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Gentlemen: If you are under 6' tall, why are you still alive?
COME ON, NOW...EXPLAIN YOUR EXISTENCE.
I'M NO BOTANIST, BUT SHOULDN'T NATURAL SELECTION HAVE WEEDED YOU OUT OF THE HEALTHY HUMAN POPULATION LONG AGO?
LET'S GET HONEST FOR A MINUTE: WOMEN WON'T FUCK YOU.
SUGGESTED READING: CHUCK DARWIN : ON THE ORIGIN OF SPECES.
SOMEWHERE AROUND PAGE 9, YOU BECOME ESTINCT
SUGGESTED ADVICE. DO NEVER TEST.
HOT BITCHES WON'T FUCK YOU.
I JUST SPILLED MY CHARBAY/ ROCKS ON YOUR HEAD.
DARE ME TO DRIVE?
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