Im a father of triplets (for now) as of today

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  • Magg
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 4467
    #1

    Im a father of triplets (for now) as of today

    my fucking hamster had babies... god damnit, son of a bitch, now i have 4 hamsters to take care of... and who knows if shes got more on the way.


    stupid slut, i only just bought her from the petstore 3 days ago and they said nothing about her being pregnant...


    what a god damn hooker
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    • CybermedAndy
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 4170
      #2
      My condolences...

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3
          Hamster whore

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            • reynold
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              • Oct 2002
              • 51271
              #4
              at least you get 4 hamsters for a value of one! give them to some kids, they'll be more happy to indulge you...

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                • pornJester
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 6138
                  #5
                  lol, I had a roomate a few years ago who's cat was a whore, she got pregnant twice while we were roomates. Imagine having 6 cats.


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                    • xclusive
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 35218
                      #6
                      Damn you work fast how did you concieve in 3 days?...

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                        • Marcus Aurelius
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                          • Apr 2003
                          • 14809
                          #7
                          seperate them when they get older. or they will breed with each other and then your problem grows exponentially.

                          my wife had a kid give her a teddy bear hamster once and she brought it home put it in a cage and it ended up having babies. she didnt seperate them and then a few months later all the female babies, and the mother, had babies again! 28 babies from one hamster. We sold them to a pet store.

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                            • mdfive
                              Registered User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 55
                              #8
                              last time I had 4 hamsters, one of them ate the head of the 3 others

                              just be patient
                              Last edited by mdfive; 10-24-2004, 10:02 PM.
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