Looking for work, do not miss this opportunity.
 

I will try to make this as short as possible.

I worked for a large company in this industry for 4 years and I ran everything, marketing, design, programming I even washed the floor and dishes, they ended up screwing me and not paying me then had the nerve to use my ideas without even telling me thanks, I ended up hiring a lawyer a PI and also contacting my friends father who works in the DA?s office.

Then I decided to go on my own, knowing how smart I am and seeing how much money I generated everyone that I worked for, I did the design myself and the day I opened my site my hosting company screwed me they shut my account down for no reason, because legal action is pending I wont post their names.

The site did ok first day it took in $2.84 not bad for a single mom but then the billing processor I used decided to charge a monthly fee of $25, now im not that stupid noone is going to get rich of my hard work, so I decided to shut the site down and wait until I find a new billing company.

Then I decided to do what I do best ?design? and start submitting to TGP?s, my galleries where accepted everywhere except on the large TGP?s, in the first week alone I sent 250,000 hits to 2 sponsors, now given my strong background in adult I know that even at a 1% conversion rate I should have gotten about 2500 signups, well guess what I log into the stats and I see 1 trial signup, I knew that I have been shaved real bad, I emailed them and asked them outright ?where are my 2500 signups? they never responded so its not like they are denying it.

I am one of the best people in this business and can be an amazing asset to any company, I just wont let anyone screw me, this time around im looking for a salary of $80k, a 10% cut of all money the company earns while im there and a good health plan. I will also need some money to get started so I can get a new laptop, adobe, and a subscription to entertainment weekly.

I am not the greedy type, just the opposite I just don?t want anyone taking advantage of my skills.

I am a quick learner so even thou at the moment I don?t know that much but within a year working for you I can learn anything including airbrushing etc. I have been using MS Paint since 1999 that?s almost 6 years experience!

When it comes to work im definitely not the lazy type, I love to work, because I have shared custody of my 2 kids the following schedule works best for me but I am flexible, Monday thru Tuesday 10-3 then Wednesday thru Friday I can start work early at 9 until 2. I can work on weekends for extra pay. Things might change thou since im suing my ex husband and I might get more time with my kids.

There are a few fortune 500 companies who have shown interest in hiring me but id rather just help a smaller company become a fortune 500 company.

If you are interested email me.

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I'll pay you :2 cents: for submitting my galleries (if you generate more then 50 sales per day we can discuss for a bonus payment)

I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. :1orglaugh

laughing my ass off - good work :)

and good luck in the job search!

You forgot to tell us your email.
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EscortBiz, is that a cry for :helpme ?

Seriously, what stocktrader said.

too fucking funny.

Good luck EB

:1orglaugh

so fucking true

WHAT THE FUCK ?

I need a subscription to Vogue. Can anyone hook me up? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

QUOTE: "Monday thru Tuesday 10-3 then Wednesday thru Friday I can start work early at 9 until 2"

For 80K a Year plus 10% profits?

Man I want what your smoking please...

LOL:thumbsup

I'll pay you $5 a day to do my bidding...

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Weird joke...but that's maybe coz I haven't smoked anything :thumbsup

Just a thought: but have you thought of doing this business more self-employed? Most of us do and someone with your talents can do very well. Maybe partner up with someone.
An employmer will never pay you what you're worth.
As a self-employment business YOU sign your own paycheque.

Me too!!

http://media.skoopy.com/flash/flash_0042.swf

:batman

Now the thread got even better. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yeah maybe I posted this too early

lol, ok :thumbsup

EB, you're funny!

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hehe :winkwink:

Nice post, EB! :1orglaugh

The thread keeps getting better :)

OMG ROLF ROLF :Graucho :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Looks like the joke flew right over a few people's heads.

im startin up a mgp site and if you do all the work ill fund it and split the profits

I hope this wasnt a crack at someone particular on this board... That would be crass.

Hah! Did you write that yourself or C/P from somewhere?

This is one of the most surreal posts Ive read in awhile.

based on a conversaion with someone, this is not copy and paste job, I only inflated it a bit

:1orglaugh great sense of humor

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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OMG

Good luck finding work!

LOL I knew it...

EB,

Its disconcerning to hear that some of the problems facing this industry and the people in it.
If you end up not being able to find someone to work with you.
Feel free to hit me up.
Our program has never shaved or stolen from anyone in our life and our webmasters will attest to that. If need be I can help you with finding a good hosting company as well.
Our motto is taking small webmasters to big, and big webmasters to bigger.
As proof see what our webmasters have to say.
http://www.naughtyamerica.com/big.html

Damn... Seems everyone forgot their glassess today.

I need a guy to run my new international escort site, hit me up. But earlier I was actually thinking of hiring a cheap aupair to do the job (no offense against you, just watching the budget)

While we're at it, where the fuck are MY 2500 sign ups??? :feels-hot

Look at his postcount :)

I really enjoy reading posts like this. The sad thing is many people actually think its real and not a joke. 80k for 4 hours a day and 10%? LOL i was rolling

I said $200k, not $80k

lol yeah must of gotten 10 icq's

idiot..

ever heard of sarcasm?

I'm assuming this means you're not going to hire me.