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ezekiel · 07-29-2001, 04:39 PM

- Coffee has replaced my blood.

- I try to use Ctrl Z in REAL life.

- My mom loves me.

- I'm a switch clicker.

- I have nightmares with the ICQ Uh-Oh alert in them.

- Where can I find bestiality pics?

Naughty · 07-29-2001, 04:41 PM

mmm, that coffee thing might be true for me

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michaelFAL · 07-29-2001, 05:00 PM

When I pee it burns

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07-29-2001, 05:30 PM

Removed 2 ribs so he could suck his own dick.

lagwagon · 07-29-2001, 05:48 PM

what am i doing on this board

i have my own live feed

my neighbor is my paysite

mirror mirror on the wall gfy is the greatest of them all

I am not a racist you are a racist

what is a unique?

wanna trade traffic i have 100 hits a day

grandma says that porn is ok

looking for midget traffic

i am looking for pussy and my mom is not home

if they are old enough to crawl they are in the right position

just registered gofuckyourself.com

has not gone to sleep for three days

sleeping away what he cant drink away

I want to conquer the world

I want to give all the idiots a brand new religion

what is the difference between softcore and hardcore

spent life savings on website

HELP! My screen will not stop moving

I am getting 0 signups a day

Is it my design or is it my traffic

please keep both hands on the keyboard

Is never going to make a living off of this website

I am never going to understand this

()()here are some more ... hope you like

Pazz · 07-29-2001, 06:03 PM

I wanna thankyew fallettinme be micelf again ...

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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I used to hate computers until one went down on me

Web Reaper · 07-29-2001, 07:00 PM

1)The Voices Told Me To Do It
2)You Can't Prove I Typed That
3)Follow The Yellow Brick Road
4)If I Knew Girls Like That R/L

pensfan · 07-29-2001, 07:45 PM

-I have calluses on my palms-

-trust me I'm a pornographer-

-My Mac has Crabs-

-I need another f-ing email virus!-

-Masturbation is GOOD!-

-I just bought jesus a lap dance-

-Send me some traffic BEEEYOTCH!-

-My crabs have crabs-

-Instant Millionaire just add PORN-

-I WANT MY GODDAMNED SHIRT!-

-Internet Pornographers scare me-

-I want my money back!-

-Ask me about negative cash flow-

-Is this thing on?-

-Future Porn King-

I'm sure I could come up with more, and I don't really want a hat, just building up to get my DAMNED shirt

PEACE I'M OUTTA HERE!

Dirty F · 07-29-2001, 08:17 PM

Porn overlord
Serial masturbator
This is the newbie section right?
3l33t haxor
The IRS is my biggest friend
The IRS owns me
Taxes? you have to pay taxes?
Its not like i cheated on you, i just cheated you.
My right hand is my best friend
Netscape kicks ass
AOL rules
No really, i do have a life

pensfan · 07-29-2001, 08:24 PM

-I am my biggest charity-

-Pornography saved my life!-

-sell porn for beer money-

-sell porn for strip club money-
(This one is true!)

-Closer to that DAMNED t-shirt!-

Lane · 07-29-2001, 08:32 PM

<font face=Verdana size=3>I love to make my friends freak out by telling them that I have a p0rnsite!

<font size=2>
...and they always ask: where do you get the pictures from?

<font "

[This message has been edited by Lane (edited 07-29-2001).]

Lane · 07-29-2001, 08:34 PM

shit that was too long

Dirty F · 07-29-2001, 08:40 PM

Hey lensman, looks like you gonna win your self a DVD

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Lane · 07-29-2001, 08:50 PM

here are some shorter ones:

<font size=4>

- I check your ctc stats!

- I click on my own AP links daily.

- I love checking "Show Signature".

- I love talking ads.

- Full Length (98min) Jenna Movie: jenna.mpeg.exe (only 60kb!!)

- GFY Woman is puking up there!

- My dick can reach my asshole. Should I try to...?

<font size=2>

[This message has been edited by Lane (edited 07-29-2001).]

hottshot · 07-29-2001, 09:03 PM

Don't try this at home

GFY = good for you

user is on line

type in traffic got me here

I've fallen no need to get up

waz uppp

I'm a pimpwar Legend

Legend in my own mind

what the hell is cgi

[This message has been edited by hottshot (edited 07-29-2001).]

Ludedude · 07-29-2001, 09:29 PM

Where can I find Jesus?
You're all going to hell
I cheated 12clicks
How do I get traffic to a new TGP?
Labret is a millionaire
How many hits will The Hun send me?
Does anyone seen this sponsor?
Go Fuck Yourself
I think I saw a porno once
How do you spell webamster?
I need a spanish zip code!

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julian · 07-29-2001, 10:33 PM

-I use terra.es
-I use penis pills
or
-I enlarged my penis by 5 inches
-I don't steal content I just borrow it
-Founder of idealab
-Ash*****'s informant

[This message has been edited by julian (edited 07-29-2001).]

magnatique · 07-29-2001, 10:55 PM

Press Alt-F4 to Win!

Xero · 07-29-2001, 11:02 PM

-Are you AW Certified?
-I'm AW Certified!

[This message has been edited by Xero (edited 07-29-2001).]

magnatique · 07-29-2001, 11:03 PM

CLICK HERE for lensman Nude!

a 12click's favorite :

I'm foreign. Now where do I Cheat?

magnatique · 07-29-2001, 11:05 PM

I created Internet

Aussie · 07-29-2001, 11:49 PM

Work! Whats that ?

Hey I'm still after that shirt.

phogirl69 · 07-30-2001, 12:27 AM

1. I only use terra.es
2. I can't connect to terra.es!
3. Am I boneprone approved?

phogirl69 · 07-30-2001, 12:28 AM

1. I only use terra.es
2. I can't connect to terra.es!
3. Am I boneprone approved?

adultexit · 07-30-2001, 12:42 AM

1.) Yes, I'm a Porn Smuggler

phogirl69 · 07-30-2001, 12:46 AM

-I lost my terra.es password!
-Just graduated from AWS
-I link my thumbs one by one
-My consoles don't pop!
-I masturbate to my own content

sammyfox · 07-30-2001, 01:15 AM

will u play with my clit? PLEASE

phogirl69 · 07-30-2001, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sammyfox:
will u play with my clit? PLEASE

How about

" The Hun blacklisted me"
" I link my thumbs to sponsors"

lol

BruceM · 07-30-2001, 02:26 AM

I got 3 letters for you - GFY!!!

GFY with a boneprone(TM) crab-infested dildo!

Come see me at DrunkSlut.com!

Please show me how to get traffic, make web pages, and make millions!

Watersports Fan

Thinks "Anal Ingus" is Martina's sister.

Lensman, thanks for the kick-ass Adult.com hat!

doh · 07-30-2001, 02:48 AM

What about "Powered by Porn"?

doh · 07-30-2001, 02:49 AM

What about "Powered by Porn"?

stevelovesa69 · 07-30-2001, 04:48 AM

i use a force feedback vibrator

i shoot my load and content at the same time

i use paid hosting on terra.es

i get to take photos of Jenna

MrCockTale · 07-30-2001, 05:55 AM

what about the title

"I wanna win a Adult.Com hat"

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RedShoe · 07-30-2001, 07:44 AM

Hey Lensman, you should take everyone that went over 30 characters, and give them a "I can't follow instructions" title.

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Phiber · 07-30-2001, 08:03 AM

Porno saved me from drugs.

deluxe · 07-30-2001, 08:12 AM

porn = my drug

does boneprone like me?

the people here are evil

i average 2 clicks a day!

i need a second mortgage...

stevelovesa69 · 07-30-2001, 08:36 AM

i give away hats to save on the price of a dvd player?

vegasdude · 07-30-2001, 10:37 AM

BEAT ME BASH ME BITE MY BUM

PULL MY NIPPLES TILL I SHOUT!

FUCK ME SUCK ME LICK ME OUT...

I'LL WHIP YOU STRIP YOU TILL U CUM!

I want a hat... I shaved my head balled just so I can wear your hat Lensman

Rgds
Vegasdude

vegasdude · 07-30-2001, 10:44 AM

I'll even send you a pic of my balled head if I get the hat

HugoGilbert · 07-30-2001, 11:54 AM

I joined this fucking board for a fuckin hat but damn you are some crazy, sick, funny motherfuckers. My two bytes,..

-Pull my finger.
-You bent my wookie.
-Yeah, she bang all day.
-There's like worms and stuff in my computer.
-What does usr/bin/perl mean?
-bbw/gfe/cbt/xxx/bdsm/usr/bin/local/perl
-Does anyone have Perl's number? Is she in-call only?
-Got Porn?
-Is a ynot master like a super Ninja?

-Wow reading these back, they're really lame,
i'm unworthy,...

TheFLY · 07-30-2001, 12:34 PM

humor overload

Lensman · 07-30-2001, 03:54 PM

Damn, I'm shutting this off so I can print this out and pick some winners.

Lensman · 08-02-2001, 01:12 AM

WINNERS.

18 winners so far. We need two more. Many disqualified because they were too long! One ADULT.COM hat per webmaster.

jimmy-3-way: I flunked out of the AWS.

Jamdin: Human race was built with sex

Gemini: I'm only in it for the money

Tam: Fuck the surfer, I did!!

HQ: I only cheated once

Songrider: Sleep? What kind a pussy are you?

Juge: Hosted on Geocities
Throw me a fricking bone here

Redshoe: I use an epilady on my pubes
I hotlink all my content
GFY is my brain on drugs

Andy: Got hacked by myself

Scoobs: What's a niche?

drumsicle: Bill Gates keeps stealing my ideas

ezekiel: I try to use Ctrl Z in REAL life

lagwagon: My neighbor is my paysite

pensfan: Ask me about negative cash flow

Lane: I love talking ads

hottshot: Don't try this at home

magnatique: Press Alt-F4 to Win!

vegasdude: PULL MY NIPPLES TILL I SHOUT!

[This message has been edited by Lensman (edited 08-02-2001).]

MrCockTale · 08-02-2001, 01:53 AM

- Who's Jenna Jameson?

- I typ with my penis

*damn I'm bored, need inspirationnn*

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Andy · 08-02-2001, 02:02 AM

huh
lot of titles to be seen there

BTW
who should I contact to about the hat ?
hehe

RedShoe · 08-02-2001, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Andy:
huh
lot of titles to be seen there
BTW
who should I contact to about the hat ?
hehe

Probably JT.

Burtman · 08-02-2001, 03:45 AM

I love porn.
Porn is my life.
List my gallery, Please!
Will pose nude for traffic.
Anyone convert lately?

Jesus, its 6:30 in the morning I can't think of anything else.

Burtman

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Gemini · 08-02-2001, 03:59 AM

The old man just tossed this one out.

I get Naked to Post!

Too bad he's not a member. Thats a good one. lol

Scoobs · 08-02-2001, 04:44 AM

Hey Lensman...

Where do we send our details for the hat?... I am pretty excited... Thanks heaps

stevelovesa69 · 08-02-2001, 04:59 AM

i converted myself
pornstar wannabe
newbie helper
i am on the wrong board
i write your checks
i would spam here if i could
converts targeted freeloaders
gang bang queen
fuck im bored
wasnt CJ in baywatch?

watching england lose to oz in the cricket has taken away my will to live.

07-29-2001, 04:39 PM	#151
ezekiel Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 243	- Coffee has replaced my blood. - I try to use Ctrl Z in REAL life. - My mom loves me. - I'm a switch clicker. - I have nightmares with the ICQ Uh-Oh alert in them. - Where can I find bestiality pics?

07-29-2001, 04:41 PM	#152
Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,482	mmm, that coffee thing might be true for me ------------------ Paulus... Megageil.tv NaughtyCelebs.co.uk

07-29-2001, 05:00 PM	#153
michaelFAL Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 17	When I pee it burns ------------------ Free AVS Links

07-29-2001, 05:30 PM	#154
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Removed 2 ribs so he could suck his own dick.

07-29-2001, 05:48 PM	#155
lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	what am i doing on this board i have my own live feed my neighbor is my paysite mirror mirror on the wall gfy is the greatest of them all I am not a racist you are a racist what is a unique? wanna trade traffic i have 100 hits a day grandma says that porn is ok looking for midget traffic i am looking for pussy and my mom is not home if they are old enough to crawl they are in the right position just registered gofuckyourself.com has not gone to sleep for three days sleeping away what he cant drink away I want to conquer the world I want to give all the idiots a brand new religion what is the difference between softcore and hardcore spent life savings on website HELP! My screen will not stop moving I am getting 0 signups a day Is it my design or is it my traffic please keep both hands on the keyboard Is never going to make a living off of this website I am never going to understand this ()()here are some more ... hope you like

07-29-2001, 06:03 PM	#156
Pazz Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Down Under Posts: 27	I wanna thankyew fallettinme be micelf again ... Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. ------------------ *I used to hate computers until one went down on me*

07-29-2001, 07:00 PM	#157
Web Reaper Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia Posts: 35	1)The Voices Told Me To Do It 2)You Can't Prove I Typed That 3)Follow The Yellow Brick Road 4)If I Knew Girls Like That R/L

07-29-2001, 07:45 PM	#158
pensfan Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: A Place in the Sun Posts: 167	-I have calluses on my palms- -trust me I'm a pornographer- -My Mac has Crabs- -I need another f-ing email virus!- -Masturbation is GOOD!- -I just bought jesus a lap dance- -Send me some traffic BEEEYOTCH!- -My crabs have crabs- -Instant Millionaire just add PORN- -I WANT MY GODDAMNED SHIRT!- -Internet Pornographers scare me- -I want my money back!- -Ask me about negative cash flow- -Is this thing on?- -Future Porn King- I'm sure I could come up with more, and I don't really want a hat, just building up to get my DAMNED shirt PEACE I'M OUTTA HERE!

07-29-2001, 08:17 PM	#159
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Porn overlord Serial masturbator This is the newbie section right? 3l33t haxor The IRS is my biggest friend The IRS owns me Taxes? you have to pay taxes? Its not like i cheated on you, i just cheated you. My right hand is my best friend Netscape kicks ass AOL rules No really, i do have a life

07-29-2001, 08:24 PM	#160
pensfan Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: A Place in the Sun Posts: 167	-I am my biggest charity- -Pornography saved my life!- -sell porn for beer money- -sell porn for strip club money- (This one is true!) -Closer to that DAMNED t-shirt!-

07-29-2001, 08:32 PM	#161
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	<font face=Verdana size=3>I love to make my friends freak out by telling them that I have a p0rnsite! <font size=2> ...and they always ask: where do you get the pictures from? <font " [This message has been edited by Lane (edited 07-29-2001).]

07-29-2001, 08:34 PM	#162
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	shit that was too long

07-29-2001, 08:40 PM	#163
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Hey lensman, looks like you gonna win your self a DVD ------------------ I'm powered by Autolinks+!

07-29-2001, 08:50 PM	#164
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	here are some shorter ones: <font size=4> - I check your ctc stats! - I click on my own AP links daily. - I love checking "Show Signature". - I love talking ads. - Full Length (98min) Jenna Movie: jenna.mpeg.exe (only 60kb!!) - GFY Woman is puking up there! - My dick can reach my asshole. Should I try to...? <font size=2> [This message has been edited by Lane (edited 07-29-2001).]

07-29-2001, 09:03 PM	#165
hottshot Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 900	Don't try this at home GFY = good for you user is on line type in traffic got me here I've fallen no need to get up waz uppp I'm a pimpwar Legend Legend in my own mind what the hell is cgi [This message has been edited by hottshot (edited 07-29-2001).]

07-29-2001, 09:29 PM	#166
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	Where can I find Jesus? You're all going to hell I cheated 12clicks How do I get traffic to a new TGP? Labret is a millionaire How many hits will The Hun send me? Does anyone seen this sponsor? Go Fuck Yourself I think I saw a porno once How do you spell webamster? I need a spanish zip code! ------------------ The Webmaster's Folder

07-29-2001, 10:33 PM	#167
julian Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 77	-I use terra.es -I use penis pills or -I enlarged my penis by 5 inches -I don't steal content I just borrow it -Founder of idealab -Ash*****'s informant [This message has been edited by julian (edited 07-29-2001).]

07-29-2001, 10:55 PM	#168
magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	Press Alt-F4 to Win!

07-29-2001, 11:02 PM	#169
Xero Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between Her Legs Posts: 43	-Are you AW Certified? -I'm AW Certified! [This message has been edited by Xero (edited 07-29-2001).]

07-29-2001, 11:03 PM	#170
magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	CLICK HERE for lensman Nude! a 12click's favorite : I'm foreign. Now where do I Cheat?

07-29-2001, 11:05 PM	#171
magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	I created Internet

07-29-2001, 11:49 PM	#172
Aussie Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Earth Posts: 262	Work! Whats that ? Hey I'm still after that shirt.

07-30-2001, 12:27 AM	#173
phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	1. I only use terra.es 2. I can't connect to terra.es! 3. Am I boneprone approved?

07-30-2001, 12:28 AM	#174
phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	1. I only use terra.es 2. I can't connect to terra.es! 3. Am I boneprone approved?

07-30-2001, 12:42 AM	#175
adultexit Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Minneapolis,MN,US Posts: 8	1.) Yes, I'm a Porn Smuggler

07-30-2001, 12:46 AM	#176
phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	-I lost my terra.es password! -Just graduated from AWS -I link my thumbs one by one -My consoles don't pop! -I masturbate to my own content

07-30-2001, 01:15 AM	#177
sammyfox Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Notts Posts: 46	will u play with my clit? PLEASE

07-30-2001, 02:26 AM	#179
BruceM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 4,084	I got 3 letters for you - GFY!!! GFY with a boneprone(TM) crab-infested dildo! Come see me at DrunkSlut.com! Please show me how to get traffic, make web pages, and make millions! Watersports Fan Thinks "Anal Ingus" is Martina's sister. Lensman, thanks for the kick-ass Adult.com hat!

07-30-2001, 02:48 AM	#180
doh Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5	What about "Powered by Porn"?

07-30-2001, 02:49 AM	#181
doh Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5	What about "Powered by Porn"?