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Phoenix 10-08-2004 11:08 AM

At what age does a girl turn into a cougar?
 
Is there an age you can set the mark at?

Or is it based on other factors?

Saggy ass might be a good sign.
(britney maybe a cougar now)

Input required

say 25?


:1orglaugh

ElvisManson 10-08-2004 11:10 AM

when they start wearing too much makeup to hide the crows feet around their mouths.

:winkwink:

Phoenix 10-08-2004 11:15 AM

haha that has to be a sure sign

the flakey stuff that comes off in chunks...lol

WiredGuy 10-08-2004 11:17 AM

25 is a little young, i'd go more around 32+
WG

gornyhuy 10-08-2004 11:17 AM

What the hell is a cougar? I've never heard that term.

lb_vee 10-08-2004 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisManson
when they start wearing too much makeup to hide the crows feet around their mouths.

:winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MarcyM25 10-08-2004 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
25 is a little young, i'd go more around 32+
WG

*sigh of relief!*

GTS Mark 10-08-2004 11:22 AM

As soon as she starts wearing capri pants! :1orglaugh

DH

Phoenix 10-08-2004 11:29 AM

haha


so to recap:

too much makeup..used to hide defects

Capri pants...we are not sure why..be careful of these ones guys


25-32+ based on different comparisons


Happy hunting everyone, the cougar can easily be calmed by offering a kind remark, even if you dont mean it.

:thumbsup

MarcyM25 10-08-2004 11:32 AM

This thread sucks Brad! :321GFY lol

Phoenix 10-08-2004 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MarcyM25
This thread sucks Brad! :321GFY lol
hehe all in fun

you are already a milf Marcy

no need to worry about cougarville.

oh crap, philisophical question here...serious debaters only.

can you be both a milf and a cougar.


:1orglaugh

MarcyM25 10-08-2004 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
can you be both a milf and a cougar.

*sigh* hehe

ElvisManson 10-08-2004 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
[B

oh crap, philisophical question here...serious debaters only.

can you be both a milf and a cougar.


:1orglaugh [/B]
MILF's have to have kids...Cougars don't.

But the terms are not mutually exclusive bu definition.

:glugglug

WiredGuy 10-08-2004 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisManson
MILF's have to have kids...Cougars don't.

But the terms are not mutually exclusive bu definition.

:glugglug

:1orglaugh

Phoenix 10-08-2004 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisManson
MILF's have to have kids...Cougars don't.

But the terms are not mutually exclusive bu definition.

:glugglug

:1orglaugh

nice

ok im back to work now

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-08-2004 12:02 PM

WTF is a cougar and who made that stupid shit up..lol

Manowar 10-08-2004 12:12 PM

29

Phoenix 10-08-2004 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
29
29 does fall into the range we have determined after exhaustive scientific studies as well

:thumbsup

laura99 10-08-2004 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
WTF is a cougar and who made that stupid shit up..lol
What he said.

Kard63 10-08-2004 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
As soon as she starts wearing capri pants! :1orglaugh

DH

I hate denim capri pants more than any clothes in the world :2 cents:




Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisManson
MILF's have to have kids...Cougars don't.

But the terms are not mutually exclusive by definition.

:glugglug


LMAO :1orglaugh

slickcashlisa 10-08-2004 12:36 PM

One of my best friends just turned 30 and is gorgeous! But by no means is she a coug.........Id say like 39, 40is

beergood 10-08-2004 12:37 PM

What the fuck is a cougar? I've never heard that term in my life in relation to a woman

JustJen 10-08-2004 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
25 is a little young, i'd go more around 32+
WG

Shit. My days are almost over.

and for everyone saying 29 :321GFY

Nanda 10-08-2004 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
What the fuck is a cougar? I've never heard that term in my life in relation to a woman
:helpme

CDSmith 10-08-2004 12:44 PM

35 and up sounds about right.

polish_aristocrat 10-08-2004 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
What the fuck is a cougar? I've never heard that term in my life in relation to a woman
Same here, but then again i am not a native english speaker.

HammerALL 10-08-2004 12:52 PM

Hey Brad - I think there are a few factors -

like to be a cougar - the victim ( the guy in this situation) should be at least 10 years younger.

I think the minimum age would have to be 30 to be a cougar.

She has to be agressive - it's all about role reversal - she is the one out on the hunt - not you.

and finally she has to be able to put her lipstick on without removing the cigarette from her mounth :thumbsup

sexyclicks 10-08-2004 12:58 PM

Cougar- The older woman at the bar who is really gussied up and
on the prowl for a man, preferably a younger one. Her kids are
probably at home wondering why it's taking two hours to get
a pack of smokes.

Origin- I guess this is a canadian term. I am not at all familiar with it, but
it is pretty damn funny.

Usage- "Dude, what's up with that lady that was hitting on you over by the VP
machine?"
"She's a total cougar, dude."
"Major coug."
"Take a look around, dude. This place is cougsville."

from: http://www.slyrecords.com/slang.week22.html

kristin 10-08-2004 01:00 PM

Someone answer the fucking question ... what is a cougar?

I have a pretty good idea by Mario's post, but could we get a clear definition please?

kristin 10-08-2004 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexyclicks
Cougar- The older woman at the bar who is really gussied up and on the prowl for a man, preferably a younger one. Her kids are probably at home wondering why it's taking two hours to get a pack of smokes.

Origin- I guess this is a canadian term. I am not at all familiar with it, but it is pretty damn funny.

THANK YOU! :thumbsup

dready 10-08-2004 01:03 PM

When she starts going for much younger guys... DUH!

Jman 10-08-2004 01:04 PM

If she snores louder then you i'd say you have a big pussy in bed ...LMAO

(guess i'll get killed for that one):helpme

Kel 10-08-2004 01:05 PM

31. I know this.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-08-2004 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by laura99
What he said.
she...notice the nick name... ever see guys call themselves a C-U-N-T :1orglaugh

jade_dragon 10-08-2004 01:06 PM

Yeah only my canadian friends use this term. It comes from the fact that cougars amonst other predatory cats usually pick out the young prey animals, or at least this is how it was explained to me

beergood 10-08-2004 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jade_dragon
Yeah only my canadian friends use this term. It comes from the fact that cougars amonst other predatory cats usually pick out the young prey animals, or at least this is how it was explained to me

Thats fucking sweet. I love it. :1orglaugh

Maximillion 10-08-2004 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickCash Mario
Hey Brad - I think there are a few factors -

like to be a cougar - the victim ( the guy in this situation) should be at least 10 years younger.

I think the minimum age would have to be 30 to be a cougar.

She has to be agressive - it's all about role reversal - she is the one out on the hunt - not you.

and finally she has to be able to put her lipstick on without removing the cigarette from her mounth :thumbsup

i'd say that is pretty accurate

Phoenix 10-08-2004 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickCash Mario
Hey Brad - I think there are a few factors -

like to be a cougar - the victim ( the guy in this situation) should be at least 10 years younger.

I think the minimum age would have to be 30 to be a cougar.

She has to be agressive - it's all about role reversal - she is the one out on the hunt - not you.

and finally she has to be able to put her lipstick on without removing the cigarette from her mounth :thumbsup



haha..you have added nicely to this noble search for knowledge


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