Im a father of triplets (for now) as of today
 

my fucking hamster had babies... god damnit, son of a bitch, now i have 4 hamsters to take care of... and who knows if shes got more on the way.


stupid slut, i only just bought her from the petstore 3 days ago and they said nothing about her being pregnant...


what a god damn hooker

My condolences...

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Hamster whore

:1orglaugh at least you get 4 hamsters for a value of one! give them to some kids, they'll be more happy to indulge you...

lol, I had a roomate a few years ago who's cat was a whore, she got pregnant twice while we were roomates. Imagine having 6 cats. :glugglug

Damn you work fast how did you concieve in 3 days?...:Graucho

seperate them when they get older. or they will breed with each other and then your problem grows exponentially.

my wife had a kid give her a teddy bear hamster once and she brought it home put it in a cage and it ended up having babies. she didnt seperate them and then a few months later all the female babies, and the mother, had babies again! 28 babies from one hamster. We sold them to a pet store.

last time I had 4 hamsters, one of them ate the head of the 3 others

just be patient :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh