AndrewKanuck |
10-01-2004 06:55 PM |
Giving away free advice - guys, wanna get more blowjobs per week?
Step 1:
http://www.torontopics.com/digital/games/mach3.jpg
Get yourself a Mach3 POWER - shave yo balls man. Bitches will love the soft and smooth balls - and they won't be able to give you crabs. If this doesn't work, atleast you'll get off from the nice vibrations that the POWER gives you.
Step 2:
http://hazard.com/graphics/Safety_Ma...252fBucket.gif
Wash your damn balls - women ain't going down on you if the smell makes them sick.
And...finally, if all else fails. Step 3:
Send traffic to Mary34d - traffic to her is like airmiles from the airline.
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