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Well you cant really call it a debate because there will be a moderator asking the questions. Bush laywers filed a 32 page contract that the news networks and the moderater had to follow in order for bush to do the debate..

Here are a few of the stipulations from the bush camp..

1. The networks may not show the response of the canidates after the other one has anwsered the moderator

2. The canidates man not qustion each other.

3. The canidates can not come in physical contact with each other.

Now this could get really good if kerry ask the real questions that the american people and the world really want anwser too. What are the networks gona d go to dead air? We all see how bush acts when a reporter gets under his skin..


Before you bush guys come bashing me i just watched bush's sr campagine advisor say this live on television

If someone has a like to this 32 page doc i would love to see it!

korzon

also they set the temp above 70 because Kerry is a sweater

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That real funny it thats true

brizzad

when?

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4. per bush's lawyers canidates will have 2 minutes to anwser the question and the lights and mic will be cut out..

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well shit tonight now i forgot what day it was

Nader

Thats Stupid..THey should allow Kerry to say how much of a "Moron" "Idiot" Ect... Our Pes. Bush really is...I beleive in peice not war. I really strongly beleive that if Bush wins there will be a big war and more terror...I also beleive is he wins that there will be anti bush people trying to kill him. Oil for lifes is not war it.

My

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5. per bush's lawyers camera's are not allowed to show the audience reactions to the canidates anwser's

Lane

How is it a debate if they can't ask questions to each other.

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brizzad

are you foreign or something?

its funny because you put when instead of win

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Bud i feel the same way you do. I just wonder how much john kerry is going to walk the fine line on this contract. Basicly bush is chickening out on the debate in my mind. But i hope kerry says screw the contract and aask the real questions.

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no man just lack of sleep i pull 16 hours a day every day so i dont proof read my stuff i post.

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6. per bush's lawyers canidates can not interact with each other.


Dont sound like a debate to me at all

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I just found this i think its funny


TOP SECRET ADDENDUM TO ELECTION 2004 DEBATE AGREEMENT, entered into on September 20, 2004 by President George W. Bush (hereinafter referred to as "Bush") and Senator John F. Kerry (hereinafter referred to as "Kerry")

WHEREAS, The interesting thing about being the President is you don't have to explain things;

WHEREAS, If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier; and

WHEREAS, Bush and Kerry have entered into a Debate Agreement and wish to modify it and memorialize certain secret debate terms.

NOW, THEREFORE, Bush and Kerry hereby agree to the following top secret provisions:

1. Kerry shall be required to answer all debate questions in French.

2. Bush shall be required to answer all debate questions in English.

3. Throughout each debate, the backdrop behind Bush shall feature several U.S. flags, the precise number of which is subject to further negotiation.

4. Throughout each debate, the backdrop behind Kerry shall feature a map of Massachusetts and two life-size photos of Kerry with Jane Fonda.

5. During the debates, Kerry shall address Bush as "Mr. President" or, if Kerry so elects, "Monsieur President."

6. During the debates, Bush shall address Kerry as "Senator Kerry" or, if Bush so elects, "Senator Flip-Flop."

7. Bush may, if he so chooses, elevate his torso by sitting on one or more padded telephone books. Alternatively, he may debate atop his mountain bike.

8. Kerry may, at his sole option, fluff up his hair, provided that Kerry's hair elevation shall not exceed 1.2 inches above scalp level.

9. Both Bush and Kerry may, but shall not be required to, wear a hat while debating (hereinafter referred to as "optional head-wear.") Bush's optional head-wear shall be a cowboy hat, and Kerry's optional head-wear shall be a beret.

10. Both Bush and Kerry shall wear business attire during debates one and two. However, during the third debate Bush may, if he so elects, wear a flight jacket, and Kerry may, if he so elects, where whatever garb he wears when he windsurfs.

11. All debate attendees shall be required to sign Bush/Cheney loyalty oaths, including all members of the media, except those employed by Fox.

12. Notwithstanding paragraph 11, Dan Rather shall be excluded from each debate, unless a panel of 6 experts unanimously confirms that his Bush/Cheney loyalty oath is not a forgery.

13. If Bush does not wish to answer any given question, he shall so indicate by saying "I'm glad you asked me that question," at which point the questioner shall thank him for his excellent answer and pose the same question to Kerry.

14. Kerry shall be required to sigh at least three times per debate. Moreover, additional sighs shall be required if any cameraman misses the shot.

15. Bush shall not be asked any question that requires him to pronounce the words nuclear, solidarity and/or Abu Ghraib.

16. In the event Kerry is declared the winner of any debate, Bush shall be entitled to a recount.

SIGNATURES: _______________ (President George W. Bush) _______________ (Senator John F. Kerry)

Richard The Stalker

A: You're a fucking moron.

B: here's the link to the agreement: http://www.johnkerry.com/pdf/pr_2004_0920b.pdf

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A: learn to read
B. thanks for the link

BRISK

They can't ask eachother questions?

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nope only the moderator can ask questions....

Arousal Design

debating isnt a bush strongpoint.

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I see some of his debates so i gotta disagree with you on that...