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What Would Happen If You Called A Cop "A fucking Asshole" ?
What Would Happen If You Called A Cop A fucking Asshole ?
Do you go to jail and if so what is the charge ? My friend said to a cop the other day "Hey you got any coke" The cop turned and looked at him with a blank look and my friend said "come on I know you just busted someone" The cop just laughed and we kept walking. 
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10-12-2004, 04:15 PM
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I'm not sure man..I don't think I would try it. You guys are crazy
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10-12-2004, 04:16 PM
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i have done this at one point and was promptly arrested and later released ... but it really makes for a bad night .. LOL ... there is no actual criminal charge for saying fock off to a cop ..
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10-12-2004, 04:18 PM
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i got pulled over a few years ago and the cop was
being a smart ass with me. i was in Pennsylvania visiting & lived in Wisconsin so my license said "Wisconsin" on it, naturally. the officer said "And where were you going, MRS. WISCONSIN???" in a smart ass voice!! I told him "None of your business, OFFICER!!" then he wrote me a ticket lol so i wouldnt recomend it.
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10-12-2004, 04:18 PM
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That strange sensation that you would be feeling about a minute later would be his black, shiny baton up your ass. Followed by, "who's the asshole now, punk. Do you feel lucky, punk....."
......I still have nightmares......j/k 
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10-12-2004, 04:23 PM
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calling an officer a fucking asshole could lead to charges i believe... but if you state it in an opinion for such as "I think you are a fucking asshole" he cannot do anything as this is your opinion and your entitled to that
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10-12-2004, 04:25 PM
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I once waved at a cop with my middle finger as he passed me. He then turned around and pull me over. He wrote me up for all kinds of shit. He ran out of room on the front side of the ticket and continued on the back. Six other police officers came to assist him. My buddy that was with me was shitting bricks. They wanted to kick my ass bad. One cop was yelling at me about a half an inch away from my face. He was asking if I wanted to fight the cop I waved my middle finger to. He then asked me my age, and then they all backed down.
But they held me there on the side of the road for over an hour. Searched the shit out of my car inside and out. They also stole all the shit we had just bought at the store(candy and gum). Some of the cops were just laughing their asses off, cuz all the stupid shit I was saying to them. Only two of them were pissed the others were just there for the giggles. |
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10-12-2004, 04:28 PM
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some years ago a guy flip a cop off (in California) he went 2 jail, got released and the court said he could filp off the cop, but he could NOT tell the cop fuck you.
if my memory servers me right. I might add I wouldn't do it though.
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10-12-2004, 04:32 PM
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depending on the area you will get things like disorderly conduct and even assault. Now before you flame on assault remember there is a charge specifically called assault and battery and assault with a deadly weapon so yeah just words are considered an attack of a lower level. Assault is nothing more than agression towards another person in general. It has to be directed at him personally so you would have to say, "YOU are a XXXX" not just using profanity unless there is a law about public use of profanity. Either way it is best just to keep your cool and keep your mouth shut.
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10-12-2004, 04:42 PM
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its called verbal assault and there are many obscenity laws in many cities that cover it but depending on the cop it may or may not slide right off. I wouldnt test those waters.
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i said fuck the police to the cops in santa barbara
they didnt hate on me yay first amendment |
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10-12-2004, 05:30 PM
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it can be an assault charge
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10-12-2004, 05:37 PM
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In Texas, a "fuck you" warranted me a verbal
assault charge and a night in jail. At the ripe old age of 18. A tad severe, imho. The $550 fine didn't feel so good, either. 
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10-12-2004, 05:44 PM
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I think you have to say
"I think" before anythign that way it's not verbal assualt. |
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10-12-2004, 05:44 PM
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Knew a guy that did just that, and the cop dragged him out of his car and ground the guys face into the pavement for awhile, then left. When the scab faced idiot was telling us about it we all laughed at him.
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10-12-2004, 05:46 PM
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Who has that video of that guy who walked up to a cop and flipped him off and then the cop beat the shit out of him?
That was a good video.
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I've made bad situations with dickhead cops way worse by pointing out what assholes they are and how the things they do aren't in the realm of "legal". Ultimately they can't do anything but find another excuse to arrest you. Its really not hard for them to find something when they are looking hard enough or willing to manufacture it.
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10-12-2004, 06:49 PM
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well good thing that cop had a sense of humor cause they can be dicks and take you in on stupid shit
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I call bullshit Ive moiuthed off to many an officer and they just yelled back. Almost got into a brawl with one on my lawn cause he drove up my yard to bitch at my friend, but he just left.
They cant charge you for talkin shit.
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A friend of mine is a cop in Miami, and when someone is stupid enough to flip him off, he pulls them over and gives them a traffic citation for improper hand signals in a motor vehicle.
He has done that about 20 times. And has NEVER lost the ticket in court. Be careful, because if you say that or do that to the wrong cop, you WILL pay one way or the other.
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10-12-2004, 06:55 PM
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Generally, I've only had good stuff from cops - they got a job to do!
It's more to do with individuals than a group - there are idiots in every group, including police officers. Only ever came across one incident, least one that concerned me, which was a "problem". Sure, I never used the words "A fucking asshole" - but very close :-) He "could" have charged me with some bullshit - but again, that would not have been wise under the circumstances, and he departed, - or rather, the door was slammed in his face. |
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10-12-2004, 07:00 PM
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disorderly conduct which wont hold up but will fuck up your night. My buddy had some FBI agents come up to him in his driveway regarding a murder out here, he started talking ridiculous shit, fuck off, fuck u, kiss my ass all types of shit and they served him his subpoena, got in their red camaro and left.
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my personal favorite is at the airport, when you get to customs try saying "hi Jack!"
always good for a laugh
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I like this thread a lot
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Idiot cops + idiots who flip off cops = bad concocktion.
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Cops love it when you talk shit to them. I recommend doing it at least once a week
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nothing it's a freedom of speach thing and if they arrest you you can sue them for breach of your rights,,,
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Not if you want to be taken down a dark lane and get shit kicked by him and his buddies
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BWahahahha at all the stories in here!
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I believe you will be charge by calling the police officer as a fucking asshole.
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