Gentlemen: If you are under 6' tall, why are you still alive? - GoFuckYourself.com

OWNED · 10-04-2004, 01:34 PM

COME ON, NOW...EXPLAIN YOUR EXISTENCE.

I'M NO BOTANIST, BUT SHOULDN'T NATURAL SELECTION HAVE WEEDED YOU OUT OF THE HEALTHY HUMAN POPULATION LONG AGO?

LET'S GET HONEST FOR A MINUTE: WOMEN WON'T FUCK YOU.

SUGGESTED READING: CHUCK DARWIN : ON THE ORIGIN OF SPECES.

SOMEWHERE AROUND PAGE 9, YOU BECOME ESTINCT
SUGGESTED ADVICE. DO NEVER TEST.

HOT BITCHES WON'T FUCK YOU.

I JUST SPILLED MY CHARBAY/ ROCKS ON YOUR HEAD.

DARE ME TO DRIVE?

BradM · 10-04-2004, 01:35 PM

Owned... you are by far the BEST character on GFY over the last 8 months at least.

OWNED · 10-04-2004, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
Owned... you are by far the BEST character on GFY over the last 8 months at least.

TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO STOP PAGING ME AT 5:46 IN THE MORNING.

SO FUCKING O WN ED !

Roald · 10-04-2004, 01:37 PM

WicKed NinJas · 10-04-2004, 01:38 PM

gonna need a couple of those bags...lol

BradM · 10-04-2004, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OWNED
TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO STOP PAGING ME AT 5:46 IN THE MORNING.

SO FUCKING O WN ED !

If I had a girlfriend, I would share her with you sport.

Rawz · 10-04-2004, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by QuaShe

gornyhuy · 10-04-2004, 01:39 PM

I"m finding it increasingly difficult to read posts here.

Roald · 10-04-2004, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by WicKed NinJas
gonna need a couple of those bags...lol

right click -> save as -> doubleclick whenever needed

quiet · 10-04-2004, 01:39 PM

good ol' chuck.

OWNED · 10-04-2004, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by QuaShe
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BLAME YOUR PARENTS. IF IT WERE UP TO ME, IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR SHORT PEOPLE TO FUCK.

DEAL.

Danny Dukes · 10-04-2004, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OWNED

HOT BITCHES WON'T FUCK YOU.

Really? I fuck this girl everynight

Roald · 10-04-2004, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OWNED
BLAME YOUR PARENTS. IF IT WERE UP TO ME, IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR SHORT PEOPLE TO FUCK.

DEAL.

you are trying to hard

FlyingIguana · 10-04-2004, 01:42 PM

did you get beat up by midgets when you were younger?

OWNED · 10-04-2004, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny Dukes
Really? I fuck this girl everynight

[IMG][/IMG]

JERKING OFF INTO A SOCK ISN'T CONSIDERED 'FUCKING'

YOU = OWNED.

BradM · 10-04-2004, 01:46 PM

Danny: She have a sister?

OWNED · 10-04-2004, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
did you get beat up by midgets when you were younger?

EVER SEE GUYS UNDER 6' TALL FUCKING HOT WOMEN?

DIDN'T THINK SO.

HOT WOMEN WON'T FUCK YOU.

DEAL.

OWNED · 10-04-2004, 01:46 PM

I WISH EVOLUTION WOULD HURRY THE FUCK UP.

IMAGINE HOW SHITTY IT IS BE TO BE SHORT.

OWNED,
6'3" IN SLIPPERS

Roald · 10-04-2004, 01:50 PM

Danny Dukes · 10-04-2004, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OWNED
JERKING OFF INTO A SOCK ISN'T CONSIDERED 'FUCKING'

YOU = OWNED.

Does this look like a sock to you?

Who's OWNED now beeeeyatch

OWNED · 10-04-2004, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny Dukes
Does this look like a sock to you?

Who's OWNED now beeeeyatch

FUCKING TRANNIES DOESN'T MAKE YOU A WINNER SON.

OWNED, FAGGOTASS.

ytcracker · 10-04-2004, 01:54 PM

im crying you lowered my self esteem

Danny Dukes · 10-04-2004, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OWNED
FUCKING TRANNIES DOESN'T MAKE YOU A WINNER SON.

OWNED, FAGGOTASS.

Look at the first pic, see a dick there. Face It I OWN your bitch ass. As a matter of fact you should just get a new nick

Danny Dukes · 10-04-2004, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Danny: She have a sister?

Yes, 2 kids though

Still doesn't look bad

You should see there mother

Danny Dukes · 10-04-2004, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny Dukes
Yes, 2 kids though Still doesn't look bad You should see their mother

BradM · 10-04-2004, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny Dukes
Yes, 2 kids though Still doesn't look bad You should see there mother

Hey dude, I added you to ICQ. Always good to keep close to fellow LA peeps.

Danny Dukes · 10-04-2004, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Hey dude, I added you to ICQ. Always good to keep close to fellow LA peeps.

vivalaspam · 10-04-2004, 02:26 PM

Wow all this resentment towards short people.

I bet this all comes from you getting your ass kicked properly by short people throughout your life.

Does your momma know your out of the basement?

Abyss_Vee · 10-04-2004, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by Danny Dukes

Danny's Tha man,, tell these hates wuts up danny

haters

Mike Panic · 10-04-2004, 02:40 PM

uchase/webpry · 10-04-2004, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny Dukes
Look at the first pic, see a dick there. Face It I OWN your bitch ass. As a matter of fact you should just get a new nick

... I wouldn't be surprised if the first pic was taken after the sex change.

FlyingIguana · 10-04-2004, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OWNED
EVER SEE GUYS UNDER 6' TALL FUCKING HOT WOMEN?

DIDN'T THINK SO.

HOT WOMEN WON'T FUCK YOU.

DEAL.

since when?

look at tom cruise, he's what 2 apples tall and the shit that comes out of the pussy he's had was prolly better than anything you've got your slimey dick into.

Slutworks-Lester · 10-04-2004, 03:02 PM

If you knew anything about natural selection. lol

Smaller animals always outlive larger animals. They require less food, less resources, less energy; that in turn makes them healthier and more likely to survive. Most of the world population is short, especially when humans are clustered in small areas together. They also, if I might add, reproduce more frequently.

The reason why women like tall men: its generally accepted because of animal instinct for protection, taller means stronger generally. It serves no purpose in todays age, unless say you live with a tribe in the jungle.

The same reason why Americans are fat is the same reason Americans are tall. There is plenty of food, plenty of space (ATM) and a tendency for gluttony. Would you argue that more then 60% of Americans are tall, how about 60% are fat, how about 60% undereducated (read poor and stupid).

I wrote a term paper on this in school, ha

ShellyCrash · 10-04-2004, 03:03 PM

And

Both under 6 feet tall, both get more pussious thrown at them than you could ever fathom.

Sosa · 10-04-2004, 03:04 PM

stocktrader23 · 10-04-2004, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by ShellyCrash

And

Both under 6 feet tall, both get more pussious thrown at them than you could ever fathom.

Yet neither would respond to a troll.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 10-04-2004, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by QuaShe

wee man rules

fuzebox · 10-04-2004, 03:09 PM

Being short would suck...

Rich · 10-04-2004, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
I"m finding it increasingly difficult to read posts here.

yeah this place is really going downhill. I remember when the fake characters used to be funny, now they're just annoying and a waste of time. Plus the amount of surfers is starting to get overwhelming.

joshuawk · 10-04-2004, 03:40 PM

too short is 5'7 and get lots of bitches

Danny Dukes · 10-04-2004, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by uchase/webpry
... I wouldn't be surprised if the first pic was taken after the sex change.

Another hater

If must suck seeing a guy like me fuck a girl like that

Hate on HATERS

10-04-2004, 01:34 PM	#1
OWNED So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 852	Gentlemen: If you are under 6' tall, why are you still alive? COME ON, NOW...EXPLAIN YOUR EXISTENCE. I'M NO BOTANIST, BUT SHOULDN'T NATURAL SELECTION HAVE WEEDED YOU OUT OF THE HEALTHY HUMAN POPULATION LONG AGO? LET'S GET HONEST FOR A MINUTE: WOMEN WON'T FUCK YOU. SUGGESTED READING: CHUCK DARWIN : ON THE ORIGIN OF SPECES. SOMEWHERE AROUND PAGE 9, YOU BECOME ESTINCT SUGGESTED ADVICE. DO NEVER TEST. HOT BITCHES WON'T FUCK YOU. I JUST SPILLED MY CHARBAY/ ROCKS ON YOUR HEAD. DARE ME TO DRIVE?

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10-04-2004, 01:39 PM	#10
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vivalaspam Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 283	Wow all this resentment towards short people. I bet this all comes from you getting your ass kicked properly by short people throughout your life. Does your momma know your out of the basement?

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10-04-2004, 03:02 PM	#33
Slutworks-Lester Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Midwest, USA Posts: 38	If you knew anything about natural selection. lol Smaller animals always outlive larger animals. They require less food, less resources, less energy; that in turn makes them healthier and more likely to survive. Most of the world population is short, especially when humans are clustered in small areas together. They also, if I might add, reproduce more frequently. The reason why women like tall men: its generally accepted because of animal instinct for protection, taller means stronger generally. It serves no purpose in todays age, unless say you live with a tribe in the jungle. The same reason why Americans are fat is the same reason Americans are tall. There is plenty of food, plenty of space (ATM) and a tendency for gluttony. Would you argue that more then 60% of Americans are tall, how about 60% are fat, how about 60% undereducated (read poor and stupid). I wrote a term paper on this in school, ha

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