Open Letter to George W. Bush - GoFuckYourself.com

drctfiesta · 10-15-2004, 07:18 AM

This letter, written by an elderly gentleman who is upset with the Bush administration, has been circulating around the internet.
Dear Voter,
I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well paying job. I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes. Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse.
I lost my job.
I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War.
I lost my homes.
I lost my health insurance.
As a matter of fact I lost virtually everything and became homeless.
Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me.
I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to insure that a Democrat is back in the White House come next year. Bush has to go.
I just thought all Americans would like to know how one senior citizen views the Bush Administration.
Thank you for taking time to read my letter.

Sincerely,

Saddam Hussein

Rhino22 · 10-15-2004, 07:28 AM

evanmorgan · 10-15-2004, 07:36 AM

hahaha pretty funny, n im so thick i didnt even see it coming

Violetta · 10-15-2004, 07:44 AM

haha...

<IMX> · 10-15-2004, 08:06 AM

Poke jokes about Saddam...where's OBL?

Basic_man · 10-15-2004, 08:07 AM

MattO · 10-15-2004, 08:13 AM

Dear Voter,
I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had an pretty good career. I had numerous goals and had several dedicated followers. Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the better.
I've gained thousands of new followers.
I've been able to send my people to countries that previously were hostile to my cause.
I expanded my operating base.
I'm idolized more than ever by my people.
As I was once almost homeless and running, I was able to move to a comfortable location where I could relax and think about the future.
When I though that the authorities found me living like an animal, they went elsewhere, allowing me to move to a better place.
I will do anything that President Bush wants to insure that a Republican is still in the White House come next year. Bush has to stay.
I just thought all Americans would like to know how one senior citizen views the Bush Administration.
Thank you for taking time to read my letter.

Sincerely,

Osama Bin Laden

Mojiteaux · 10-15-2004, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
Dear Voter,
I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had an pretty good career. I had numerous goals and had several dedicated followers. Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the better.
I've gained thousands of new followers.
I've been able to send my people to countries that previously were hostile to my cause.
I expanded my operating base.
I'm idolized more than ever by my people.
As I was once almost homeless and running, I was able to move to a comfortable location where I could relax and think about the future.
When I though that the authorities found me living like an animal, they went elsewhere, allowing me to move to a better place.
I will do anything that President Bush wants to insure that a Republican is still in the White House come next year. Bush has to stay.
I just thought all Americans would like to know how one senior citizen views the Bush Administration.
Thank you for taking time to read my letter.

Sincerely,

Osama Bin Laden

So true unfortunately

EscortBiz · 10-15-2004, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mojiteaux
So true unfortunately

amen

10-15-2004, 07:18 AM	#1
drctfiesta Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Kingdom of Darkness Posts: 1,821	Open Letter to George W. Bush This letter, written by an elderly gentleman who is upset with the Bush administration, has been circulating around the internet. Dear Voter, I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well paying job. I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes. Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse. I lost my job. I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War. I lost my homes. I lost my health insurance. As a matter of fact I lost virtually everything and became homeless. Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me. I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to insure that a Democrat is back in the White House come next year. Bush has to go. I just thought all Americans would like to know how one senior citizen views the Bush Administration. Thank you for taking time to read my letter. Sincerely, Saddam Hussein __________________ *

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10-15-2004, 08:13 AM	#7
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	Dear Voter, I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had an pretty good career. I had numerous goals and had several dedicated followers. Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the better. I've gained thousands of new followers. I've been able to send my people to countries that previously were hostile to my cause. I expanded my operating base. I'm idolized more than ever by my people. As I was once almost homeless and running, I was able to move to a comfortable location where I could relax and think about the future. When I though that the authorities found me living like an animal, they went elsewhere, allowing me to move to a better place. I will do anything that President Bush wants to insure that a Republican is still in the White House come next year. Bush has to stay. I just thought all Americans would like to know how one senior citizen views the Bush Administration. Thank you for taking time to read my letter. Sincerely, Osama Bin Laden