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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: ICQ: 132497047
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Im a father of triplets (for now) as of today
my fucking hamster had babies... god damnit, son of a bitch, now i have 4 hamsters to take care of... and who knows if shes got more on the way.
stupid slut, i only just bought her from the petstore 3 days ago and they said nothing about her being pregnant... what a god damn hooker |
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#2 |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 4,170
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My condolences...
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,944
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Hamster whore
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
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#5 |
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Florida
Posts: 6,138
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lol, I had a roomate a few years ago who's cat was a whore, she got pregnant twice while we were roomates. Imagine having 6 cats.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
Posts: 35,218
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Damn you work fast how did you concieve in 3 days?...
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#7 |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 14,809
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seperate them when they get older. or they will breed with each other and then your problem grows exponentially.
my wife had a kid give her a teddy bear hamster once and she brought it home put it in a cage and it ended up having babies. she didnt seperate them and then a few months later all the female babies, and the mother, had babies again! 28 babies from one hamster. We sold them to a pet store. |
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#8 |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 55
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last time I had 4 hamsters, one of them ate the head of the 3 others
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