What do you know about Lithuania - GoFuckYourself.com

Shindler · 10-25-2004, 01:58 AM

I want to go for hollidays there and I am just wondering about that strange country.

BRISK · 10-25-2004, 02:02 AM

Why do you want to go on holidays there?

Shindler · 10-25-2004, 02:04 AM

I like to visit new countries.

reynold · 10-25-2004, 02:44 AM

that it's smack right somewhere russia. how's there tourism over there? you speak any lithuanian,russian,polish for that matter?

Shindler · 10-25-2004, 02:49 AM

I can speak in English

erehwon · 10-25-2004, 03:48 AM

CIA - The World Factbook -- Lithuania

The only exposure I have to Lithuania is a cohort that used to get tools built there from American designs, he had been all over the world but was then planning his dream house there, the idea of all these platiunum blondes running around all the time had a real twinkle in his eyes.

Fake Nick · 10-25-2004, 03:53 AM

I know there was a dumb lithuanian in todays local news here

I don't know if they are all as dumb as he , but here is what happened

this lithuanian guy was breaking into cars wearing a white doctos coat stealing car radios, he got about ten of them , a person living nearby saw it and called the police , by the time the police was there the guy was gone , and the police had no direct way of finding him, unitl an "innocent" passer by came to the police telling them he saw who did it and that they fled the scene

the innocent passer by was wearing a white doctor coat and his hands were bloody because of the broken windows , . .....

Lifer · 10-25-2004, 05:11 AM

Cigerrettes are $5 a carton, they have pretty girls, lots of trees and the buildings downtown are made of wood.

Theo · 10-25-2004, 05:13 AM

sabonis

the real magoo · 10-25-2004, 05:37 AM

They have nice looking hookers

Goatse · 10-26-2004, 03:52 PM

The Soviets invaded the Lithuania 75 years ago and slaughtered the intellectual elite. It was temporarily liberated by Germany during the war. That's all I know about the place.

quiet · 10-26-2004, 03:53 PM

i've got a little bit of Lithuanian blood in me

10-25-2004, 01:58 AM	#1
Shindler Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: WTF? Posts: 194	What do you know about Lithuania I want to go for hollidays there and I am just wondering about that strange country. __________________ 50 cigarettes per day is not much

10-25-2004, 02:02 AM	#2
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	Why do you want to go on holidays there? __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

10-25-2004, 02:04 AM	#3
Shindler Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: WTF? Posts: 194	I like to visit new countries. __________________ 50 cigarettes per day is not much

10-25-2004, 02:49 AM	#5
Shindler Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: WTF? Posts: 194	I can speak in English __________________ 50 cigarettes per day is not much

10-25-2004, 03:48 AM	#6
erehwon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A secure undisclosed location... Posts: 3,759	CIA - The World Factbook -- Lithuania The only exposure I have to Lithuania is a cohort that used to get tools built there from American designs, he had been all over the world but was then planning his dream house there, the idea of all these platiunum blondes running around all the time had a real twinkle in his eyes. __________________ Money NEVER $leep$...

10-25-2004, 02:44 AM	#4
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	that it's smack right somewhere russia. how's there tourism over there? you speak any lithuanian,russian,polish for that matter?

10-25-2004, 03:53 AM	#7
Fake Nick So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: go troll goo! Posts: 7,708	I know there was a dumb lithuanian in todays local news here I don't know if they are all as dumb as he , but here is what happened this lithuanian guy was breaking into cars wearing a white doctos coat stealing car radios, he got about ten of them , a person living nearby saw it and called the police , by the time the police was there the guy was gone , and the police had no direct way of finding him, unitl an "innocent" passer by came to the police telling them he saw who did it and that they fled the scene the innocent passer by was wearing a white doctor coat and his hands were bloody because of the broken windows , . .....

10-25-2004, 05:11 AM	#8
Lifer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Working Posts: 871	Cigerrettes are $5 a carton, they have pretty girls, lots of trees and the buildings downtown are made of wood. __________________ CCBill Sponsor Programs Get Paid On Time - Everytime!

10-25-2004, 05:13 AM	#9
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	sabonis

10-25-2004, 05:37 AM	#10
the real magoo So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: EU Posts: 1,637	They have nice looking hookers

10-26-2004, 03:52 PM	#11
Goatse Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,086	The Soviets invaded the Lithuania 75 years ago and slaughtered the intellectual elite. It was temporarily liberated by Germany during the war. That's all I know about the place.

10-26-2004, 03:53 PM	#12
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	i've got a little bit of Lithuanian blood in me __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP