German guy straightens bananas (PIC)
 

German man's bananas plan

A German man who earlier this year tried to have Santa Claus banned, says he has a device that can straighten bananas.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/134388.jpg

Karl-Friedrich Lentze said he has been flooded with calls from people wanting to use his method for what he calls the cigar-banana.

The 56-year-old from Berlin has even gone so far as to apply for a patent. His application included sketches showing how bananas will be carried along on a conveyor belt while robots chop out the curvy bits.

He told German newspaper Bild: "This is the biggest thing since sliced bread - the straight banana. Depending on the degree of the curve, chunks will be cut out of the banana, which are then resealed using a biologically safe plaster."

He said the curvy chunks wouldn't be wasted as they could be dried or used in fruit salad.

"Once people get used to them I believe the straight cigar-banana will drive the curved banana from the market. It's easier to eat, and easier to store."

Source: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1144997.html

he doesnt look 56

lol straight bananas... wtf...

children are starving on the streets, and this is what people are spending their time on?

what a moron..

true, he looks 32 lol

they should invent something like this for the cock

:eek7


righhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht

Dude looks like Jeff Buckley.

http://silencio.weblog.com.pt/images...fbw-guitar.GIF

Yeah, he looks like hes 30. Straight bananas though, I don't get what the point of that is. It's like having a square grape.

there is rarely a reason to fuck with mother nature.

Easier to eat????

I guess if you are trying to deep throat one.

Bananas don't need straightened...

Damn.. this German preoccupation over perfection...

The world wants to buy "bent" bannanas with a yellow colouring - it's the way they were marketed.

Tho have you seen "real" banannas?? They are nothing like that and taste MUCH better :-)

:winkwink:

is he supposed to solve the worlds hunger problems?

I'd love to try square grapes.