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Mutt · 10-13-2004, 02:48 AM

Back when I started playing around with Photoshop in 1998 there were a handful of Photoshop tutorial sites, Marks, Photoshop Guru, Eyeball, Doc Ozone - all quality sites with detailed well written and explained tutorials. Today there are now hundreds of Photoshop tutorial sites and apparently they will take a tutorial from anybody. 90% of the tutorials are horrible, horribly written and horribly conceived.

this is an example of the state of today's Photoshop tutorials.

Chrome Orb With Pulsating Light Halo
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Hi. Thanks to Jason from PhotoshopForce.com for showing me this extremely cool effect. Ok, let's get started!

1. Open document, you can use any color background you wish - I used a dark gray.

2. Make new layer, name it 'Orb', draw circle, fill it with black or any color you wish. I used black.

3. Go to Layer Effects, do some settings like the ones here.

You're done! Pretty kewl huh!

NO IT'S NOT PRETTY KEWL ASSHOLE! IT LOOKS LIKE COMPLETE CRAP!

OzMan84 · 10-13-2004, 03:08 AM

Sarma · 10-13-2004, 03:28 AM

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Originally posted by Mutt
NO IT'S NOT PRETTY KEWL ASSHOLE! IT LOOKS LIKE COMPLETE CRAP!

ROFL

PiksalDesign · 10-13-2004, 03:30 AM

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Originally posted by Mutt
Back when I started playing around with Photoshop in 1998 there were a handful of Photoshop tutorial sites, Marks, Photoshop Guru, Eyeball, Doc Ozone - all quality sites with detailed well written and explained tutorials. Today there are now hundreds of Photoshop tutorial sites and apparently they will take a tutorial from anybody. 90% of the tutorials are horrible, horribly written and horribly conceived.

this is an example of the state of today's Photoshop tutorials.

Chrome Orb With Pulsating Light Halo
******************************

Hi. Thanks to Jason from PhotoshopForce.com for showing me this extremely cool effect. Ok, let's get started!

1. Open document, you can use any color background you wish - I used a dark gray.

2. Make new layer, name it 'Orb', draw circle, fill it with black or any color you wish. I used black.

3. Go to Layer Effects, do some settings like the ones here.

You're done! Pretty kewl huh!

NO IT'S NOT PRETTY KEWL ASSHOLE! IT LOOKS LIKE COMPLETE CRAP!

No shit its sad. Marks, Eyeball, and Phong where my favorites.

check out http://phong.com

PiksalDesign · 10-13-2004, 03:32 AM

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Originally posted by PiksalDesign
No shit its sad. Marks, Eyeball, and Phong where my favorites.

check out http://phong.com

Hmm. He seems to have gotten rid the site pretty much.
that blows ass holes.
it was one of the best

Mutt · 10-13-2004, 03:45 AM

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Originally posted by PiksalDesign
No shit its sad. Marks, Eyeball, and Phong where my favorites.

check out http://phong.com

oh i remember Phong - that's where i learned to do nice bevels using channels instead of with that shitty EyeCandy plugin.

i always wonder about guys who run those sites - gotta get bored of it after awhile, they don't make much money.

txtbill · 10-13-2004, 05:25 AM

The man is so so right!!!

Does anyone have a good list of decent tutorial sites? Not the usual lot like good-tutroials anything smaller that reflects true skills?

Cristofor Columb · 10-13-2004, 11:43 AM

bump

SpikeHeel · 10-15-2004, 01:38 AM

i already know photoshop especially link it to the dreamweaver and use a little asp.

Babagirls · 10-15-2004, 01:40 AM

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Originally posted by Mutt

1. Open document, you can use any color background you wish - I used a dark gray.

2. Make new layer, name it 'Orb', draw circle, fill it with black or any color you wish. I used black.

3. Go to Layer Effects, do some settings like the ones here.

You're done! Pretty kewl huh!

NO IT'S NOT PRETTY KEWL ASSHOLE! IT LOOKS LIKE COMPLETE CRAP!

gotta love the detailed instructions lol

smack · 10-15-2004, 01:45 AM

that's just sad.

10-13-2004, 02:48 AM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Photoshop Tutorial Wankers Back when I started playing around with Photoshop in 1998 there were a handful of Photoshop tutorial sites, Marks, Photoshop Guru, Eyeball, Doc Ozone - all quality sites with detailed well written and explained tutorials. Today there are now hundreds of Photoshop tutorial sites and apparently they will take a tutorial from anybody. 90% of the tutorials are horrible, horribly written and horribly conceived. this is an example of the state of today's Photoshop tutorials. Chrome Orb With Pulsating Light Halo ****************************** Hi. Thanks to Jason from PhotoshopForce.com for showing me this extremely cool effect. Ok, let's get started! 1. Open document, you can use any color background you wish - I used a dark gray. 2. Make new layer, name it 'Orb', draw circle, fill it with black or any color you wish. I used black. 3. Go to Layer Effects, do some settings like the ones here. You're done! Pretty kewl huh! NO IT'S NOT PRETTY KEWL ASSHOLE! IT LOOKS LIKE COMPLETE CRAP! __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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