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Old 10-12-2004, 04:10 AM   #1
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It only needs a vegetable to sell content.

Screw all what I said about porn, it seems I was wrong.

In fact all you need to sell a set is stick a cucumber in a girl, carrots in the bum are our next step.

This set has sold four times as much as the others we released Friday.



So I just sent Eva down to the grocers with a list of fruit and vegetables.

Cucumbers, carrots, parsnips, bananas and melons.
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Old 10-12-2004, 04:11 AM   #2
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do a shoot with a watermelon
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Old 10-12-2004, 04:26 AM   #3
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I forgot sweetcorn. Nice ribbed effect.
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Old 10-12-2004, 04:33 AM   #4
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Show us the pic where she is stuffing the watermelon.
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Old 10-12-2004, 05:05 AM   #5
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Show us the pic where she is stuffing the watermelon.
No the melon is for my sweet after dinner.
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Old 10-12-2004, 05:43 AM   #6
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Don't forget the wine bottles........ must have wine with the fresh fruits and veggies. And get ya some ranch dip for veggies and caramel for the fruits and make her into a complete meal... LOL
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Old 10-12-2004, 05:49 AM   #7
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Humm... i'm hungry
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Old 10-12-2004, 06:44 AM   #8
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Don't forget the wine bottles........ must have wine with the fresh fruits and veggies. And get ya some ranch dip for veggies and caramel for the fruits and make her into a complete meal... LOL
No wine is kinky.
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Old 10-12-2004, 06:46 AM   #9
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Old 10-12-2004, 08:43 AM   #10
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She is fucking hot!

No wonder she sells so well.
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Old 10-12-2004, 11:49 AM   #11
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Charly, I like how you are the sensitive guy and cleaned the thing and cut off the ends first.
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Old 10-12-2004, 11:51 AM   #12
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She is fucking hot!

No wonder she sells so well.
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Old 10-12-2004, 11:52 AM   #13
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Old 10-12-2004, 11:53 AM   #14
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Old 10-12-2004, 10:59 PM   #15
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Charly, I like how you are the sensitive guy and cleaned the thing and cut off the ends first.
Eva shot this set.
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I have a craving for a salad now and my fat ass never says that,...
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By the way: THAT is a zucchini not a cucumber.

Spoink!
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Old 10-13-2004, 02:44 AM   #18
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By the way: THAT is a zucchini not a cucumber.

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No it's a cucumber, we had cucumber sandwiches for lunch that day.
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