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08-02-2001, 05:00 AM
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.. this line made me win a hat!
Does please help? <-- also a line!! Go Fuck Yourself... please  ------------------ Paulus... Megageil.tv NaughtyCelebs.co.uk [This message has been edited by Naughty (edited 08-02-2001).] |
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08-02-2001, 05:18 AM
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- *Brain shutdown in 5 minutes*
- It's the way I move my mouse - Will swap traffic for food - I model all my own content - Is virus-spreading bestiality? - I kant spel worf a dam - Had sex last century - Has incurable interface fetish - Turned on by plug-and-play - Left himself logged in again! - Is running for President - Do newbies produce new honey? - Disabled Smilies in Real Life - Just ran out of inspiration - Boring on a RECURRING basis - Got a life but it didn't fit! - Twitchy about the "F" word - Oh baby, click me, click me! - Only spams alternate posts - Our program converts 500:1! - URL left off business card - P-L-E-A-S-E make me money! - Gets off on mouse balls - Not *yet* caught cheating... - Thinks "content" means happy By the way, I don't even want a hat - just having fun making these up [This message has been edited by gkk (edited 08-02-2001).] |
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08-02-2001, 08:51 AM
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i'm here for the t-shirt
shoots gay content for fun [This message has been edited by JakeR (edited 08-02-2001).] |
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08-02-2001, 10:30 AM
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Suck it!
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-I've got a secret website
-Uses FrontPage98 Express -Ask me about Jesus Cash -I don't think I'm cheating -Wants a sponsor that converts -What's wrong with my site? -Big Time Paysite Operator -Can I bum a layout? -Is this considered spam? -Hosts on AOL -Banned on all continents -I have 100,000 clicks to trade -Still waiting for my check |
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08-02-2001, 10:34 AM
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Looking California
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- I am the voice of HAL
------------------ The All NEW www.PythonVideo.com Portal Page www.pythonpays.com www.dollarmachine.com www.naughtymail.com www.awesomecontent.com |
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08-02-2001, 10:40 AM
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"That's not my belly button"
"That's not my Finger" |
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08-02-2001, 11:26 AM
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"We're on a mission from God"
"...on a mission from God" "I?m just jerking your chain." "You despise me, don't you?" "Okay, show me." "Shut your goddamn pie-hole!" "Do I look stupid, to you?" "Truth is a whore." "Well, allow me to retort." "Waiting for my X-pics check." [This message has been edited by Honest Rick (edited 08-02-2001).] |
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08-02-2001, 11:38 AM
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chatroom spammer
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08-02-2001, 11:47 AM
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Damn them! Damn them to hell!
(from planet of the apes - i may have not gotten it exactly, and I had to shorten it) |
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08-02-2001, 12:21 PM
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"Plunk the magic twangger, froggie"
It's so confusing it's gotta be funny  I am new here by the way! So a happy GFY to everyone! |
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08-02-2001, 12:24 PM
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"A man walks into a bar and says, Ouch"
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08-02-2001, 12:27 PM
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"Cat, the other white meat"
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08-02-2001, 12:29 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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soooo, there's 2 hats left?
My turn -- - was asleep when everyone got rich - the toast of Internext - the court jester - I own buffoonbabes.com - GFY groupie - I eat red meat - They call me spam4clicks - Wanted in 17 states, 4 provinces _ Biggest webmaster in D'jibouti - I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay - AKA Jack Schitt - Slept with Britney Spears - I know Jack Schitt (<--- forgot this one) - Knows Kung-fu, once stepped in it - Knows Kung-fu (and seven other Chinese words) - Repeatedly dropped as an infant - Once was arrested for mime-whacking - D'ya feel lucky, punk? - my girdle is killing me - CTRL - ALT - DEFEAT - My counters are running backwards I like this game, can I play again? <font face="Arial">___________ CD  * <a href="http://www.thumbzillacasino.com/Affiliate/add_affiliate.asp?agent_id=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">Add a Casino to your sites</font></a> Earn 30% of all gaming, 5% of webmaster referrals</font> * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFC5C5"> $40/signup, $50/recur, 65% partnerships</font></a> +10% webmaster referral, free content! * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FF8080">Oliver Klozov: 60% signups, 40% rebills</font></a> +High Quality free content, mthly $$ bonuses [This message has been edited by CDSmith (edited 08-02-2001).] |
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08-02-2001, 12:35 PM
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yepz vegasdude did it!!
This hat means more to me than sponsorchecks... damn im addicted to GFY... finnaly I win a top price! no need to play the lotto anymore! Rgdz Vegasdude |
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08-02-2001, 12:52 PM
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Suck it!
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-You want fries with that?
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08-02-2001, 12:58 PM
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Text Writer
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"I can make money at this?"
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08-02-2001, 01:00 PM
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"Probably an AOLer"
That's gotta win a hat!!! |
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08-02-2001, 03:12 PM
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SexTracker - "Helping the world masturbate since 1997"
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08-02-2001, 03:53 PM
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i don't shoot people, just content
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08-02-2001, 04:24 PM
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Downloads porn in Safe Mode.
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08-02-2001, 04:59 PM
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never seen the light of day
my guidance counselor was right criminals give competition to governments i never check my stats |
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08-02-2001, 05:05 PM
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HAL 9000
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i came late on this, but i'll give a try ;-)
Cohen the new manager of sex.com Any free hosts with no ads? Vega's webmasters don't gamble Free monthly trial Terra Lycos bought Smutserver Dubya, Adult.Com Member I'm thinking starting a new tgp Boneprone buys GFY board for personal use If you have money and traffic we can work on something together Where i can find content for drunk sluts? Sites with no frames don't worth a shit I don't use my CC online Listed adult sites on Yahoo behind AVS Apache error: hacked by Chinese My brother ran my dialer  We accept only webmasters from New York. Jenna married CDSmith CDSmith holds half of the smutserver accounts What's the url for gofuckyourself board? I bought some promising .sex domains I earn more as a reffering webmaster I make money buying trials Chinese version of thehun.net soon to come I run a CJ with 20k bookmarkers new tcp/ip protocol with 128 digits Any free content providers? Boneprone starts posting from handheld I spend my time reviewing Making money online is bullshit I spam my icq list [This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 08-02-2001).] |
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08-02-2001, 05:48 PM
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- I peddle porn for food
- I peddle porn for more porn - I peddle porn for dough - Paranoid Schizophrenic - Today I have PMS (for the ladies) - Lensman is my long lost dad - I luv Jenna - GFY Proctologist - GFY Gynecologist - Put up or shut up - I'll bend over for a sign-up - I'll go down for a click through - My left testicle is itching - I have a GFY tattoo on my ass - Will you love me back? - I have the fear! - Space monkey |
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08-02-2001, 06:39 PM
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#224 |
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Investigate my ass.
140 Mio. opt-ins for sale. My account is on hold. How much do you guys make. |
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08-02-2001, 06:41 PM
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HAL 9000
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my grandmother is a tgp reviewer and my grandfather does the trades
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08-02-2001, 06:43 PM
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HAL 9000
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I'm glad she doesnt read this board :-0 |
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08-02-2001, 06:43 PM
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Does "IRS" convert?
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08-02-2001, 06:54 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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Nice to be made famous
round II - I stole Soul_rebel's boat - Boat for sale, barely used - I sank soul_rebel's boat. - Has a new 8 foot dingy, the Aria II - I just ran through a plate-glass window - recently ate a whole bag of salt-n-vinnegar computer chips - Am multi-tasking with my nipples right now - I love conference call cyber-sex! - How much traffic will you send me for $50 bucks? - Thinks porn is a good get-rich-quick scheme - Posts to this board while bathing - Has witnessed the busy end of a dildo-cam Thanks, and goodnight <font face="Arial">___________ CD * <a href="http://www.thumbzillacasino.com/Affiliate/add_affiliate.asp?agent_id=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">Add a Casino to your sites</font></a> Earn 30% of all gaming, 5% of webmaster referrals</font> * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFC5C5"> $40/signup, $50/recur, 65% partnerships</font></a> +10% webmaster referral, free content! * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FF8080">Oliver Klozov: 60% signups, 40% rebills</font></a> +High Quality free content, mthly $$ bonuses |
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08-02-2001, 07:13 PM
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HAL 9000
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hell no my boat! damn, i lost my dingy
i got an icq message earlier: ------------------------------ You have received a message! is CDsmith smutserver boss ? ------------------------------ people trust soul's words |
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08-02-2001, 07:22 PM
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HAL 9000
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i made comments for my bodyguard and I forgot Snow! i'm going to make a coffee and return! If i had kept some of the icq logs i would probably won all 20 hats!
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08-02-2001, 07:53 PM
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HAL 9000
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let me determine something because people easily confuse situations. i don't have something personal with CDsmith, the opposite,he's one of the most helpful webmasters on the board.If you ever ask him something you'll receive a huge answer,he's answers looks like newspaper articles and they're easy to recognize them even if you're far away from the monitor. I just can't believe that he stole Jenna's heart...
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08-02-2001, 07:59 PM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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"I can't follow directions" Thanks again. ------------------ <A HREF="http://usexfan.com/ebonypink/index.html" TARGET=_blank>RedShoe is:  </A>BoneProne Family Member |
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08-02-2001, 08:37 PM
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"I'm a newbie without questions"
"AWS Alumni" "AWS Class of 2001" "Wanna See My Pocket-Trout?" "terra.es Thinks My Name Is Ramon" "Will Trade Traffic For Crack" "Spam, Spam, Eggs and Spam" "All Your Porn Are Belong To Us" "What The Hell Are Boneprones?" |
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08-02-2001, 10:17 PM
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Suck it!
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-You want crabs with that?
-It's not contagious -What's that stench? -Free porn, ask me how -The Hun's shoeshine boy ------------------ The Webmaster's Folder |
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08-02-2001, 10:54 PM
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Isn't A BoneProne A Sea Prawn?
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08-03-2001, 12:41 AM
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No Refunds Issued.
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- Lensman won the DVD player
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08-03-2001, 06:50 AM
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He's dead, Jim.
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08-03-2001, 10:49 AM
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Suck it!
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Yo...BigDaddy...are you the same dude my g/f and I had dinner with in Vegas?
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08-03-2001, 01:43 PM
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after reading all of these, i have to say the best one ever is "I'm probably spamming" for the GFY newbies.
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08-03-2001, 01:47 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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HQ --
What about my "I think porn is a good get-rich-quick scheme" ? Lensman -- So.... who here get's the last 2 hats left? <font face="Arial">___________ CD * <a href="http://www.thumbzillacasino.com/Affiliate/add_affiliate.asp?agent_id=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">Add a Casino to your sites</font></a> Earn 30% of all gaming, 5% of webmaster referrals</font> * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFC5C5"> $40/signup, $50/recur, 65% partnerships</font></a> +10% webmaster referral, free content! * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FF8080">Oliver Klozov: 60% signups, 40% rebills</font></a> +High Quality free content, mthly $$ bonuses |
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08-03-2001, 01:55 PM
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I kick ass for GFY
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08-03-2001, 02:19 PM
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I like to watch my defrag
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08-03-2001, 03:07 PM
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08-03-2001, 03:09 PM
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There's always time for lubricant
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08-03-2001, 03:23 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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"I'm here because my dad's condom broke"
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08-03-2001, 08:01 PM
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CDSmith, that one reminds me of a sig I saw somewhere recently that read "My mom should have swallowed."
------------------  "Jack of all trades, master of some." PornShare reviewer - I look at dirty pictures  ICQ four2four0four928 |
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08-03-2001, 08:25 PM
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it reminds me of the one
the best part of you ran down your mothers leg |
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08-03-2001, 08:26 PM
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No. I'm being good and just working until my fiancee gets out Florida women's prison. Then we're going to travel some. |
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08-03-2001, 10:23 PM
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haha CDSmith, that's a good newbie one too!
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08-03-2001, 10:34 PM
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Suck it!
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