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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Giving away free advice - guys, wanna get more blowjobs per week?
Step 1:
![]() Get yourself a Mach3 POWER - shave yo balls man. Bitches will love the soft and smooth balls - and they won't be able to give you crabs. If this doesn't work, atleast you'll get off from the nice vibrations that the POWER gives you. Step 2: ![]() Wash your damn balls - women ain't going down on you if the smell makes them sick. And...finally, if all else fails. Step 3: Send traffic to Mary34d - traffic to her is like airmiles from the airline.
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or you could simply spend the 40$ and get a whore downtown - its about the same value spent on soap, water and shaving
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