At what age does a girl turn into a cougar? - GoFuckYourself.com

Phoenix · 10-08-2004, 11:08 AM

Is there an age you can set the mark at?

Or is it based on other factors?

Saggy ass might be a good sign.
(britney maybe a cougar now)

Input required

say 25?

ElvisManson · 10-08-2004, 11:10 AM

when they start wearing too much makeup to hide the crows feet around their mouths.

Phoenix · 10-08-2004, 11:15 AM

haha that has to be a sure sign

the flakey stuff that comes off in chunks...lol

WiredGuy · 10-08-2004, 11:17 AM

25 is a little young, i'd go more around 32+
WG

gornyhuy · 10-08-2004, 11:17 AM

What the hell is a cougar? I've never heard that term.

lb_vee · 10-08-2004, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by ElvisManson
when they start wearing too much makeup to hide the crows feet around their mouths.

MarcyM25 · 10-08-2004, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
25 is a little young, i'd go more around 32+
WG

*sigh of relief!*

GTS Mark · 10-08-2004, 11:22 AM

As soon as she starts wearing capri pants!

DH

Phoenix · 10-08-2004, 11:29 AM

haha

so to recap:

too much makeup..used to hide defects

Capri pants...we are not sure why..be careful of these ones guys

25-32+ based on different comparisons

Happy hunting everyone, the cougar can easily be calmed by offering a kind remark, even if you dont mean it.

MarcyM25 · 10-08-2004, 11:32 AM

This thread sucks Brad!

lol

Phoenix · 10-08-2004, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by MarcyM25
This thread sucks Brad! lol

hehe all in fun

you are already a milf Marcy

no need to worry about cougarville.

oh crap, philisophical question here...serious debaters only.

can you be both a milf and a cougar.

MarcyM25 · 10-08-2004, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
can you be both a milf and a cougar.

*sigh* hehe

ElvisManson · 10-08-2004, 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
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oh crap, philisophical question here...serious debaters only.

can you be both a milf and a cougar.

[/B]

MILF's have to have kids...Cougars don't.

But the terms are not mutually exclusive bu definition.

WiredGuy · 10-08-2004, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by ElvisManson
MILF's have to have kids...Cougars don't.

But the terms are not mutually exclusive bu definition.

Phoenix · 10-08-2004, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by ElvisManson
MILF's have to have kids...Cougars don't.

But the terms are not mutually exclusive bu definition.

nice

ok im back to work now

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 10-08-2004, 12:02 PM

WTF is a cougar and who made that stupid shit up..lol

Manowar · 10-08-2004, 12:12 PM

Phoenix · 10-08-2004, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar
29

29 does fall into the range we have determined after exhaustive scientific studies as well

laura99 · 10-08-2004, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
WTF is a cougar and who made that stupid shit up..lol

What he said.

Kard63 · 10-08-2004, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
As soon as she starts wearing capri pants!

DH

I hate denim capri pants more than any clothes in the world

Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisManson
MILF's have to have kids...Cougars don't.

But the terms are not mutually exclusive by definition.

LMAO

slickcashlisa · 10-08-2004, 12:36 PM

One of my best friends just turned 30 and is gorgeous! But by no means is she a coug.........Id say like 39, 40is

beergood · 10-08-2004, 12:37 PM

What the fuck is a cougar? I've never heard that term in my life in relation to a woman

JustJen · 10-08-2004, 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
25 is a little young, i'd go more around 32+
WG

Shit. My days are almost over.

and for everyone saying 29

Nanda · 10-08-2004, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by beergood
What the fuck is a cougar? I've never heard that term in my life in relation to a woman

CDSmith · 10-08-2004, 12:44 PM

35 and up sounds about right.

polish_aristocrat · 10-08-2004, 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by beergood
What the fuck is a cougar? I've never heard that term in my life in relation to a woman

Same here, but then again i am not a native english speaker.

HammerALL · 10-08-2004, 12:52 PM

Hey Brad - I think there are a few factors -

like to be a cougar - the victim ( the guy in this situation) should be at least 10 years younger.

I think the minimum age would have to be 30 to be a cougar.

She has to be agressive - it's all about role reversal - she is the one out on the hunt - not you.

and finally she has to be able to put her lipstick on without removing the cigarette from her mounth

sexyclicks · 10-08-2004, 12:58 PM

Cougar- The older woman at the bar who is really gussied up and
on the prowl for a man, preferably a younger one. Her kids are
probably at home wondering why it's taking two hours to get
a pack of smokes.

Origin- I guess this is a canadian term. I am not at all familiar with it, but
it is pretty damn funny.

Usage- "Dude, what's up with that lady that was hitting on you over by the VP
machine?"
"She's a total cougar, dude."
"Major coug."
"Take a look around, dude. This place is cougsville."

from: http://www.slyrecords.com/slang.week22.html

kristin · 10-08-2004, 01:00 PM

Someone answer the fucking question ... what is a cougar?

I have a pretty good idea by Mario's post, but could we get a clear definition please?

kristin · 10-08-2004, 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by sexyclicks
Cougar- The older woman at the bar who is really gussied up and on the prowl for a man, preferably a younger one. Her kids are probably at home wondering why it's taking two hours to get a pack of smokes.

Origin- I guess this is a canadian term. I am not at all familiar with it, but it is pretty damn funny.

THANK YOU!

dready · 10-08-2004, 01:03 PM

When she starts going for much younger guys... DUH!

Jman · 10-08-2004, 01:04 PM

If she snores louder then you i'd say you have a big pussy in bed ...LMAO

(guess i'll get killed for that one)

Kel · 10-08-2004, 01:05 PM

31. I know this.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 10-08-2004, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by laura99
What he said.

she...notice the nick name... ever see guys call themselves a C-U-N-T

jade_dragon · 10-08-2004, 01:06 PM

Yeah only my canadian friends use this term. It comes from the fact that cougars amonst other predatory cats usually pick out the young prey animals, or at least this is how it was explained to me

beergood · 10-08-2004, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by jade_dragon
Yeah only my canadian friends use this term. It comes from the fact that cougars amonst other predatory cats usually pick out the young prey animals, or at least this is how it was explained to me

Thats fucking sweet. I love it.

Maximillion · 10-08-2004, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Mario
Hey Brad - I think there are a few factors -

like to be a cougar - the victim ( the guy in this situation) should be at least 10 years younger.

I think the minimum age would have to be 30 to be a cougar.

She has to be agressive - it's all about role reversal - she is the one out on the hunt - not you.

and finally she has to be able to put her lipstick on without removing the cigarette from her mounth

i'd say that is pretty accurate

Phoenix · 10-08-2004, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Mario
Hey Brad - I think there are a few factors -

like to be a cougar - the victim ( the guy in this situation) should be at least 10 years younger.

I think the minimum age would have to be 30 to be a cougar.

She has to be agressive - it's all about role reversal - she is the one out on the hunt - not you.

and finally she has to be able to put her lipstick on without removing the cigarette from her mounth

haha..you have added nicely to this noble search for knowledge

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sexyclicks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: c9media.com Posts: 3,240	Cougar- The older woman at the bar who is really gussied up and on the prowl for a man, preferably a younger one. Her kids are probably at home wondering why it's taking two hours to get a pack of smokes. Origin- I guess this is a canadian term. I am not at all familiar with it, but it is pretty damn funny. Usage- "Dude, what's up with that lady that was hitting on you over by the VP machine?" "She's a total cougar, dude." "Major coug." "Take a look around, dude. This place is cougsville." from: http://www.slyrecords.com/slang.week22.html

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