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Jakke PNG · 10-11-2004, 07:11 AM

50 pagans

pimplink · 10-11-2004, 07:14 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I know I am. But I don't believe in god, so I'm going to hell.

Yep, and burning that you will be!

nekrom · 10-11-2004, 07:14 AM

SATANISM. Keeping Christianity in business since 0033.

Remember EVIL is Live backwords, so enjoy life.

pimplink · 10-11-2004, 07:15 AM

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Originally posted by nekrom
SATANISM. Keeping Christianity in business since 0033.

Hahahahaha!

Jakke PNG · 10-11-2004, 07:16 AM

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
-- Mahatma Gandhi

boobmaster · 10-11-2004, 07:17 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
What if I 'find' god in my sickbed just before my death.
See you in heaven fucktard, I'm off to enjoy my life.

God knows your heart. He knows everything about you ... everything you've ever seen .. everything you've ever done. He knows your every thought. He knows if you are pure, or if you are evil. You can't hide from him. If you love your life, you will lose it. The day of judgment is coming.

Jakke PNG · 10-11-2004, 07:20 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
God knows your heart. He knows everything about you ... everything you've ever seen .. everything you've ever done. He knows your every thought. He knows if you are pure, or if you are evil. You can't hide from him. If you love your life, you will lose it. The day of judgment is coming.

How do you know that? Had a discussion with him? Maybe you shouldn't skip your medication.

boobmaster · 10-11-2004, 07:20 AM

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Originally posted by pimplink
Hahahahaha!

Keep laughing. It will all come back on you one day

quiet · 10-11-2004, 07:22 AM

fire and brimstone. fire and brimstone!!

boobmaster · 10-11-2004, 07:26 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
How do you know that? Had a discussion with him? Maybe you shouldn't skip your medication.

The bible says we are going to get new, indestructable bodies in the afterlife. ALL OF US. Your body will have very sensitive nerves which can feel pain. When you're roasting in Hell, your will feel that horrid burning sensation but your body won't be destroyed. You'll just keep feeling and feeling and feeling ..... throughtout eternity. You'll BEG for water, but noone will give you any.

Enjoy your remaining years on earth, lardass.

boobmaster · 10-11-2004, 07:27 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
fire and brimstone. fire and brimstone!!

Don't tell me you weren't afraid when you were in the hospital.

quiet · 10-11-2004, 07:30 AM

i immediately converted to Judaism

Jakke PNG · 10-11-2004, 07:31 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Enjoy your remaining years on earth, lardass.

You make me sad. Again, what does my lardyness have to do with anything. Post YOUR picture, and be prepared for verbal abusement, so you can cry "I'm so sick and tired of you people. I'll sue you! I'm thru with these threads! I'm thru with this nickname".

Lying sack of shit.

You think you're *pure*, yet you have contempt in your heart, and obviously the lack of love towards your fellow man.. yet, you think you'll be admitted in heaven?

You'll burn like the rest of us nonbelievers. I can't wait to see your burning flesh next to me.
Your hell will be me laughing at you for all eternity.

boobmaster · 10-11-2004, 07:49 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
You make me sad. Again, what does my lardyness have to do with anything. Post YOUR picture, and be prepared for verbal abusement, so you can cry "I'm so sick and tired of you people. I'll sue you! I'm thru with these threads! I'm thru with this nickname".

Lying sack of shit.

You think you're *pure*, yet you have contempt in your heart, and obviously the lack of love towards your fellow man.. yet, you think you'll be admitted in heaven?

You'll burn like the rest of us nonbelievers. I can't wait to see your burning flesh next to me.
Your hell will be me laughing at you for all eternity.

I do love you.

Jakke PNG · 10-11-2004, 07:50 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
I do love you.

As I said earlier.
Lying sack of shit.

boobmaster · 10-11-2004, 07:55 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
i immediately converted to Judaism

That won't save you either. And I doubt God considers this a laughing matter. People have died from what you had. Next time you might not be so lucky. Your money won't buy you salvation.

boobmaster · 10-11-2004, 07:56 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
As I said earlier.
Lying sack of shit.

How do you know I'm lying. I don't hate anyone. I love all people

LadyMischief · 10-11-2004, 07:58 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Fuck off, bitch!

When are you going to come up with something GOOD? C'mon, something that stings a little at least. Fucking tryhard.

LadyMischief · 10-11-2004, 07:59 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
God knows your heart. He knows everything about you ... everything you've ever seen .. everything you've ever done. He knows your every thought. He knows if you are pure, or if you are evil. You can't hide from him. If you love your life, you will lose it. The day of judgment is coming.

And he knows you're a sinner, pornographer, adulterer, etc etc.

LadyMischief · 10-11-2004, 08:00 AM

Oh and for the record, I'm pagan (wiccan) and proud of it.

Jakke PNG · 10-11-2004, 08:01 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
How do you know I'm lying. I don't hate anyone. I love all people

God knows. You show nothing but contempt on the board. God knows your heart. He knows everything about you ...

Rob · 10-11-2004, 08:01 AM

Scientology.

boobmaster · 10-11-2004, 08:17 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
And he knows you're a sinner, pornographer, adulterer, etc etc.

I have NEVER slept with a married woman

boobmaster · 10-11-2004, 08:18 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
Oh and for the record, I'm pagan (wiccan) and proud of it.

I know you are. But that's a Satanic religion.

Vitasoy · 10-11-2004, 08:20 AM

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Originally posted by Gunni
Paganism

Here's some pretty hot valkyrja's

I wouldn't mind being that religion.

10-11-2004, 07:11 AM	#51
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	50 pagans __________________ ..and I'm off.

10-11-2004, 07:14 AM	#53
nekrom Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Australia/Asia Posts: 921	SATANISM. Keeping Christianity in business since 0033. Remember EVIL is Live backwords, so enjoy life. __________________ Free Traffic

10-11-2004, 07:16 AM	#55
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." -- Mahatma Gandhi __________________ ..and I'm off.

10-11-2004, 07:22 AM	#59
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	fire and brimstone. fire and brimstone!! __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

10-11-2004, 07:30 AM	#62
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	i immediately converted to Judaism __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

10-11-2004, 08:00 AM	#70
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	Oh and for the record, I'm pagan (wiccan) and proud of it. __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

10-11-2004, 08:01 AM	#72
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Scientology. __________________