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Old 10-01-2004, 06:55 PM   #1
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Giving away free advice - guys, wanna get more blowjobs per week?

Step 1:



Get yourself a Mach3 POWER - shave yo balls man. Bitches will love the soft and smooth balls - and they won't be able to give you crabs. If this doesn't work, atleast you'll get off from the nice vibrations that the POWER gives you.

Step 2:



Wash your damn balls - women ain't going down on you if the smell makes them sick.

And...finally, if all else fails. Step 3:

Send traffic to Mary34d - traffic to her is like airmiles from the airline.
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Old 10-01-2004, 06:56 PM   #2
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or

drive a bus

or

own a big program
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Old 10-01-2004, 06:57 PM   #3
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Step 1:



Get yourself a Mach3 POWER - shave yo balls man. Bitches will love the soft and smooth balls - and they won't be able to give you crabs. If this doesn't work, atleast you'll get off from the nice vibrations that the POWER gives you.

Step 2:



Wash your damn balls - women ain't going down on you if the smell makes them sick.

And...finally, if all else fails. Step 3:

Send traffic to Mary34d - traffic to her is like airmiles from the airline.


I already know bout steps 1 and 2, taking notes on 3
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Old 10-01-2004, 06:58 PM   #4
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I also have some great hosting offers.....

www.rocksolidcolo.com

mary at offerjunction dot com
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Old 10-01-2004, 07:01 PM   #5
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I also have some great hosting offers.....

www.rocksolidcolo.com

mary at offerjunction dot com
How many mbits per blowjob
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Old 10-01-2004, 07:02 PM   #6
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Old 10-01-2004, 07:02 PM   #7
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Here's another way

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Old 10-01-2004, 07:09 PM   #8
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buy a rack
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Old 10-01-2004, 07:11 PM   #9
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or you could simply spend the 40$ and get a whore downtown - its about the same value spent on soap, water and shaving
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Old 10-01-2004, 07:15 PM   #10
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or you could simply spend the 40$ and get a whore downtown - its about the same value spent on soap, water and shaving
Yeah - but how much will the aid medication cost?
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