Why Do Men Have Nipples? - GoFuckYourself.com

Spunky · 10-03-2004, 09:23 PM

I always wondered..They have to be the most useless thing on the male body.They serve no purpose other then I get a tingling sensation when I rub them..

Marcus Aurelius · 10-03-2004, 09:24 PM

their like portholes on a 57 buick. just there for decoration.

Goonx · 10-03-2004, 09:24 PM

they are usless, sell'em on ebay

Gheenz · 10-03-2004, 09:25 PM

Still thinking about the "thug" and his monsters?

punker barbie · 10-03-2004, 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by spunky
I always wondered..They have to be the most useless thing on the male body.They serve no purpose other then I get a tingling sensation when I rub them..

hahaha nipples on men are for decoration LOL

j.k

Spunky · 10-03-2004, 09:26 PM

It was like when God created us he said Let man have some useless bumps on his chest and fur on his back

chase · 10-03-2004, 09:27 PM

One purpose:
Titty Twisters!

Spunky · 10-03-2004, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by NickHimself
Still thinking about the "thug" and his monsters?

Those were sexy man nipples

Repetitive Monkey · 10-03-2004, 09:30 PM

I would think that they are created before the sex hormones kicks in and determine development. The reason beyond that escapes me. Perhaps the mammalian ancestors generated milk for the offspring in both males and females, and evolution hasn't yet worked it out of the males because it doesn't make much of a difference whether males have nipples or not?

steve90 · 10-03-2004, 09:32 PM

It falls under the old saying because we can

Theo · 10-03-2004, 09:32 PM

to be able grow tits when they want to become women

chase · 10-03-2004, 09:32 PM

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Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
I would think that they are created before the sex hormones kicks in and determine development. The reason beyond that escapes me. Perhaps the mammalian ancestors generated milk for the offspring in both males and females, and evolution hasn't yet worked it out of the males because it doesn't make much of a difference whether males have nipples or not?

Good point-all fetuses start out the same.

Paraskass · 10-03-2004, 09:36 PM

Men can breastfeed.

If a baby sucks on your tits for hours on end, everyday, in a couple of days/weeks, you will start producing milk.

Centurion · 10-03-2004, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by Paraskass
Men can breastfeed.

If a baby sucks on your tits for hours on end, everyday, in a couple of days/weeks, you will start producing milk.

True..but you usually have one very pissed off & hungry baby by the time that happens!

Spunky · 10-03-2004, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by Paraskass
Men can breastfeed.

If a baby sucks on your tits for hours on end, everyday, in a couple of days/weeks, you will start producing milk.

What a load of crap..

brizzad · 10-03-2004, 09:55 PM

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Originally posted by Paraskass
Men can breastfeed.

If a baby sucks on your tits for hours on end, everyday, in a couple of days/weeks, you will start producing milk.

chase · 10-03-2004, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by spunky
What a load of crap..

It's not, actually.

chase · 10-03-2004, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by Centurion
True..but you usually have one very pissed off & hungry baby by the time that happens!

LMFAO

Spunky · 10-03-2004, 09:59 PM

If men could breast feed..there wouldn't be any babies cause they would starve to death

Rantan · 10-03-2004, 09:59 PM

at the time when the egg meets the sperm, we are all technicly female, we even have gills to a point. the codes for nipples must be on the X chromosome, all the crap that gives us a dick and lots of hormones is on the Y...we all have tits because at one point we were all females...

Paraskass · 10-03-2004, 10:01 PM

Yes, men can breastfeed, it's all about survival. I assume it's a mechanism that works if the mother dies (assuming we we're animals living in the wild)

http://www.babycenter.com/expert/bab...feed/8824.html
http://www.narth.com/docs/brfeed.html
http://www.drmirkin.com/men/7172.html

Mike Okitch · 10-03-2004, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by Paraskass
Yes, men can breastfeed, it's all about survival. I assume it's a mechanism that works if the mother dies (assuming we we're animals living in the wild)

http://www.babycenter.com/expert/bab...feed/8824.html
http://www.narth.com/docs/brfeed.html
http://www.drmirkin.com/men/7172.html

Voila!

Finally an intelligent answer.

Repetitive Monkey · 10-03-2004, 10:11 PM

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Originally posted by chase
It's not, actually.

It does make sense evolutionally, though I admit I have never heard of this before.

tonkagunner · 10-03-2004, 10:32 PM

it is genetics just like gay people.

smack · 10-03-2004, 10:32 PM

to have somewhere to put clamps and jumper cables.

smack · 10-03-2004, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by smack
to have somewhere to put clamps and jumper cables.

besides the testicles.

Shortbread · 10-03-2004, 10:36 PM

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Originally posted by Paraskass
Men can breastfeed.

If a baby sucks on your tits for hours on end, everyday, in a couple of days/weeks, you will start producing milk.

I learned that in school actually and no one believed me ever. It is actually very true. But the guy has to take some hormones for that to work.

SpikeHeel · 10-04-2004, 02:47 AM

well thats the main purpose, why they put a nipple on your breast.

reynold · 10-04-2004, 08:22 PM

i think it something about being a mammal.

although men has no use for it, just like the appendices

wedouglas · 10-04-2004, 08:28 PM

nipples? you mean you guys have more than one?

n3in · 10-04-2004, 08:30 PM

for the purple nurple

The Bootyologist · 10-04-2004, 08:31 PM

i learn something new everyday

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