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Paul Markham 10-12-2004 04:10 AM

It only needs a vegetable to sell content.
 
Screw all what I said about porn, it seems I was wrong.

In fact all you need to sell a set is stick a cucumber in a girl, carrots in the bum are our next step. :1orglaugh

This set has sold four times as much as the others we released Friday.

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/cucumber.jpg

So I just sent Eva down to the grocers with a list of fruit and vegetables.

Cucumbers, carrots, parsnips, bananas and melons.

nofx 10-12-2004 04:11 AM

do a shoot with a watermelon :Graucho

Paul Markham 10-12-2004 04:26 AM

I forgot sweetcorn. Nice ribbed effect. :1orglaugh

grumpy 10-12-2004 04:33 AM

Show us the pic where she is stuffing the watermelon.

Paul Markham 10-12-2004 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by grumpy
Show us the pic where she is stuffing the watermelon.
No the melon is for my sweet after dinner. :1orglaugh

Tam 10-12-2004 05:43 AM

Don't forget the wine bottles........ must have wine with the fresh fruits and veggies. And get ya some ranch dip for veggies and caramel for the fruits and make her into a complete meal... LOL

Sagitta 10-12-2004 05:49 AM

Humm... i'm hungry :eatmouse :eatmouse :eatmouse

Paul Markham 10-12-2004 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam
Don't forget the wine bottles........ must have wine with the fresh fruits and veggies. And get ya some ranch dip for veggies and caramel for the fruits and make her into a complete meal... LOL
No wine is kinky. :1orglaugh

Spunky 10-12-2004 06:46 AM

I think I'll have a salad for breakfast

kowntafit 10-12-2004 08:43 AM

She is fucking hot!

No wonder she sells so well. :thumbsup

Nick_Moneymaker 10-12-2004 11:49 AM

Charly, I like how you are the sensitive guy and cleaned the thing and cut off the ends first.

sickkittens 10-12-2004 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kowntafit
She is fucking hot!

No wonder she sells so well. :thumbsup


candyflip 10-12-2004 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
do a shoot with a watermelon :Graucho
http://picparadise.com/gfy/bdjuf_watermelon.jpg

Basic_man 10-12-2004 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
http://picparadise.com/gfy/bdjuf_watermelon.jpg
SO FUCKIN' ROFL ! :1orglaugh

Paul Markham 10-12-2004 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nick_Moneymaker
Charly, I like how you are the sensitive guy and cleaned the thing and cut off the ends first.
Eva shot this set.:1orglaugh

xclusive 10-12-2004 11:00 PM

I have a craving for a salad now and my fat ass never says that,...

SpoinkDexter 10-13-2004 01:53 AM

By the way: THAT is a zucchini not a cucumber.

Spoink!

Paul Markham 10-13-2004 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpoinkDexter
By the way: THAT is a zucchini not a cucumber.

Spoink!

No it's a cucumber, we had cucumber sandwiches for lunch that day. :Graucho

DVTimes 10-13-2004 04:38 AM

:glugglug :glugglug :glugglug :glugglug :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Jensen 10-13-2004 04:50 AM

very nice :)

Naughty 10-13-2004 04:53 AM

should do well with our veggieporn.com site


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