Someone put syrup on our windshields! - GoFuckYourself.com

Sly · 10-10-2004, 04:40 PM

Last night we had a little party because a friend of ours was back in town visiting, probably 20-25 of us max throughout the night. Most everyone is gone by 2, the regulars are still around until 4 or so. I finally crash at about 4:30 but am woken up around 5:45 to banging on our outside metal door. It's 5:45 and someone is at the fucking door, no way, get lost. If it was a friend in trouble, they would have called or started knocking on the windows. After a minute or so of knocking, it stops and apparently they left.

So 30 minutes ago my roommates goes to his car to go pick up some steaks. He comes back in the house and tells me that his windshield is covered with a syrup like substance. He checks our other roommates car, same story. One of our friends left his car here last night so he checked that too, same story. There's even splash marks on the cement from whatever they poured. We checked other cars on the street, no splash marks or signs of "syrup".

Really lame. The shit isn't coming off. Windex just makes it worse. Any suggestions as to how to clean up this crap?

I still have no idea what happened. Don't even know if the "knocker" did it, it could have happened much earlier in the night I suppose.

Persius · 10-10-2004, 04:42 PM

i think vinegar ? but dont trust that yet.. let someone else say something as well that sux btw

NoCarrier · 10-10-2004, 04:42 PM

Car wash?

Or extremely hot water and soap..

MrIzzz · 10-10-2004, 04:43 PM

owned!!!!!!!!!

seruously though, try really hot water, or even a hairdryer on hot. otherwise you may need to scrape that shit, and it aint gonna be pretty

421Fill · 10-10-2004, 04:44 PM

lol, shouldn't piss off the neighbors.

Holly · 10-10-2004, 04:45 PM

I guess next time when I tell you to put the tutu on and send me the pics, you'll do it, won't you??

ps- try hot water and some dishwashing liquid. It gets it off plates and the hot water should help dissolve it.

Shoehorn! · 10-10-2004, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz

seruously though, try really hot water, or even a hairdryer on hot. otherwise you may need to scrape that shit, and it aint gonna be pretty

I dunno about that, it seems like that would just bake that shit on there and make it worse. But I dunno.

beemk · 10-10-2004, 04:46 PM

mabye hot water

Sly · 10-10-2004, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by turbo
lol, shouldn't piss off the neighbors.

Would be a logical thought, but they piss me off way more than we could ever possibly piss them off. Always parking in front of our house. It's a family with a couple older kids, they have 4 cars at least. I bet those punks did it. Probably pissed we parked in front of our own house instead of them, haha.

beemk · 10-10-2004, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
I dunno about that, it seems like that would just bake that shit on there and make it worse. But I dunno.

yeah hair dryer will make it even more dry and backed on there. the hot water should loosen it up though.

SmokeyTheBear · 10-10-2004, 04:48 PM

PersianKitty · 10-10-2004, 04:49 PM

WD-40, paint thinner, nail polish remover, mineral spirits, rubbing alcohol.

421Fill · 10-10-2004, 04:52 PM

another thought... the knocking could have been someone trying to tell you that it was happening at that particular time...

One night I was working, late as usual, about 2:00 am, and all of a sudden there is a banging at my door... loud as fuck. I think to myself, this had better be fucking good, and opened the door very pissed. It was my neighbor who had just gotten dropped of by his friends after clubbing, to tell me that someone was breaking into my g/fs car. Needless to say, I was thankful, grabbed my mag lite, and ran the fucking thief off. lol

PersianKitty · 10-10-2004, 04:54 PM

It could have also been the cops..just late as usual. Knocked.. heard that the party was over and left.

kmanrox · 10-10-2004, 04:55 PM

0wn3d!

Sly · 10-10-2004, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
It could have also been the cops..just late as usual. Knocked.. heard that the party was over and left.

Thought about that. We weren't very loud last night at all. Couple months ago we did have the cops show up. Some idiot was out front screaming on her phone. Party ended after the cops showed up, I sent everyone home. Wasn't even my party, haha, I'm the mean guy!

A 3 hour delay though? The cops here are actually pretty snappy. Still a possibility though.

Babaganoosh · 10-10-2004, 05:09 PM

I hate it when people mess with other people's shit. If you have a problem with someone, talk to them about it. Pretty cowardly of whoever did that.

sickkittens · 10-10-2004, 05:14 PM

Sorry to hear but that is pretty funny.

chase · 10-10-2004, 05:20 PM

Dawn-cuts through almost ANYTHING!

Matt 26z · 10-10-2004, 05:33 PM

Go to your local commerical cleaning supplier and tell them you have syrup on glass. They'll certainly have something to help remove this.

I'm thinking gum remover may do it. Movie theatres use it on their carpets quite well. Pour it on, let it sit and then it scrape's right off.

Spunky · 10-10-2004, 05:51 PM

Good trick to play on my noisy Chinese neighbours

detoxed · 10-10-2004, 05:58 PM

gasoline should break it up, just go to a gas station, douse it in gasoline, then go through the car wash

detoxed · 10-10-2004, 05:59 PM

get a snowscraper

SlutFinder · 10-10-2004, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by spunky
Good trick to play on my noisy Chinese neighbours

pornguy · 10-10-2004, 06:03 PM

Try coke. It should work pretty good. But be careful with the paint.

SlutFinder · 10-10-2004, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by spunky
Good trick to play on my noisy Chinese neighbours

why they so noisy? what do they do? do they Wok late?

ok that was pathetic..

Jace · 10-10-2004, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by turbo
another thought... the knocking could have been someone trying to tell you that it was happening at that particular time...

One night I was working, late as usual, about 2:00 am, and all of a sudden there is a banging at my door... loud as fuck. I think to myself, this had better be fucking good, and opened the door very pissed. It was my neighbor who had just gotten dropped of by his friends after clubbing, to tell me that someone was breaking into my g/fs car. Needless to say, I was thankful, grabbed my mag lite, and ran the fucking thief off. lol

out of all the weapons I have here in my house, i think the mag light has come in handy the most.....

Gynecologist · 10-10-2004, 06:08 PM

Grap a dog and have it lick the car clean.

Tom_PMs · 10-10-2004, 06:11 PM

Easy Off oven cleaner, but it'll take paint off too, so go easy. Spray and leave a bit.

Goo Gone. Gum/stickum type remover.

Pancakes. Soak and enjoy.

Sorry to hear it.

bangman · 10-10-2004, 06:17 PM

Wow, that's bad

Try boiling up some water and dousing it over your windshield. Do something quick because it's going to be a royal bitch if that cakes up on your windshield.
Good luck.

psyko514 · 10-11-2004, 02:06 AM

holy fuck... that sucks ass. but it's a brilliant idea!

SGS · 10-11-2004, 02:24 AM

Just call in a car valet company to clean it up for you. Will save time, $ and further possible damage.

10-10-2004, 04:40 PM	#1
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,329	Someone put syrup on our windshields! Last night we had a little party because a friend of ours was back in town visiting, probably 20-25 of us max throughout the night. Most everyone is gone by 2, the regulars are still around until 4 or so. I finally crash at about 4:30 but am woken up around 5:45 to banging on our outside metal door. It's 5:45 and someone is at the fucking door, no way, get lost. If it was a friend in trouble, they would have called or started knocking on the windows. After a minute or so of knocking, it stops and apparently they left. So 30 minutes ago my roommates goes to his car to go pick up some steaks. He comes back in the house and tells me that his windshield is covered with a syrup like substance. He checks our other roommates car, same story. One of our friends left his car here last night so he checked that too, same story. There's even splash marks on the cement from whatever they poured. We checked other cars on the street, no splash marks or signs of "syrup". Really lame. The shit isn't coming off. Windex just makes it worse. Any suggestions as to how to clean up this crap? I still have no idea what happened. Don't even know if the "knocker" did it, it could have happened much earlier in the night I suppose. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

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Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	Go to your local commerical cleaning supplier and tell them you have syrup on glass. They'll certainly have something to help remove this. I'm thinking gum remover may do it. Movie theatres use it on their carpets quite well. Pour it on, let it sit and then it scrape's right off.

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