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EscortBiz · 10-19-2004, 06:18 AM

I will try to make this as short as possible.

I worked for a large company in this industry for 4 years and I ran everything, marketing, design, programming I even washed the floor and dishes, they ended up screwing me and not paying me then had the nerve to use my ideas without even telling me thanks, I ended up hiring a lawyer a PI and also contacting my friends father who works in the DA?s office.

Then I decided to go on my own, knowing how smart I am and seeing how much money I generated everyone that I worked for, I did the design myself and the day I opened my site my hosting company screwed me they shut my account down for no reason, because legal action is pending I wont post their names.

The site did ok first day it took in $2.84 not bad for a single mom but then the billing processor I used decided to charge a monthly fee of $25, now im not that stupid noone is going to get rich of my hard work, so I decided to shut the site down and wait until I find a new billing company.

Then I decided to do what I do best ?design? and start submitting to TGP?s, my galleries where accepted everywhere except on the large TGP?s, in the first week alone I sent 250,000 hits to 2 sponsors, now given my strong background in adult I know that even at a 1% conversion rate I should have gotten about 2500 signups, well guess what I log into the stats and I see 1 trial signup, I knew that I have been shaved real bad, I emailed them and asked them outright ?where are my 2500 signups? they never responded so its not like they are denying it.

I am one of the best people in this business and can be an amazing asset to any company, I just wont let anyone screw me, this time around im looking for a salary of $80k, a 10% cut of all money the company earns while im there and a good health plan. I will also need some money to get started so I can get a new laptop, adobe, and a subscription to entertainment weekly.

I am not the greedy type, just the opposite I just don?t want anyone taking advantage of my skills.

I am a quick learner so even thou at the moment I don?t know that much but within a year working for you I can learn anything including airbrushing etc. I have been using MS Paint since 1999 that?s almost 6 years experience!

When it comes to work im definitely not the lazy type, I love to work, because I have shared custody of my 2 kids the following schedule works best for me but I am flexible, Monday thru Tuesday 10-3 then Wednesday thru Friday I can start work early at 9 until 2. I can work on weekends for extra pay. Things might change thou since im suing my ex husband and I might get more time with my kids.

There are a few fortune 500 companies who have shown interest in hiring me but id rather just help a smaller company become a fortune 500 company.

If you are interested email me.

Slinx · 10-19-2004, 06:23 AM

I'll pay you

for submitting my galleries (if you generate more then 50 sales per day we can discuss for a bonus payment)

stocktrader23 · 10-19-2004, 06:23 AM

I feel like I'm in the twilight zone.

fusionx · 10-19-2004, 06:23 AM

laughing my ass off - good work

and good luck in the job search!

Slinx · 10-19-2004, 06:25 AM

You forgot to tell us your email.

DomBuyer · 10-19-2004, 06:27 AM

EscortBiz, is that a cry for

?

Seriously, what stocktrader said.

quiet · 10-19-2004, 06:27 AM

too fucking funny.

Spunky · 10-19-2004, 06:29 AM

Good luck EB

beemk · 10-19-2004, 06:30 AM

so fucking true

OWNED · 10-19-2004, 06:32 AM

WHAT THE FUCK ?

Monique Niccole · 10-19-2004, 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
I will also need some money to get started so I can get a new laptop, adobe, and a subscription to entertainment weekly.

I need a subscription to Vogue. Can anyone hook me up?

Peaches · 10-19-2004, 06:35 AM

JohnnyUtah · 10-19-2004, 06:37 AM

QUOTE: "Monday thru Tuesday 10-3 then Wednesday thru Friday I can start work early at 9 until 2"

For 80K a Year plus 10% profits?

Man I want what your smoking please...

LOL

xclusive · 10-19-2004, 06:39 AM

I'll pay you $5 a day to do my bidding...

maxjohan · 10-19-2004, 06:39 AM

Quote:

The site did ok first day it took in $2.84 not bad for a single mom

AkiraSS · 10-19-2004, 06:42 AM

Weird joke...but that's maybe coz I haven't smoked anything

Head · 10-19-2004, 06:55 AM

Just a thought: but have you thought of doing this business more self-employed? Most of us do and someone with your talents can do very well. Maybe partner up with someone.
An employmer will never pay you what you're worth.
As a self-employment business YOU sign your own paycheque.

StuartD · 10-19-2004, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
I have been using MS Paint since 1999 that?s almost 6 years experience!

Me too!!

http://media.skoopy.com/flash/flash_0042.swf

stocktrader23 · 10-19-2004, 07:00 AM

Now the thread got even better.

EscortBiz · 10-19-2004, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Now the thread got even better.

yeah maybe I posted this too early

Roald · 10-19-2004, 07:23 AM

lol, ok

TurboAngel · 10-19-2004, 07:25 AM

EB, you're funny!

Cirrus · 10-19-2004, 07:26 AM

hehe

Jer · 10-19-2004, 07:28 AM

Nice post, EB!

The thread keeps getting better

chupachups · 10-19-2004, 07:28 AM

OMG ROLF ROLF

candyflip · 10-19-2004, 08:11 AM

Looks like the joke flew right over a few people's heads.

Bigwilly · 10-19-2004, 08:21 AM

im startin up a mgp site and if you do all the work ill fund it and split the profits

DrewKole · 10-19-2004, 08:25 AM

I hope this wasnt a crack at someone particular on this board... That would be crass.

uno · 10-19-2004, 08:27 AM

Hah! Did you write that yourself or C/P from somewhere?

Herb Kornfield · 10-19-2004, 08:30 AM

This is one of the most surreal posts Ive read in awhile.

EscortBiz · 10-19-2004, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by uno
Hah! Did you write that yourself or C/P from somewhere?

based on a conversaion with someone, this is not copy and paste job, I only inflated it a bit

brizzad · 10-19-2004, 10:50 AM

great sense of humor

Manowar · 10-19-2004, 10:56 AM

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-19-2004, 10:59 AM

\
OMG

Basic_man · 10-19-2004, 11:01 AM

Good luck finding work!

dropped9 · 10-19-2004, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
based on a conversaion with someone, this is not copy and paste job, I only inflated it a bit

LOL I knew it...

NaughtyAce · 10-19-2004, 11:15 AM

EB,

Its disconcerning to hear that some of the problems facing this industry and the people in it.
If you end up not being able to find someone to work with you.
Feel free to hit me up.
Our program has never shaved or stolen from anyone in our life and our webmasters will attest to that. If need be I can help you with finding a good hosting company as well.
Our motto is taking small webmasters to big, and big webmasters to bigger.
As proof see what our webmasters have to say.
http://www.naughtyamerica.com/big.html

dropped9 · 10-19-2004, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by socalace
EB,

Its disconcerning to hear that some of the problems facing this industry and the people in it.
If you end up not being able to find someone to work with you.
Feel free to hit me up.
Our program has never shaved or stolen from anyone in our life and our webmasters will attest to that. If need be I can help you with finding a good hosting company as well.
Our motto is taking small webmasters to big, and big webmasters to bigger.
As proof see what our webmasters have to say.
http://www.naughtyamerica.com/big.html

Damn... Seems everyone forgot their glassess today.

nichecontentguru · 10-19-2004, 12:12 PM

I need a guy to run my new international escort site, hit me up. But earlier I was actually thinking of hiring a cheap aupair to do the job (no offense against you, just watching the budget)

KCat · 10-19-2004, 01:01 PM

While we're at it, where the fuck are MY 2500 sign ups???

polish_aristocrat · 10-19-2004, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Damn... Seems everyone forgot their glassess today.

Look at his postcount

Doc911 · 10-19-2004, 01:04 PM

I really enjoy reading posts like this. The sad thing is many people actually think its real and not a joke. 80k for 4 hours a day and 10%? LOL i was rolling

detoxed · 10-19-2004, 01:06 PM

I said $200k, not $80k

EscortBiz · 10-19-2004, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doc911
I really enjoy reading posts like this. The sad thing is many people actually think its real and not a joke. 80k for 4 hours a day and 10%? LOL i was rolling

lol yeah must of gotten 10 icq's

sake · 10-19-2004, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Basic_man
Good luck finding work!

idiot..

ever heard of sarcasm?

Holly · 10-19-2004, 03:22 PM

I'm assuming this means you're not going to hire me.

10-19-2004, 06:18 AM	#1
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