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dubious media · 10-17-2004, 08:56 PM

So, I get contacted by a girl and her boyfriend and the chick wants to have a solo site. She's cute, but nothing too fantastic, and since we have a really nice software package here, we can whip out sites like a nothing with little investment. So, I write up the paper work send it out. Part of the agreement includes her leasing a digital camera from the company. The idea is that the boyfriend shoots photos, sends them to me as she's on the east coast and I'm on the west coast. So she signs the agreement, and faxes it over. I buy a digital camera and send it to her address.

The next day, I get an email from the boyfriend saying:

"I finally had a chance to REALLY look at the agreement you sent. I am not angry or mad but I would like a new agreement sent with some additions and changes I have outlined below please."

So, the signed agreement is in my hands, the camera is en route, and this asshat thinks he can blackmail me by holding the camera hostage. Nice try fucker. I called Fedex and had the package re-routed to my office and cancelled the contract.

If he were smart, he would have waited until the camera arrived, shot a bunch of pictures, and then tried that move. I guess patience is a virtue

xclusive · 10-17-2004, 08:57 PM

fed ex is the best deal there is for large packages...

dubious media · 10-17-2004, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by xclusive
fed ex is the best deal there is for large packages...

reading the post would have been a better idea.

psyko514 · 10-17-2004, 09:00 PM

what kind of changes did he want?

BlueQuartz · 10-17-2004, 09:03 PM

yeah what a dumbass heh - great you got ya camera back with minimal hassle

sicone · 10-17-2004, 09:03 PM

Sounds like he was just trying to get a cam from you or something. Fuck them and their wannabe scam

any chance of a lil more info on them so they dont pull the same shit with other program owners?

beemk · 10-17-2004, 09:04 PM

what an idiot, you should have made him put a deposit on the camera.

dubious media · 10-17-2004, 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by sicone
Sounds like he was just trying to get a cam from you or something. Fuck them and their wannabe scam

any chance of a lil more info on them so they dont pull the same shit with other program owners?

Yeah. Watch out for a chick in Minnesota. I really don't want to give her name out because it's not her fault -- it's her boyfriend. If you have any problems hit me up, and we'll talk.

dubious media · 10-17-2004, 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
what an idiot, you should have made him put a deposit on the camera.

they're broke. or at least told me that. go figure.

Fukeneh · 10-17-2004, 09:13 PM

sounds like a shitty situation, glad you came out on top.

what kind of changes did he want made? what a dipshit.

dubious media · 10-17-2004, 09:15 PM

the changes he wanted were adjustments to the rights of the photos/videos and having the contract expire so they fuck us on a later date.

warlock5 · 10-17-2004, 09:25 PM

Its always boyfriends isn't it?

PerfectionGirls · 10-17-2004, 09:26 PM

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the changes he wanted were adjustments to the rights of the photos/videos and having the contract expire so they fuck us on a later date.

LOL Yeah... heard that one before You pay for it..... you own it.

They tried, just a bit to late though.

dubious media · 10-17-2004, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by warlock5
Its always boyfriends isn't it?

yeah, they never make a good mix.

Melvin the Dude · 10-17-2004, 09:30 PM

hmmm, i know of a chick in Minn that used to have a website...now she's DESPERATELY looking for a new WM....hit me up on AIM so i can show you her pic

pornguy · 10-17-2004, 09:32 PM

I have found that the biggest problem with a lot of models is their boyfriends..

<----- Note to self. Wait for camera to arive before bitching about contract.

detoxed · 10-17-2004, 09:39 PM

woohooo go fedex! fedex rocks

dubious media · 10-17-2004, 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by pornguy
I have found that the biggest problem with a lot of models is their boyfriends..

<----- Note to self. Wait for camera to arive before bitching about contract.

yes, boyfriends are no good.

Gynecologist · 10-18-2004, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by dubiousmedia
yes, boyfriends are no good.

Even worse is when you are shooting the girl getting fucked in the ass and her boyfriend comes along and sits in the corner and watches. Fucking creepy as hell.

strats · 10-18-2004, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by Gynecologist
Even worse is when you are shooting the girl getting fucked in the ass and her boyfriend comes along and sits in the corner and watches. Fucking creepy as hell.

why? maybe he likes it ?..

.. maybe its a turn on for her to be looking right in his eyes whil e getting fucked

or if nothing else, a learning experience

dubious media · 10-18-2004, 01:14 AM

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Originally posted by Gynecologist
Even worse is when you are shooting the girl getting fucked in the ass and her boyfriend comes along and sits in the corner and watches. Fucking creepy as hell.

haha. that's insane

Jimmie · 10-18-2004, 03:57 AM

glad you got cam back, from what I can tell so far, youve got a sweet program going!

KraZ · 10-18-2004, 04:07 AM

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Originally posted by Jimmie
glad you got cam back, from what I can tell so far, youve got a sweet program going!

What was the camera anyway? I doubt you sent a brand new Canon d20

bigdog · 10-18-2004, 04:25 AM

wouldn't you want to acutally meet these people in person before doing a site with them?

dubious media · 10-18-2004, 10:58 AM

it was a nikon 3.2 MP camera -- only worth about $200. the project was a small investment, and i was willing to take a risk considering the high rate of return. so, because of this, i didn't want to invest anything else like a plane ticket and i'm glad i didn't.

dubious media · 10-18-2004, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by Jimmie
glad you got cam back, from what I can tell so far, youve got a sweet program going!

thanks

10-17-2004, 08:56 PM	#1
dubious media Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 369	Why you should use FedEx DUMBASS So, I get contacted by a girl and her boyfriend and the chick wants to have a solo site. She's cute, but nothing too fantastic, and since we have a really nice software package here, we can whip out sites like a nothing with little investment. So, I write up the paper work send it out. Part of the agreement includes her leasing a digital camera from the company. The idea is that the boyfriend shoots photos, sends them to me as she's on the east coast and I'm on the west coast. So she signs the agreement, and faxes it over. I buy a digital camera and send it to her address. The next day, I get an email from the boyfriend saying: "I finally had a chance to REALLY look at the agreement you sent. I am not angry or mad but I would like a new agreement sent with some additions and changes I have outlined below please." So, the signed agreement is in my hands, the camera is en route, and this asshat thinks he can blackmail me by holding the camera hostage. Nice try fucker. I called Fedex and had the package re-routed to my office and cancelled the contract. If he were smart, he would have waited until the camera arrived, shot a bunch of pictures, and then tried that move. I guess patience is a virtue __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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Fukeneh Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Location: Location: Posts: 1,245	sounds like a shitty situation, glad you came out on top. what kind of changes did he want made? what a dipshit.

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dubious media Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 369	the changes he wanted were adjustments to the rights of the photos/videos and having the contract expire so they fuck us on a later date. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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warlock5 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Uranus Posts: 2,808	Its always boyfriends isn't it?

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dubious media Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 369	it was a nikon 3.2 MP camera -- only worth about $200. the project was a small investment, and i was willing to take a risk considering the high rate of return. so, because of this, i didn't want to invest anything else like a plane ticket and i'm glad i didn't. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.