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Naughty 08-02-2001 05:00 AM

.. this line made me win a hat!

Does please help? <-- also a line!!

Go Fuck Yourself... please http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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[This message has been edited by Naughty (edited 08-02-2001).]

gkk 08-02-2001 05:18 AM

- *Brain shutdown in 5 minutes*
- It's the way I move my mouse
- Will swap traffic for food
- I model all my own content
- Is virus-spreading bestiality?
- I kant spel worf a dam
- Had sex last century
- Has incurable interface fetish
- Turned on by plug-and-play
- Left himself logged in again!
- Is running for President
- Do newbies produce new honey?
- Disabled Smilies in Real Life
- Just ran out of inspiration
- Boring on a RECURRING basis
- Got a life but it didn't fit!
- Twitchy about the "F" word
- Oh baby, click me, click me!
- Only spams alternate posts
- Our program converts 500:1!
- URL left off business card
- P-L-E-A-S-E make me money!
- Gets off on mouse balls
- Not *yet* caught cheating...
- Thinks "content" means happy

By the way, I don't even want a hat - just having fun making these up http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by gkk (edited 08-02-2001).]

JakeR 08-02-2001 08:51 AM

i'm here for the t-shirt
shoots gay content for fun

[This message has been edited by JakeR (edited 08-02-2001).]

Ludedude 08-02-2001 10:30 AM

-I've got a secret website
-Uses FrontPage98 Express
-Ask me about Jesus Cash
-I don't think I'm cheating
-Wants a sponsor that converts
-What's wrong with my site?
-Big Time Paysite Operator
-Can I bum a layout?
-Is this considered spam?
-Hosts on AOL
-Banned on all continents
-I have 100,000 clicks to trade
-Still waiting for my check

ElvisManson 08-02-2001 10:34 AM

- I am the voice of HAL

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Angel11 08-02-2001 10:40 AM

"That's not my belly button"
"That's not my Finger"

Honest Rick 08-02-2001 11:26 AM

"We're on a mission from God"
"...on a mission from God"
"I?m just jerking your chain."
"You despise me, don't you?"
"Okay, show me."
"Shut your goddamn pie-hole!"
"Do I look stupid, to you?"
"Truth is a whore."
"Well, allow me to retort."
"Waiting for my X-pics check."

[This message has been edited by Honest Rick (edited 08-02-2001).]

HQ 08-02-2001 11:38 AM

chatroom spammer

Juge 08-02-2001 11:47 AM

Damn them! Damn them to hell!

(from planet of the apes - i may have not gotten it exactly, and I had to shorten it)

bryany 08-02-2001 12:21 PM

"Plunk the magic twangger, froggie"


It's so confusing it's gotta be funny http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

I am new here by the way! So a happy GFY to everyone! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

bryany 08-02-2001 12:24 PM

"A man walks into a bar and says, Ouch"

bryany 08-02-2001 12:27 PM

"Cat, the other white meat"

CDSmith 08-02-2001 12:29 PM

soooo, there's 2 hats left?

My turn --


- was asleep when everyone got rich

- the toast of Internext

- the court jester

- I own buffoonbabes.com

- GFY groupie

- I eat red meat http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

- They call me spam4clicks

- Wanted in 17 states, 4 provinces

_ Biggest webmaster in D'jibouti

- I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay

- AKA Jack Schitt

- Slept with Britney Spears

- I know Jack Schitt (<--- forgot this one)

- Knows Kung-fu, once stepped in it

- Knows Kung-fu (and seven other Chinese words)

- Repeatedly dropped as an infant

- Once was arrested for mime-whacking

- D'ya feel lucky, punk?

- my girdle is killing me

- CTRL - ALT - DEFEAT

- My counters are running backwards


I like this game, can I play again?
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[This message has been edited by CDSmith (edited 08-02-2001).]

vegasdude 08-02-2001 12:35 PM

yepz vegasdude did it!!

This hat means more to me than sponsorchecks... damn im addicted to GFY...

finnaly I win a top price! no need to play the lotto anymore!

Rgdz
Vegasdude

Ludedude 08-02-2001 12:52 PM

-You want fries with that?

Babagirls 08-02-2001 12:58 PM

"I can make money at this?"


bryany 08-02-2001 01:00 PM

"Probably an AOLer"


That's gotta win a hat!!!

hollywood 08-02-2001 03:12 PM

SexTracker - "Helping the world masturbate since 1997"

Rocky 08-02-2001 03:53 PM

i don't shoot people, just content


theWatsonian 08-02-2001 04:24 PM

Downloads porn in Safe Mode.

Rocky 08-02-2001 04:59 PM

never seen the light of day

my guidance counselor was right

criminals give competition to governments

i never check my stats


Theo 08-02-2001 05:05 PM

i came late on this, but i'll give a try ;-)

Cohen the new manager of sex.com

Any free hosts with no ads?

Vega's webmasters don't gamble

Free monthly trial

Terra Lycos bought Smutserver

Dubya, Adult.Com Member

I'm thinking starting a new tgp

Boneprone buys GFY board for personal use

If you have money and traffic we can work on something together

Where i can find content for drunk sluts?

Sites with no frames don't worth a shit

I don't use my CC online

Listed adult sites on Yahoo behind AVS

Apache error: hacked by Chinese http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

My brother ran my dialer http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif

We accept only webmasters from New York.

Jenna married CDSmith

CDSmith holds half of the smutserver accounts

What's the url for gofuckyourself board?

I bought some promising .sex domains

I earn more as a reffering webmaster

I make money buying trials

Chinese version of thehun.net soon to come

I run a CJ with 20k bookmarkers

new tcp/ip protocol with 128 digits

Any free content providers?

Boneprone starts posting from handheld

I spend my time reviewing

Making money online is bullshit

I spam my icq list



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tpi 08-02-2001 05:48 PM

- I peddle porn for food
- I peddle porn for more porn
- I peddle porn for dough
- Paranoid Schizophrenic
- Today I have PMS (for the ladies)
- Lensman is my long lost dad
- I luv Jenna
- GFY Proctologist
- GFY Gynecologist
- Put up or shut up
- I'll bend over for a sign-up
- I'll go down for a click through
- My left testicle is itching
- I have a GFY tattoo on my ass
- Will you love me back?
- I have the fear!
- Space monkey

Fart 08-02-2001 06:39 PM

Investigate my ass.
140 Mio. opt-ins for sale.
My account is on hold.
How much do you guys make.

Theo 08-02-2001 06:41 PM

my grandmother is a tgp reviewer and my grandfather does the trades

Theo 08-02-2001 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel:
my grandmother is a tgp reviewer and my grandfather does the trades
we get content by shooting my sister! LOL
I'm glad she doesnt read this board :-0


Fart 08-02-2001 06:43 PM

Does "IRS" convert?

CDSmith 08-02-2001 06:54 PM

Nice to be made famous http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif
round II


- I stole Soul_rebel's boat

- Boat for sale, barely used

- I sank soul_rebel's boat.

- Has a new 8 foot dingy, the Aria II

- I just ran through a plate-glass window

- recently ate a whole bag of salt-n-vinnegar computer chips

- Am multi-tasking with my nipples right now

- I love conference call cyber-sex!

- How much traffic will you send me for $50 bucks?

- Thinks porn is a good get-rich-quick scheme

- Posts to this board while bathing

- Has witnessed the busy end of a dildo-cam

Thanks, and goodnight
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Theo 08-02-2001 07:13 PM

hell no my boat! damn, i lost my dingy http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif

i got an icq message earlier:
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You have received a message!
is CDsmith smutserver boss ?
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people trust soul's words http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Theo 08-02-2001 07:22 PM

i made comments for my bodyguard and I forgot Snow! i'm going to make a coffee and return! If i had kept some of the icq logs i would probably won all 20 hats!

Theo 08-02-2001 07:53 PM

let me determine something because people easily confuse situations. i don't have something personal with CDsmith, the opposite,he's one of the most helpful webmasters on the board.If you ever ask him something you'll receive a huge answer,he's answers looks like newspaper articles and they're easy to recognize them even if you're far away from the monitor. I just can't believe that he stole Jenna's heart...

RedShoe 08-02-2001 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman:
[B]WINNERS.
18 winners so far. We need two more. Many disqualified because they were too long! One ADULT.COM hat per webmaster.

jimmy-3-way: I flunked out of the AWS.
Jamdin: Human race was built with sex
Gemini: I'm only in it for the money
Tam: Fuck the surfer, I did!!
HQ: I only cheated once
Songrider: Sleep? What kind a pussy are you?
Juge: Hosted on Geocities
Throw me a fricking bone here
Redshoe: I use an epilady on my pubes
I hotlink all my content
GFY is my brain on drugs
Andy: Got hacked by myself
Scoobs: What's a niche?
drumsicle: Bill Gates keeps stealing my ideas
ezekiel: I try to use Ctrl Z in REAL life
lagwagon: My neighbor is my paysite
pensfan: Ask me about negative cash flow
Lane: I love talking ads
hottshot: Don't try this at home
magnatique: Press Alt-F4 to Win!
vegasdude: PULL MY NIPPLES TILL I SHOUT!
B]
WooHoo 3 of mine made it Thanks Lens. I still think you should give all those that went over 30 lines,
"I can't follow directions"

Thanks again. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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Squishy 08-02-2001 08:37 PM

"I'm a newbie without questions"
"AWS Alumni"
"AWS Class of 2001"
"Wanna See My Pocket-Trout?"
"terra.es Thinks My Name Is Ramon"
"Will Trade Traffic For Crack"
"Spam, Spam, Eggs and Spam"
"All Your Porn Are Belong To Us"
"What The Hell Are Boneprones?"

Ludedude 08-02-2001 10:17 PM

-You want crabs with that?
-It's not contagious
-What's that stench?
-Free porn, ask me how
-The Hun's shoeshine boy


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Gemini 08-02-2001 10:54 PM

Isn't A BoneProne A Sea Prawn?

DarkJedi 08-03-2001 12:41 AM

- Lensman won the DVD player

BigDaddy 08-03-2001 06:50 AM

He's dead, Jim.

Ludedude 08-03-2001 10:49 AM

Yo...BigDaddy...are you the same dude my g/f and I had dinner with in Vegas?

HQ 08-03-2001 01:43 PM

after reading all of these, i have to say the best one ever is "I'm probably spamming" for the GFY newbies.

CDSmith 08-03-2001 01:47 PM

HQ --

What about my "I think porn is a good get-rich-quick scheme" ?


Lensman --

So.... who here get's the last 2 hats left?
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Phiber 08-03-2001 01:55 PM

I kick ass for GFY

Kat - Fast 08-03-2001 02:19 PM

I like to watch my defrag

Meni 08-03-2001 03:07 PM

It's Over Johnny

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allen135 08-03-2001 03:09 PM

There's always time for lubricant

CDSmith 08-03-2001 03:23 PM

"I'm here because my dad's condom broke"


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theWatsonian 08-03-2001 08:01 PM

CDSmith, that one reminds me of a sig I saw somewhere recently that read "My mom should have swallowed."

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hottshot 08-03-2001 08:25 PM

it reminds me of the one

the best part of you ran down your mothers leg

BigDaddy 08-03-2001 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude:
Yo...BigDaddy...are you the same dude my g/f and I had dinner with in Vegas?

No. I'm being good and just working until my fiancee gets out Florida women's prison. Then we're going to travel some.

HQ 08-03-2001 10:23 PM

haha CDSmith, that's a good newbie one too!

Ludedude 08-03-2001 10:34 PM

Quote:

No. I'm being good and just working until my fiancee gets out Florida women's prison. Then we're going to travel some.
OK, cool...enjoy the travels. Hope you don't have too long to wait :P



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