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Too old to care
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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It only needs a vegetable to sell content.
Screw all what I said about porn, it seems I was wrong.
In fact all you need to sell a set is stick a cucumber in a girl, carrots in the bum are our next step. ![]() This set has sold four times as much as the others we released Friday. ![]() So I just sent Eva down to the grocers with a list of fruit and vegetables. Cucumbers, carrots, parsnips, bananas and melons. |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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do a shoot with a watermelon
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I forgot sweetcorn. Nice ribbed effect.
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Show us the pic where she is stuffing the watermelon.
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Don't forget the wine bottles........ must have wine with the fresh fruits and veggies. And get ya some ranch dip for veggies and caramel for the fruits and make her into a complete meal... LOL
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Humm... i'm hungry
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I need a beer
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I think I'll have a salad for breakfast
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She is fucking hot!
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Charly, I like how you are the sensitive guy and cleaned the thing and cut off the ends first.
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I have a craving for a salad now and my fat ass never says that,...
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By the way: THAT is a zucchini not a cucumber.
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very nice
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should do well with our veggieporn.com site
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