself

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what's his name?
Sean something something?

Dude where's my car?
hahaha

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