- *Brain shutdown in 5 minutes*
- It's the way I move my mouse
- Will swap traffic for food
- I model all my own content
- Is virus-spreading bestiality?
- I kant spel worf a dam
- Had sex last century
- Has incurable interface fetish
- Turned on by plug-and-play
- Left himself logged in again!
- Is running for President
- Do newbies produce new honey?
- Disabled Smilies in Real Life
- Just ran out of inspiration
- Boring on a RECURRING basis
- Got a life but it didn't fit!
- Twitchy about the "F" word
- Oh baby, click me, click me!
- Only spams alternate posts
- Our program converts 500:1!
- URL left off business card
- P-L-E-A-S-E make me money!
- Gets off on mouse balls
- Not *yet* caught cheating...
- Thinks "content" means happy
By the way, I don't even want a hat - just having fun making these up
[This message has been edited by gkk (edited 08-02-2001).]