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Old 10-19-2004, 04:34 PM   #1
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German guy straightens bananas (PIC)

German man's bananas plan

A German man who earlier this year tried to have Santa Claus banned, says he has a device that can straighten bananas.



Karl-Friedrich Lentze said he has been flooded with calls from people wanting to use his method for what he calls the cigar-banana.

The 56-year-old from Berlin has even gone so far as to apply for a patent. His application included sketches showing how bananas will be carried along on a conveyor belt while robots chop out the curvy bits.

He told German newspaper Bild: "This is the biggest thing since sliced bread - the straight banana. Depending on the degree of the curve, chunks will be cut out of the banana, which are then resealed using a biologically safe plaster."

He said the curvy chunks wouldn't be wasted as they could be dried or used in fruit salad.

"Once people get used to them I believe the straight cigar-banana will drive the curved banana from the market. It's easier to eat, and easier to store."

Source: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1144997.html
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Old 10-19-2004, 04:37 PM   #2
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he doesnt look 56

lol straight bananas... wtf...

children are starving on the streets, and this is what people are spending their time on?
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Old 10-19-2004, 04:49 PM   #3
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what a moron..
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Old 10-19-2004, 04:51 PM   #4
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he doesnt look 56

true, he looks 32 lol
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Old 10-19-2004, 04:51 PM   #5
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they should invent something like this for the cock
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Old 10-19-2004, 04:52 PM   #6
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He told German newspaper Bild: "This is the biggest thing since sliced bread - the straight banana.




righhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht
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Old 10-19-2004, 04:52 PM   #7
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Dude looks like Jeff Buckley.

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Old 10-19-2004, 04:54 PM   #8
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he doesnt look 56

lol straight bananas... wtf...

children are starving on the streets, and this is what people are spending their time on?
Yeah, he looks like hes 30. Straight bananas though, I don't get what the point of that is. It's like having a square grape.
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Old 10-19-2004, 04:55 PM   #9
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Yeah, he looks like hes 30. Straight bananas though, I don't get what the point of that is. It's like having a square grape.
there is rarely a reason to fuck with mother nature.
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Easier to eat????

I guess if you are trying to deep throat one.
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Bananas don't need straightened...

Damn.. this German preoccupation over perfection...

The world wants to buy "bent" bannanas with a yellow colouring - it's the way they were marketed.

Tho have you seen "real" banannas?? They are nothing like that and taste MUCH better :-)
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Old 10-19-2004, 05:05 PM   #12
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Easier to eat????

I guess if you are trying to deep throat one.
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Old 10-19-2004, 05:09 PM   #13
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children are starving on the streets, and this is what people are spending their time on?
is he supposed to solve the worlds hunger problems?
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Old 10-19-2004, 05:18 PM   #14
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Yeah, he looks like hes 30. Straight bananas though, I don't get what the point of that is. It's like having a square grape.
I'd love to try square grapes.
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