- Coffee has replaced my blood.

- I try to use Ctrl Z in REAL life.

- My mom loves me.

- I'm a switch clicker.

- I have nightmares with the ICQ Uh-Oh alert in them.

- Where can I find bestiality pics?

mmm, that coffee thing might be true for me http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif



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Paulus...
Megageil.tv
NaughtyCelebs.co.uk

When I pee it burns

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Free AVS Links

Removed 2 ribs so he could suck his own dick.

what am i doing on this board

i have my own live feed

my neighbor is my paysite

mirror mirror on the wall gfy is the greatest of them all

I am not a racist you are a racist

what is a unique?

wanna trade traffic i have 100 hits a day

grandma says that porn is ok

looking for midget traffic

i am looking for pussy and my mom is not home

if they are old enough to crawl they are in the right position

just registered gofuckyourself.com

has not gone to sleep for three days

sleeping away what he cant drink away

I want to conquer the world

I want to give all the idiots a brand new religion

what is the difference between softcore and hardcore

spent life savings on website

HELP! My screen will not stop moving

I am getting 0 signups a day

Is it my design or is it my traffic

please keep both hands on the keyboard

Is never going to make a living off of this website

I am never going to understand this

()()here are some more ... hope you like

I wanna thankyew fallettinme be micelf again ...

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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I used to hate computers until one went down on me

1)The Voices Told Me To Do It
2)You Can't Prove I Typed That
3)Follow The Yellow Brick Road
4)If I Knew Girls Like That R/L

-I have calluses on my palms-

-trust me I'm a pornographer-

-My Mac has Crabs-

-I need another f-ing email virus!-

-Masturbation is GOOD!-

-I just bought jesus a lap dance-

-Send me some traffic BEEEYOTCH!-

-My crabs have crabs-

-Instant Millionaire just add PORN-

-I WANT MY GODDAMNED SHIRT!-

-Internet Pornographers scare me-

-I want my money back!-

-Ask me about negative cash flow-

-Is this thing on?-

-Future Porn King-

I'm sure I could come up with more, and I don't really want a hat, just building up to get my DAMNED shirt http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

PEACE I'M OUTTA HERE!

Porn overlord
Serial masturbator
This is the newbie section right?
3l33t haxor
The IRS is my biggest friend
The IRS owns me
Taxes? you have to pay taxes?
Its not like i cheated on you, i just cheated you.
My right hand is my best friend
Netscape kicks ass
AOL rules
No really, i do have a life

-I am my biggest charity-

-Pornography saved my life!-

-sell porn for beer money-

-sell porn for strip club money-
(This one is true!)

-Closer to that DAMNED t-shirt!-

<font face=Verdana size=3>I love to make my friends freak out by telling them that I have a p0rnsite!


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...and they always ask: where do you get the pictures from?

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[This message has been edited by Lane (edited 07-29-2001).]

shit that was too long http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/tongue.gif

Hey lensman, looks like you gonna win your self a DVD http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

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I'm powered by Autolinks+!

here are some shorter ones:

<font size=4>

- I check your ctc stats!

- I click on my own AP links daily.

- I love checking "Show Signature".

- I love talking ads.

- Full Length (98min) Jenna Movie: jenna.mpeg.exe (only 60kb!!)

- GFY Woman is puking up there!

- My dick can reach my asshole. Should I try to...?

<font size=2>

[This message has been edited by Lane (edited 07-29-2001).]

Don't try this at home

GFY = good for you

user is on line

type in traffic got me here

I've fallen no need to get up

waz uppp

I'm a pimpwar Legend

Legend in my own mind

what the hell is cgi



[This message has been edited by hottshot (edited 07-29-2001).]

Where can I find Jesus?
You're all going to hell
I cheated 12clicks
How do I get traffic to a new TGP?
Labret is a millionaire
How many hits will The Hun send me?
Does anyone seen this sponsor?
Go Fuck Yourself
I think I saw a porno once
How do you spell webamster?
I need a spanish zip code!



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The Webmaster's Folder

-I use terra.es
-I use penis pills
or
-I enlarged my penis by 5 inches
-I don't steal content I just borrow it
-Founder of idealab
-Ash*****'s informant

[This message has been edited by julian (edited 07-29-2001).]

Press Alt-F4 to Win!

-Are you AW Certified?
-I'm AW Certified!

[This message has been edited by Xero (edited 07-29-2001).]

CLICK HERE for lensman Nude!


a 12click's favorite :

I'm foreign. Now where do I Cheat?

I created Internet

Work! Whats that ?

Hey I'm still after that shirt.

1. I only use terra.es
2. I can't connect to terra.es!
3. Am I boneprone approved?

1. I only use terra.es
2. I can't connect to terra.es!
3. Am I boneprone approved?

1.) Yes, I'm a Porn Smuggler

-I lost my terra.es password!
-Just graduated from AWS
-I link my thumbs one by one
-My consoles don't pop!
-I masturbate to my own content

will u play with my clit? PLEASE

How about

" The Hun blacklisted me"
" I link my thumbs to sponsors"

lol

I got 3 letters for you - GFY!!!

GFY with a boneprone(TM) crab-infested dildo!

Come see me at DrunkSlut.com!

Please show me how to get traffic, make web pages, and make millions!

Watersports Fan

Thinks "Anal Ingus" is Martina's sister.

Lensman, thanks for the kick-ass Adult.com hat!

What about "Powered by Porn"?

What about "Powered by Porn"?

i use a force feedback vibrator

i shoot my load and content at the same time

i use paid hosting on terra.es

i get to take photos of Jenna

what about the title

"I wanna win a Adult.Com hat"

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Life's a bitch

Hey Lensman, you should take everyone that went over 30 characters, and give them a "I can't follow instructions" title.

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http://home.earthlink.net/~fxgrunt/g...fe-anim-01.gif </A>
BoneProne Family Member

Porno saved me from drugs.

porn = my drug

does boneprone like me?

the people here are evil

i average 2 clicks a day!

i need a second mortgage...

i give away hats to save on the price of a dvd player?

BEAT ME BASH ME BITE MY BUM

PULL MY NIPPLES TILL I SHOUT!

FUCK ME SUCK ME LICK ME OUT...

I'LL WHIP YOU STRIP YOU TILL U CUM!

I want a hat... I shaved my head balled just so I can wear your hat Lensman http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Rgds
Vegasdude

I'll even send you a pic of my balled head if I get the hat http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

I joined this fucking board for a fuckin hat but damn you are some crazy, sick, funny motherfuckers. My two bytes,..

-Pull my finger.
-You bent my wookie.
-Yeah, she bang all day.
-There's like worms and stuff in my computer.
-What does usr/bin/perl mean?
-bbw/gfe/cbt/xxx/bdsm/usr/bin/local/perl
-Does anyone have Perl's number? Is she in-call only?
-Got Porn?
-Is a ynot master like a super Ninja?

-Wow reading these back, they're really lame,
i'm unworthy,...

humor overload

Damn, I'm shutting this off so I can print this out and pick some winners.

WINNERS.

18 winners so far. We need two more. Many disqualified because they were too long! One ADULT.COM hat per webmaster.

jimmy-3-way: I flunked out of the AWS.

Jamdin: Human race was built with sex

Gemini: I'm only in it for the money

Tam: Fuck the surfer, I did!!

HQ: I only cheated once

Songrider: Sleep? What kind a pussy are you?

Juge: Hosted on Geocities
Throw me a fricking bone here

Redshoe: I use an epilady on my pubes
I hotlink all my content
GFY is my brain on drugs

Andy: Got hacked by myself

Scoobs: What's a niche?

drumsicle: Bill Gates keeps stealing my ideas

ezekiel: I try to use Ctrl Z in REAL life

lagwagon: My neighbor is my paysite

pensfan: Ask me about negative cash flow

Lane: I love talking ads

hottshot: Don't try this at home

magnatique: Press Alt-F4 to Win!

vegasdude: PULL MY NIPPLES TILL I SHOUT!



[This message has been edited by Lensman (edited 08-02-2001).]

- Who's Jenna Jameson?

- I typ with my penis


*damn I'm bored, need inspirationnn*

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Life's a bitch

huh
lot of titles to be seen there http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif
BTW
who should I contact to about the hat ?
hehe

Probably JT.

I love porn.
Porn is my life.
List my gallery, Please!
Will pose nude for traffic.
Anyone convert lately?

Jesus, its 6:30 in the morning I can't think of anything else.

Burtman

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The old man just tossed this one out. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

I get Naked to Post!

Too bad he's not a member. Thats a good one. lol

Hey Lensman...

Where do we send our details for the hat?... I am pretty excited... Thanks heaps http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

i converted myself
pornstar wannabe
newbie helper
i am on the wrong board
i write your checks
i would spam here if i could
converts targeted freeloaders
gang bang queen
fuck im bored
wasnt CJ in baywatch?


watching england lose to oz in the cricket has taken away my will to live.