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  • pimplink
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    • Jun 2001
    • 9535

    #1

    German guy straightens bananas (PIC)

    German man's bananas plan

    A German man who earlier this year tried to have Santa Claus banned, says he has a device that can straighten bananas.



    Karl-Friedrich Lentze said he has been flooded with calls from people wanting to use his method for what he calls the cigar-banana.

    The 56-year-old from Berlin has even gone so far as to apply for a patent. His application included sketches showing how bananas will be carried along on a conveyor belt while robots chop out the curvy bits.

    He told German newspaper Bild: "This is the biggest thing since sliced bread - the straight banana. Depending on the degree of the curve, chunks will be cut out of the banana, which are then resealed using a biologically safe plaster."

    He said the curvy chunks wouldn't be wasted as they could be dried or used in fruit salad.

    "Once people get used to them I believe the straight cigar-banana will drive the curved banana from the market. It's easier to eat, and easier to store."

    Source: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1144997.html

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  • Dawgy
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    • Jul 2001
    • 5856

    #2
    he doesnt look 56

    lol straight bananas... wtf...

    children are starving on the streets, and this is what people are spending their time on?
    the revolution is coming.

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    • crockett
      in a van by the river
      • May 2003
      • 76818

      #3
      what a moron..
      In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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      • polish_aristocrat
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        • Jul 2002
        • 40377

        #4
        Originally posted by Dawgy
        he doesnt look 56

        true, he looks 32 lol
        I don't use ICQ anymore.

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        • spamofon
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2003
          • 2999

          #5
          they should invent something like this for the cock

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          • doober
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            • Jul 2003
            • 6984

            #6
            Originally posted by pimplink

            He told German newspaper Bild: "This is the biggest thing since sliced bread - the straight banana.




            righhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht

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            • Dirty F
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              • Jul 2001
              • 59204

              #7
              Originally posted by pimplink




              Dude looks like Jeff Buckley.

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              • Shoehorn!
                Die With Your Boots On
                • Oct 2003
                • 22872

                #8
                Originally posted by Dawgy
                he doesnt look 56

                lol straight bananas... wtf...

                children are starving on the streets, and this is what people are spending their time on?
                Yeah, he looks like hes 30. Straight bananas though, I don't get what the point of that is. It's like having a square grape.

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                • Dawgy
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                  • Jul 2001
                  • 5856

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                  Yeah, he looks like hes 30. Straight bananas though, I don't get what the point of that is. It's like having a square grape.
                  there is rarely a reason to fuck with mother nature.
                  the revolution is coming.

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                  • pornguy
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                    • Mar 2003
                    • 62910

                    #10
                    Easier to eat????

                    I guess if you are trying to deep throat one.
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                    • Webby
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 14956

                      #11
                      Bananas don't need straightened...

                      Damn.. this German preoccupation over perfection...

                      The world wants to buy "bent" bannanas with a yellow colouring - it's the way they were marketed.

                      Tho have you seen "real" banannas?? They are nothing like that and taste MUCH better :-)
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                      • Alky
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                        • Apr 2002
                        • 5651

                        #12
                        Originally posted by pornguy
                        Easier to eat????

                        I guess if you are trying to deep throat one.

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                        • Za Ha
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                          • Oct 2001
                          • 5112

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Dawgy
                          children are starving on the streets, and this is what people are spending their time on?
                          is he supposed to solve the worlds hunger problems?

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                          • uno
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                            • Dec 2002
                            • 18450

                            #14
                            Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                            Yeah, he looks like hes 30. Straight bananas though, I don't get what the point of that is. It's like having a square grape.
                            I'd love to try square grapes.
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