Saw George Carlin Last Night - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 10-10-2004, 02:59 PM

And he's still funny as hell! The older he gets the more racey he becomes. I heard a bunch of oohs and ahhs from the audience. People didn't know whether to laugh or cough in amazement at some of his jokes!

A lot of his bits had to do with how funny it was when a lot of people die and how it makes him feel better when he sees it on the news. You really have to appreciate his type of humor or you'll be offended to no end.

Good stuff!

smack · 10-10-2004, 03:04 PM

he is a true comedic genius. there aren't many people out there who can have the lifetime of funny shit he has compiled.

i'm jealous you got to see him live. that's some good shit.

Halo18 · 10-10-2004, 04:23 PM

Got my ticket to see him in December, I can't wait.

Alltopnotch · 10-10-2004, 04:24 PM

lol, yea that fool's funny...

Naughty · 10-10-2004, 04:24 PM

Cool, i figure it is a new show? The latest I have is the show right after 9/11, 3 years ago.

fris · 10-10-2004, 04:32 PM

another guy to see is carrot top, my brother saw him in vegas couldnt stop laughing.

Nanda · 10-10-2004, 04:37 PM

I think he's funny.

Explicit · 10-10-2004, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
another guy to see is carrot top, my brother saw him in vegas couldnt stop laughing.

george carlin - yes, carrot top - no
i guess its a hardcore personality clash for me, if i ever saw carrot top in public i think i would hit him with a stick. he just.... gets to me, like scratching a chalkboard.

reef · 10-10-2004, 04:47 PM

Don't know if this has been posted before. The softer side of George Carlin:

GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died)

Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - gross and

mouthy comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write

something so very eloquent ...and so very

appropriate post 9-11.

A wonderful Message by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have

taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider

freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,

but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have

bigger houses and smaller families; more

conveniences, but less time.

We have more degrees but less sense; more knowledge,

but less judgment; more experts, yet more problems;

more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too

recklessly; laugh too little, drive too fast; get

too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read

too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our

values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate

too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.

We've added years to life, not life to years. We've

been all the way to the moon and back, but have

trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.

We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've

done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.

We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We

write more, but learn less. We plan more, but

accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to

wait.. We build more computers to hold more

information, to produce more copies than ever, but

we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow

digestion, big men and small character, steep

profits and shallow relationships. These are the

days of two incomes but more divorce; fancier

houses, but broken homes.

These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers,

throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight

bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to

quiet, to kill.

It is a time when there is much in the showroom

window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when

technology can bring this letter to you, and a time

when you can choose either to share this insight, or

to just hit delete.

Remember, spend some time with your loved ones,

because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to

you in awe, because that little person soon will

grow up and leave your side. Remember, to give a

warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the

only treasure you can give with your heart and it

doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and

your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and

an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep

inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish

the moment for someday that person will not be there

again. Give time to love, give time to speak, and

give time to share the precious thoughts in your

mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we

take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

If you don't send this to at least 8 people.... who

cares?

By: George Carlin

dodint · 10-10-2004, 05:50 PM

Too bad Carlin didn't write that.

http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/dontblame.html

reef · 10-10-2004, 05:57 PM

Oops....LOL

myjah · 10-10-2004, 07:23 PM

I love him! I'm sure seeing him live is funny as hell!

Drake · 10-10-2004, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dodint
Too bad Carlin didn't write that.

http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/dontblame.html

Good catch haha.

George is great

Lane · 10-10-2004, 07:52 PM

Edit: nevermind

fake: http://www.xdude.com/paradox.htm

Lane · 10-10-2004, 07:55 PM

I saw George Carlin live in Vegas last November, it was the best show I have ever been to in my life.

CamChicks · 10-10-2004, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by reef
, and pray too seldom.

That proves Carlin didn't write it.

In addition to the rest of the sappy mumbo jumbo.

10-10-2004, 02:59 PM	#1
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Saw George Carlin Last Night And he's still funny as hell! The older he gets the more racey he becomes. I heard a bunch of oohs and ahhs from the audience. People didn't know whether to laugh or cough in amazement at some of his jokes! A lot of his bits had to do with how funny it was when a lot of people die and how it makes him feel better when he sees it on the news. You really have to appreciate his type of humor or you'll be offended to no end. Good stuff! __________________

10-10-2004, 03:04 PM	#2
smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	he is a true comedic genius. there aren't many people out there who can have the lifetime of funny shit he has compiled. i'm jealous you got to see him live. that's some good shit. __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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10-10-2004, 04:47 PM	#9
reef Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 35	Don't know if this has been posted before. The softer side of George Carlin: GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - gross and mouthy comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent ...and so very appropriate post 9-11. A wonderful Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, yet more problems; more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly; laugh too little, drive too fast; get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait.. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less. These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce; fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete. Remember, spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side. Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent. Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again. Give time to love, give time to speak, and give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. If you don't send this to at least 8 people.... who cares? By: George Carlin

10-10-2004, 05:50 PM	#10
dodint Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: SoCal Posts: 131	Too bad Carlin didn't write that. http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/dontblame.html Last edited by dodint; 10-10-2004 at 05:52 PM..

10-10-2004, 05:57 PM	#11
reef Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 35	Oops....LOL

10-10-2004, 07:23 PM	#12
myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	I love him! I'm sure seeing him live is funny as hell! __________________ VP of Marketing AVN Media Network Skype: AVNJill [email protected]

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Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	Edit: nevermind fake: http://www.xdude.com/paradox.htm __________________ Last edited by Lane; 10-10-2004 at 07:54 PM..

10-10-2004, 07:55 PM	#15
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	I saw George Carlin live in Vegas last November, it was the best show I have ever been to in my life. __________________