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  • webmaster x
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    • Mar 2004
    • 4400

    #1

    Which religion goes best with being an adult webmaster?

    Almost all (at least the ones I have heard of) have restrictions against 'sexual immorality' but some are definitely more relaxed about sex. My bet is on Taoism... Your ideas?
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  • Jakke PNG
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    • Nov 2001
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    #2
    I say fuck religion.
    Have faith all you want, but go take a dump to a doorstep of any place that is involved in organized religion.
    ..and I'm off.

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    • webmaster x
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      • Mar 2004
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      #3
      Originally posted by TeenGodFather
      I say fuck religion.
      Have faith all you want, but go take a dump to a doorstep of any place that is involved in organized religion.
      okay, but let's stick to the question, shall we?
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      • Jakke PNG
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        • Nov 2001
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        #4
        Originally posted by webmaster x
        okay, but let's stick to the question, shall we?
        No.
        ..and I'm off.

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        • Jakke PNG
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          • Nov 2001
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          #5
          Atheism?
          ..and I'm off.

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          • fr33s3x
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            • Apr 2003
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            #6
            Originally posted by TeenGodFather
            No.
            very nice answer

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            • reynold
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              • Oct 2002
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              #7
              i dont have idea,

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              • xclusive
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                • Apr 2004
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                #8
                Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                Atheism?
                this would have to be the answer...

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                • project_naughty
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                  • Apr 2004
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                  Atheism?
                  Atheism isn't a religion.

                  I would say that religious paganism would be a good religion for a webmaster to have, as long as they concentrated more on softcore.

                  I don't think the "cum-covered sluts" type of webmaster could have any religion, though.

                  In Islam, you are not allowed to take pictures of living forms so the only thing you could do was necro-porn.

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                  • boobmaster
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                    • Jul 2003
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                    I say fuck religion.
                    Have faith all you want, but go take a dump to a doorstep of any place that is involved in organized religion.

                    You are fat and will probably die soon, smothered in your own blubber. When your soul is released and comes into the presence of God, what will you say?

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by project_naughty
                      Atheism isn't a religion.

                      I would say that religious paganism would be a good religion for a webmaster to have, as long as they concentrated more on softcore.

                      I don't think the "cum-covered sluts" type of webmaster could have any religion, though.

                      In Islam, you are not allowed to take pictures of living forms so the only thing you could do was necro-porn.
                      Or perhaps, one of the many aspects of Hinduism where SEX is worshipped as a unifying and preserving force (same theology that made the Kama Sutra and related artwork possible)? I believe this aspect would be in one of the Vedic disciplines or perhaps be an avatar of VISHNU the preserver.

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                      • strats
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                        • Feb 2004
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                        #12
                        the best religion for adult webmasters is my religion, not shut the fuck up and bow down -edit: bitches
                        Last edited by strats; 10-11-2004, 04:26 AM.

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                        • Fukeneh
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                          • Mar 2004
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                          #13
                          christians cant make porn and they cant make loans with interest.

                          so either judaism, or hedonism. pick one.

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                          • KRL
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                            • Oct 2002
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                            #14
                            Religion is a crock of bullshit concocted in the days when they didn't understand science and natural occurences in nature. Imagine living thousands of years ago and experiencing earthquakes, thunderstorms, hurricanes, etc. How do you explain that to the people. Ahhh, got it, there must be a greater power in the skys above that is mad at us. And the kings, and priests have special holy powers that enable them to speak to God on your behalf.

                            That's how it all started, scientific ignorance and a desire to control the minds of people through an organized process of guilt.

                            Religion is evil and has been responsible for more unjust deaths of people than any other thing man has created.

                            What a joke.
                            Last edited by KRL; 10-11-2004, 04:30 AM.
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                              #15

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                              • Slick
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                                #16
                                Juicyism

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                                • Gunni
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                                  #17
                                  Paganism

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                                  • boobmaster
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by KRL
                                    Religion is a crock of bullshit concocted in the days when they didn't understand science and natural occurences in nature. Imagine living thousands of years ago and experiencing earthquakes, thunderstorms, hurricanes, etc. How do you explain that to the people. Ahhh, got it, there must be a greater power in the skys above that is mad at us. And the kings, and priests have special holy powers that enable them to speak to God on your behalf.

                                    That's how it all started, scientific ignorance and a desire to control the minds of people through an organized process of guilt.

                                    Religion is evil and has been responsible for more unjust deaths of people than any other thing man has created.

                                    What a joke.

                                    I thought you believed in the afterlife

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                                    • Jakke PNG
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                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 20306

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by boobmaster
                                      You are fat and will probably die soon, smothered in your own blubber. When your soul is released and comes into the presence of God, what will you say?
                                      Nothing? There's no God.
                                      But I find it hilarious, that I will outlive you.. and you will become wormfood before me. Too bad there's no afterlife, I'd like to see your face when you realize you have bee deceived.
                                      Hahaha.. sucker.
                                      ..and I'm off.

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                                      • Fake Nick
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                                        • Jul 2004
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                                        #20
                                        monkeyism or rabbitism

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                                        • boobmaster
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                          Nothing? There's no God.
                                          But I find it hilarious, that I will outlive you.. and you will become wormfood before me. Too bad there's no afterlife, I'd like to see your face when you realize you have bee deceived.
                                          Hahaha.. sucker.
                                          Wrong, fat man. Keep trying to convince yourself. You can't hide from God

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                                          • polish_aristocrat
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                                            • Jul 2002
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                                            #22
                                            I never make fun of religion, since for many people it's the most important thing in their lifes and I want to respect it.
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                                            • boobmaster
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                                              • Jul 2003
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                              Nothing? There's no God.
                                              But I find it hilarious, that I will outlive you.. and you will become wormfood before me. Too bad there's no afterlife, I'd like to see your face when you realize you have bee deceived.
                                              Hahaha.. sucker.

                                              I find it amazing that YOU would have the answer to the greatest question that has puzzled man since his creation. Can you prove your shit theory, fatass?

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                                              • strats
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                                                • Feb 2004
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                Wrong, fat man. Keep trying to convince yourself. You can't hide from God
                                                God is a joke. <-.~~

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                                                • Jakke PNG
                                                  ex-TeenGodFather
                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                  • 20306

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                  Wrong, fat man. Keep trying to convince yourself. You can't hide from God
                                                  God can lick my shitty asshole as can you.

                                                  God hasn't struck me down yet, has not struck my mother down, hasn't struck my grandparents down.

                                                  None of which believed in God, and had no respect for him, after all he's not real.
                                                  Laughed in church, despised religion.

                                                  All we've had is wealth, happiness and long lives, lived in sin.

                                                  Boohoo, they'll have a sad afterlife.. sad what? There's no afterlife you dumb fuck.

                                                  It's easy to call me fat, as I am. But I have no need to hide it. Can you show your face here? I don't think you have the balls to. Easy to be anonymous and call others names. Let's see your mug mr. Gorgeous.
                                                  ..and I'm off.

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                                                  • boobmaster
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                                                    • Jul 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                    I never make fun of religion, since for many people it's the most important thing in their lifes and I want to respect it.

                                                    I wish some of our fellow GFYers were as respectful
                                                    Last edited by boobmaster; 10-11-2004, 05:19 AM.

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                                                    • Jakke PNG
                                                      ex-TeenGodFather
                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                      • 20306

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                      I find it amazing that YOU would have the answer to the greatest question that has puzzled man since his creation. Can you prove your shit theory, fatass?
                                                      Can you, dumbass?
                                                      ..and I'm off.

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                                                      • kelly
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                                                        • Jul 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        I would guess at one of the pagan religions.

                                                        It seems that certain areas/countries place a much higher emphasis on religion than others, in my local community I know of just one family that go to church on a regular basis (they go to church, but I wouldn't know what 'religion' they are), the other church goers tend to be the elderly residents who see it as a social affair.
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                                                        • boobmaster
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                                                          • Jul 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                          God can lick my shitty asshole as can you.

                                                          God hasn't struck me down yet, has not struck my mother down, hasn't struck my grandparents down.

                                                          None of which believed in God, and had no respect for him, after all he's not real.
                                                          Laughed in church, despised religion.

                                                          All we've had is wealth, happiness and long lives, lived in sin.

                                                          Boohoo, they'll have a sad afterlife.. sad what? There's no afterlife you dumb fuck.

                                                          It's easy to call me fat, as I am. But I have no need to hide it. Can you show your face here? I don't think you have the balls to. Easy to be anonymous and call others names. Let's see your mug mr. Gorgeous.

                                                          You can't possibly know any of this for certain. You desparately need to believe that you will escape the wrath of God, which will pour out upon you for a life of sin. Enjoy your present existance, fatboy. YOU'LL BURN LATER.

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                                                          • Fake Nick
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                            You can't possibly know any of this for certain. You desparately need to believe that you will escape the wrath of God, which will pour out upon you for a life of sin. Enjoy your present existance, fatboy. YOU'LL BURN LATER.

                                                            lol boobmaster I though you yesterday made a post about leaving ? and coming back with a new nick ? becasue you were TIRED of USELESS discussions like this ?

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                                                            • gornyhuy
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                                                              #31
                                                              Become a priest.

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                                                              • LadyMischief
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                                You can't possibly know any of this for certain. You desparately need to believe that you will escape the wrath of God, which will pour out upon you for a life of sin. Enjoy your present existance, fatboy. YOU'LL BURN LATER.
                                                                So will you, Sunday Christian hypocrite.

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                                                                • boobmaster
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                  Can you, dumbass?
                                                                  All science can tell you about what lies beyond the grave is 'they don't know'. And you claim to know more than they do? haha

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                                                                  • boobmaster
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by LadyMischief
                                                                    So will you, Sunday Christian hypocrite.
                                                                    Fuck off, bitch!

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                                                                    • BT
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                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • kelly
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                                        Fuck off, bitch!
                                                                        I'm sure your 'god' will love you for this comment
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                                                                        • Jakke PNG
                                                                          ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                          • 20306

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                                          You can't possibly know any of this for certain. You desparately need to believe that you will escape the wrath of God, which will pour out upon you for a life of sin. Enjoy your present existance, fatboy. YOU'LL BURN LATER.
                                                                          Blinded by divine light, so sad.
                                                                          Wrath of God, what a joke. Why do you need to believe your insignificant life doesn't END. It does.

                                                                          Why do you feel the urge to call me names? Because you have nothing substantial to stand on, your whole argument is based on a story someone wrote a millenia ago. I live my life, you apparently struggle thru your life waiting for better things to come to you after you die. Congrats.

                                                                          I will burn later, cremated. God has no part in it.

                                                                          You are sad, so sad. Why can't you keep your faith to yourself. Why do you feel the urge to be RIGHT? Why do you impose your faith to others? Want everyone know what a righteous man you are?

                                                                          Your buttons are so easy to push it's not even funny. You honestly think that your 'fatass' comments make any impact in me? You're just a sad man alone trying to cope with harsh reality, your words mean shit to me. Your contempt of my disbelief is laughable.

                                                                          Didn't Jesus die for my sins? I can sin all I want. Murderers and rapist go to heaven since they've found God in prison, right? I go to hell, because I don't believe in him, and type nasty words to an idiot on a message board?

                                                                          YOU are a joke. God might not be, but you are.
                                                                          ..and I'm off.

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                                                                          • quiet
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by LadyMischief
                                                                            So will you, Sunday Christian hypocrite.
                                                                            yep, i can't help but chuckle every time he mentions the wrath of god.

                                                                            we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                            • Jakke PNG
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                                                                              • Nov 2001
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                                              All science can tell you about what lies beyond the grave is 'they don't know'. And you claim to know more than they do? haha
                                                                              No I don't. But how can you claim you know what lies 'beyond'. You base your faith in a storybook.
                                                                              ..and I'm off.

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                                                                              • MikeVega
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Buddhist....just live a good life and don't hurt anyone or thing...


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                                                                                • boobmaster
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                                                                                  • Jul 2003
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by quiet
                                                                                  yep, i can't help but chuckle every time he mentions the wrath of god.

                                                                                  For someone who came SO CLOSE to finding out what lies beyond the grave, you sure have a lot of fucking attitude. You've been given a second chance. Not many people get second chances. Ken Caminiti isn't getting a second chance this morning. Neither is Christopher Reeve. Your money isn't going to save you.

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                                                                                  • Jakke PNG
                                                                                    ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                                                    • 20306

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                                                    Your money isn't going to save you.
                                                                                    Neither is your faith.
                                                                                    ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                    • boobmaster
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                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 6185

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                                      No I don't. But how can you claim you know what lies 'beyond'. You base your faith in a storybook.
                                                                                      That 'storybook' has never been disproven, in spite of all the many attempts. The word of God is true. And it paints a pretty bleak picture for you, fin!

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                                                                                      • Jakke PNG
                                                                                        ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                                        • 20306

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                                                        That 'storybook' has never been disproven, in spite of all the many attempts. The word of God is true. And it paints a pretty bleak picture for you, fin!
                                                                                        Right.
                                                                                        How does that exactly paint a bleak picture for me?
                                                                                        I've probably broken the 10 commandments just as often as you.

                                                                                        All that separates me from you, is that you're blindly believing in 'him'.
                                                                                        ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                        • boobmaster
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                                          Neither is your faith.
                                                                                          Ephesians 2:8
                                                                                          For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith?and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God

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                                                                                          • mindoza
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                                                            I never make fun of religion, since for many people it's the most important thing in their lifes and I want to respect it.
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                                                                                            • boobmaster
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                                              Right.
                                                                                              How does that exactly paint a bleak picture for me?
                                                                                              I've probably broken the 10 commandments just as often as you.

                                                                                              All that separates me from you, is that you're blindly believing in 'him'.
                                                                                              We are both sinners. I have accepted God's gift (Christ), and you have rejected it. Thus, I will go to heaven, and you will go to Hell.

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                                                                                              • Jakke PNG
                                                                                                ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                                • Nov 2001
                                                                                                • 20306

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                                                                We are both sinners. I have accepted God's gift (Christ), and you have rejected it. Thus, I will go to heaven, and you will go to Hell.
                                                                                                What if I 'find' god in my sickbed just before my death.
                                                                                                See you in heaven fucktard, I'm off to enjoy my life.
                                                                                                ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                                • pimplink
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  TGF, you're a good person

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                                                                                                  • Jakke PNG
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                                                                                                    • Nov 2001
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by pimplink
                                                                                                    TGF, you're a good person
                                                                                                    I know I am. But I don't believe in god, so I'm going to hell.
                                                                                                    ..and I'm off.

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