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Originally posted by AndrewKanuck
Step 1:
Get yourself a Mach3 POWER - shave yo balls man. Bitches will love the soft and smooth balls - and they won't be able to give you crabs. If this doesn't work, atleast you'll get off from the nice vibrations that the POWER gives you.
Step 2:
Wash your damn balls - women ain't going down on you if the smell makes them sick.
And...finally, if all else fails. Step 3:
Send traffic to Mary34d - traffic to her is like airmiles from the airline.
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I already know bout steps 1 and 2, taking notes on 3