Eric's stunt penis

Anyone know where to find some good porn sites?

Boneprone stole my layout

I taught The Hun everything he knows

Anyone know of an exit sponsor that shaves?

terra.es sent me

(a few from austin powers)

Throw me a fucking bone, here.
Tell me what I pay you people for. (shit, too long)

I got kicked out of the Boneprone family

i invented the click

Porn is for losers

-I've got crabs
-Boneprone gave me his crabs
-This board is starting to give me crabs
-From the nectar of the bone, flows all that clicks
-Lensman loves wizzo
-I am an official Drunk Slut!
-Sleep with me, I've got crabs!
-A crab just bit me
-I take showers whenever my mom says I smell
-How The Fuck Did I Get Here?
-Give me a fucking webmistress
-I do beleive we're not gonna make it
-Collecting sex dolls from ebay

My IQ exceeds 180.

I'm not really a webmaster

I don't want your stinking DVD player
What's a DVD?
I'm in love with Boneprone
I've fallen and I can't get up
2 million uniques and not one sign-up

1) i've got a needledick
2) please toss my salad
3) suck me off real quick
4) H.N.I.C. - head niggah in charge
5) please send me the email attached with virus
6) my nose is growing, my dick is shrinking
7) i have my own webcam for content
8) don't let me near that hole
9) professional masturbator
10) i am ambidextrous
11) i jerkoff to my own website
12) i love to participate in bukkake
13) professional cum-drinker
14) take advantage of me

I invented the dildo

I've trianed my crabs to click my mouse.
Jesus sent me

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Hotlinkers Anonymous

Someone made this up to win the hat.

(yeah, it sucks... I originally thought of:

I won the hat.

but it doesn't quite work)

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I blow Toby on Monday's and Friday's!

Lensman made me do it! er paid me to.

Here's my suggestions..

1> I registered here just so I could win this hat!

2> Reformed Baptist Minister!

- Will Amputate leg for traffic
- Trade ya a left Nut 4 a righty
- I piss farther than you!
- Who farted?
- Drink, Drank, Drunk?
- Hires whores to collect crabs
- Creates Porn For The Blind
- Shemale, Tranny, HeShe or Shim?

- Will Amputate leg for traffic
- Trade ya a left Nut 4 a righty
- I piss farther than you!
- Who farted?
- Drink, Drank, Drunk?
- Hires whores to collect crabs
- Creates Porn For The Blind
- Shemale, Tranny, HeShe or Shim?

Ok Lens, here's some:

- I hate SE traffic
- Boneprone gave me crabs
- Someone told me "Go Fuck Yourself" - now I'm porn magnate.
- What ? You can actually make money selling porn ?
- Can I use your gallery template ?
- Buy your crabs from Boneprone



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The Porn Evolution

=o)

- will work for food
- proffesional ass kisser
- pain in the ass
- got hacked by myslef
- I am not making any money

Lens heres a classic.. you have to use this one:


" I Suck dick for coke! "


hehe : - )

I'm afraid to check my stats

Who said you couldn't combine business and pleasure?
Is this where I get free porn?
Who the fuck gave me the crabs?
All nice girls? goes to heaven, the others go to GFY.

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1- Netpond confuses me
2- Serge who?
3- XPics owes me money
4- 12Clicks caught me
5- Bandwidth whore
6- I Love Gay Porn
7- I Get My Content From The USENET
8- Fueled by porn
9- Luke Ford Informant



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here they are

1 - Has not made a dollar yet
2 - What planet am I from?
3 - Cant stop touching themself
4 - My site is bigger than yours
5 - Enjoys watching Ass to Ass
6 - My dog is posting these messeges
7 - Has Ghonaherpasyphalades
8 - Emails Santa Claus Every Year
9 - Roll it up, Light it up, Stroke It
10 - All Adult Webmasters go to Heaven

biggy

I like the
" I love to participate in Bukkake"

haha thats funny http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

new one

Has a big pimple on left nut

1. adult.com poster child
2. GFY poster child

Lensman, since it only takes 1 line to get the hat (and I always wear one http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif), here is another winner:

Adult.com
The Adult of Adult websites!

Where do I sent my address?


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Paulus...
Megageil.tv
NaughtyCelebs.co.uk

I rather watch girls on the net than get on a diet.
The porn biz is good for the keyboard biz
I love popup windows
adult.com cuse i get payed.

my6

I use KY

lips like a kenmore

I spam newsgroups

I use a recycled dildo

am a member of bondage go go



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I am part of a religious cult
What's a niche?

my mom runs my adultsite

My keyboard isn't suppose to be sticky???

I plead the 5th!

I am a BBS junkie.

I am a somebody because I am a GYFer for life.

You mean there is an TOS?

sponsor bitching is my job
I was here
big webmasters dont' cry
what is a tgp http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Bill Gates keeps stealing my ideas
I don't like people
Charles Manson look-a-like
Charles Manson impersonator
I don't believe in sex
I'm addicted to hotmail
I was kidnapped by aliens
The world is my clown
I'm still hearing voices

I drink therefore I am.

im a virgin please help me out

Just say no to porn

I did it with Judge Judy

Lensman killed my cat

I'm stalking Jerry Springer
I broke my dildo-cam
I'm bigger than lensman
I'm pro-circumcision

Will code html for food
<img border="0" src="http://www.terra.es/personal7/animal20001/programmer.jpg" width="250" height="288">

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