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Old 10-15-2004, 08:43 AM  
Mojiteaux
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Quote:
Originally posted by MattO
Dear Voter,
I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had an pretty good career. I had numerous goals and had several dedicated followers. Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the better.
I've gained thousands of new followers.
I've been able to send my people to countries that previously were hostile to my cause.
I expanded my operating base.
I'm idolized more than ever by my people.
As I was once almost homeless and running, I was able to move to a comfortable location where I could relax and think about the future.
When I though that the authorities found me living like an animal, they went elsewhere, allowing me to move to a better place.
I will do anything that President Bush wants to insure that a Republican is still in the White House come next year. Bush has to stay.
I just thought all Americans would like to know how one senior citizen views the Bush Administration.
Thank you for taking time to read my letter.

Sincerely,

Osama Bin Laden

So true unfortunately
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