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Real Money · 09-29-2004, 08:35 PM

Last Thursday, I put out one of my Bush-Cheney signs in my front yard. Between midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it. On Friday night, I put out sign No. 2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog and I would "stake out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little closer to the gate leading to my back yard. With my dog on an extra long leash, I planted myself on a lawn chair and read "Unfit for Command" by flashlight until about 1:00 a.m.

Here comes the fun part ... I noticed that the car coming down the street was slowing down and pulling over to the curb right next to my yard. Sure enough, he gets out of his car and heads right for my sign. Just as he was about to uproot and desecrate it, I opened my gate and let my dog make the initial introduction!

As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved to the driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car with power everything and still running. While my dog continued to "introduce" herself, I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock button. With that, I slammed the door, grabbed my Bush sign and headed into the back yard.

And now for the "rest of the story." About 40 minutes later, I heard a knock at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest ... the Vancouver Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when I told him, he could not stop laughing!

I followed him out to the perp's car and stood there while he asked the guy a few more questions. Upon learning that the guy lived a couple of streets down, I ? knowing what was about to happen ? asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car if you live just down the street (here in Vancouver, Wash.)?"

Larry, Oregon has no sales tax, so often Washington residents will buy and register cars in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax ... it's a crime and the fine is pretty stiff. Here comes the best part ... The look on this guy's face told me he knew he was about to get busted. When the officer asked for his license and registration, the "Democrat" mumbled that (his license) was suspended.

Just for kicks and giggles, I asked the officer if he smelled any alcohol coming from the guy! The officer looked at me, smiled and promptly gave him a field breathalyzer test. Guess what? You got it ? he blew a .10, legally drunk in the state of Washington.

DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON", all 'cause he hates Bush!

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NickPapageorgio · 09-29-2004, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Real Money
Last Thursday, I put out one of my Bush-Cheney signs in my front yard. Between midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it. On Friday night, I put out sign No. 2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog and I would "stake out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little closer to the gate leading to my back yard. With my dog on an extra long leash, I planted myself on a lawn chair and read "Unfit for Command" by flashlight until about 1:00 a.m.

Here comes the fun part ... I noticed that the car coming down the street was slowing down and pulling over to the curb right next to my yard. Sure enough, he gets out of his car and heads right for my sign. Just as he was about to uproot and desecrate it, I opened my gate and let my dog make the initial introduction!

As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved to the driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car with power everything and still running. While my dog continued to "introduce" herself, I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock button. With that, I slammed the door, grabbed my Bush sign and headed into the back yard.

And now for the "rest of the story." About 40 minutes later, I heard a knock at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest ... the Vancouver Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when I told him, he could not stop laughing!

I followed him out to the perp's car and stood there while he asked the guy a few more questions. Upon learning that the guy lived a couple of streets down, I ? knowing what was about to happen ? asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car if you live just down the street (here in Vancouver, Wash.)?"

Larry, Oregon has no sales tax, so often Washington residents will buy and register cars in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax ... it's a crime and the fine is pretty stiff. Here comes the best part ... The look on this guy's face told me he knew he was about to get busted. When the officer asked for his license and registration, the "Democrat" mumbled that (his license) was suspended.

Just for kicks and giggles, I asked the officer if he smelled any alcohol coming from the guy! The officer looked at me, smiled and promptly gave him a field breathalyzer test. Guess what? You got it ? he blew a .10, legally drunk in the state of Washington.

DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON", all 'cause he hates Bush!

Yep he went through alot of trouble to brand himself a "moron". Hell he could have just put a Bush/Cheney sign in his yard to have achieved the same...

09-29-2004, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Yep he went through alot of trouble to brand himself a "moron". Hell he could have just put a Bush/Cheney sign in his yard to have achieved the same...

Hahahah! I couldn't have said it any better myself!

eroswebmaster · 09-29-2004, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Yep he went through alot of trouble to brand himself a "moron". Hell he could have just put a Bush/Cheney sign in his yard to have achieved the same...

Concise and to the point...you would have gotten the gold but the fucking Romanian Judge only gave you a 5.5

NickPapageorgio · 09-29-2004, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Concise and to the point...you would have gotten the gold but the fucking Romanian Judge only gave you a 5.5

Fucking Romanians...

Loryn · 09-29-2004, 08:54 PM

Funny Story!!!

I guess the guy in your story was not for freedom of speech and look where it got him!!!

Donny · 09-29-2004, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Yep he went through alot of trouble to brand himself a "moron". Hell he could have just put a Bush/Cheney sign in his yard to have achieved the same...

Exactly! What a dumb ass! This way is MUCH easier.

Donny · 09-29-2004, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Real Money
Larry, Oregon has no sales tax...

This is the part where Real Money gets owned for reposting a letter written to someone named "Larry" and claiming that he's talking from personal experience (title: "A story of how **I** owned a libbie Democrat")

jonesy · 09-29-2004, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Real Money
A story of how I

your story is bullshit.

have a nice day.

crockett · 09-29-2004, 09:09 PM

I swear to god all these guys on GFY praising Bush every 5 mins are the same guy.. Every freaking one sounds the same, just like a Jehovah witness trying to convince you to sign up..

Furious_Male · 09-29-2004, 09:13 PM

Then you fucked the dudes wife and beautiful 18 year old daughter.

Sly · 09-29-2004, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
This is the part where Real Money gets owned for reposting a letter written to someone named "Larry" and claiming that he's talking from personal experience (title: "A story of how **I** owned a libbie Democrat")

Ah, I was assuming "Larry" was a city in Oregon. Nice catch though.

Either way, it's a pretty funny story and every last one of you would be laughing their asses off if the situation was switched to a Kerry sign snatcher getting busted. You guys need to lighten up...

Sly · 09-29-2004, 09:19 PM

Maybe you'll all find my story more funny?

--

Last Thursday, I put out one of my Kerry signs in my front yard. Between midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it. On Friday night, I put out sign No. 2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog and I would "stake out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little closer to the gate leading to my back yard. With my dog on an extra long leash, I planted myself on a lawn chair and read "Unfit for Command" by flashlight until about 1:00 a.m.

Here comes the fun part ... I noticed that the car coming down the street was slowing down and pulling over to the curb right next to my yard. Sure enough, he gets out of his car and heads right for my sign. Just as he was about to uproot and desecrate it, I opened my gate and let my dog make the initial introduction!

As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved to the driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car with power everything and still running. While my dog continued to "introduce" herself, I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock button. With that, I slammed the door, grabbed my Kerry sign and headed into the back yard.

And now for the "rest of the story." About 40 minutes later, I heard a knock at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest ... the Vancouver Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when I told him, he could not stop laughing!

I followed him out to the perp's car and stood there while he asked the guy a few more questions. Upon learning that the guy lived a couple of streets down, I ? knowing what was about to happen ? asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car if you live just down the street (here in Vancouver, Wash.)?"

Oregon has no sales tax, so often Washington residents will buy and register cars in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax ... it's a crime and the fine is pretty stiff. Here comes the best part ... The look on this guy's face told me he knew he was about to get busted. When the officer asked for his license and registration, the "Republican" mumbled that (his license) was suspended.

Just for kicks and giggles, I asked the officer if he smelled any alcohol coming from the guy! The officer looked at me, smiled and promptly gave him a field breathalyzer test. Guess what? You got it ? he blew a .10, legally drunk in the state of Washington.

DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON", all 'cause he hates Kerry!

Chris · 09-29-2004, 09:19 PM

pfff the story is bullshit
I dont think there is a hefty fine for registering a car in oregon to avoid paying sales tax ... you just have 30 days to change it over to washington plates and register in washington ....

i call bullshit on this story

NickPapageorgio · 09-29-2004, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly
Maybe you'll all find my story more funny?

--

Last Thursday, I put out one of my Kerry signs in my front yard. Between midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it. On Friday night, I put out sign No. 2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog and I would "stake out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little closer to the gate leading to my back yard. With my dog on an extra long leash, I planted myself on a lawn chair and read "Unfit for Command" by flashlight until about 1:00 a.m.

Here comes the fun part ... I noticed that the car coming down the street was slowing down and pulling over to the curb right next to my yard. Sure enough, he gets out of his car and heads right for my sign. Just as he was about to uproot and desecrate it, I opened my gate and let my dog make the initial introduction!

As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved to the driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car with power everything and still running. While my dog continued to "introduce" herself, I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock button. With that, I slammed the door, grabbed my Kerry sign and headed into the back yard.

And now for the "rest of the story." About 40 minutes later, I heard a knock at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest ... the Vancouver Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when I told him, he could not stop laughing!

I followed him out to the perp's car and stood there while he asked the guy a few more questions. Upon learning that the guy lived a couple of streets down, I ? knowing what was about to happen ? asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car if you live just down the street (here in Vancouver, Wash.)?"

Oregon has no sales tax, so often Washington residents will buy and register cars in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax ... it's a crime and the fine is pretty stiff. Here comes the best part ... The look on this guy's face told me he knew he was about to get busted. When the officer asked for his license and registration, the "Republican" mumbled that (his license) was suspended.

Just for kicks and giggles, I asked the officer if he smelled any alcohol coming from the guy! The officer looked at me, smiled and promptly gave him a field breathalyzer test. Guess what? You got it ? he blew a .10, legally drunk in the state of Washington.

DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON", all 'cause he hates Kerry!

Now THAT'S a funny story. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.....

TaDoW · 09-29-2004, 09:25 PM

I hate bush, but that's funny shit right there, I don't care who ya are

Donny · 09-29-2004, 09:26 PM

Real Money, Congrats on having "YOUR" story published on the Drudge Report!

http://www.drudge.com/discuss/viewTopic.php/17999

Can you say, OWNED??

perverted and proud · 09-29-2004, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Yep he went through alot of trouble to brand himself a "moron". Hell he could have just put a Bush/Cheney sign in his yard to have achieved the same...

Donny · 09-29-2004, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
Real Money, Congrats on having "YOUR" story published on the Drudge Report!

http://www.drudge.com/discuss/viewTopic.php/17999

Can you say, OWNED??

And on WashingtonTimes.com halfway down this page:
http://washingtontimes.com/commentar...1541-3615r.htm

ThunderBalls · 09-29-2004, 09:28 PM

Owned motherfucker

Halfway down the page
http://www.washtimes.com/commentary/lelder.htm

Donny · 09-29-2004, 09:30 PM

It's pretty hard to get away with taking credit for someone else's story on GFY, eh?

Drake · 09-29-2004, 09:33 PM

That story is as plausable as Bush's reasons for going to Iraq

Dead13 · 09-29-2004, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
Real Money, Congrats on having "YOUR" story published on the Drudge Report!

http://www.drudge.com/discuss/viewTopic.php/17999

Can you say, OWNED??

OWNED!!!!

Fucking asswhipe Bush supporter. You idiots will make up anything your so desperate.

Hey why don't you go get some 4 year old girl and carry her on your shoulders into a group of Kerry supporters with you now infamous Bush/Cheney sign.

OOO wait, you probably do not even have a Bush/Cheney sign either.

How about this big man, if you support a war criminal like Bush and you agree with his bullshit then shut the fuck up join the army and YOU go fight for him to take the place of some scared kid who REALLY does not want to be there in the first place.

Rich · 09-29-2004, 10:10 PM

I believe the part about the inbred Bush supporter wasting his worthless time staking out a two dollar sign all night and spending $30 on a book that has been proven several times over to be full of lies from a bunch of old hypocritical losers, but the rest of the story is bullshit.

nofx · 09-29-2004, 10:15 PM

loser

chodadog · 09-29-2004, 11:33 PM

Funny story, even if the original author made it up.

korzon · 09-29-2004, 11:36 PM

hrm something smells

PenisFace · 09-29-2004, 11:41 PM

Hey guys I just baught a new car!!!

Ferrari Mercialago!

09-29-2004, 08:35 PM	#1
Real Money So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 56	A story of how I OWNED a libbie Democrat Last Thursday, I put out one of my Bush-Cheney signs in my front yard. Between midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it. On Friday night, I put out sign No. 2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog and I would "stake out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little closer to the gate leading to my back yard. With my dog on an extra long leash, I planted myself on a lawn chair and read "Unfit for Command" by flashlight until about 1:00 a.m. Here comes the fun part ... I noticed that the car coming down the street was slowing down and pulling over to the curb right next to my yard. Sure enough, he gets out of his car and heads right for my sign. Just as he was about to uproot and desecrate it, I opened my gate and let my dog make the initial introduction! As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved to the driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car with power everything and still running. While my dog continued to "introduce" herself, I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock button. With that, I slammed the door, grabbed my Bush sign and headed into the back yard. And now for the "rest of the story." About 40 minutes later, I heard a knock at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest ... the Vancouver Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when I told him, he could not stop laughing! I followed him out to the perp's car and stood there while he asked the guy a few more questions. Upon learning that the guy lived a couple of streets down, I ? knowing what was about to happen ? asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car if you live just down the street (here in Vancouver, Wash.)?" Larry, Oregon has no sales tax, so often Washington residents will buy and register cars in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax ... it's a crime and the fine is pretty stiff. Here comes the best part ... The look on this guy's face told me he knew he was about to get busted. When the officer asked for his license and registration, the "Democrat" mumbled that (his license) was suspended. Just for kicks and giggles, I asked the officer if he smelled any alcohol coming from the guy! The officer looked at me, smiled and promptly gave him a field breathalyzer test. Guess what? You got it ? he blew a .10, legally drunk in the state of Washington. DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON", all 'cause he hates Bush!

09-29-2004, 08:48 PM	#2
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09-29-2004, 08:54 PM	#7
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09-29-2004, 09:09 PM	#11
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09-29-2004, 09:13 PM	#12
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09-29-2004, 09:19 PM	#14
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,329	Maybe you'll all find my story more funny? -- Last Thursday, I put out one of my Kerry signs in my front yard. Between midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it. On Friday night, I put out sign No. 2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog and I would "stake out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little closer to the gate leading to my back yard. With my dog on an extra long leash, I planted myself on a lawn chair and read "Unfit for Command" by flashlight until about 1:00 a.m. Here comes the fun part ... I noticed that the car coming down the street was slowing down and pulling over to the curb right next to my yard. Sure enough, he gets out of his car and heads right for my sign. Just as he was about to uproot and desecrate it, I opened my gate and let my dog make the initial introduction! As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved to the driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car with power everything and still running. While my dog continued to "introduce" herself, I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock button. With that, I slammed the door, grabbed my Kerry sign and headed into the back yard. And now for the "rest of the story." About 40 minutes later, I heard a knock at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest ... the Vancouver Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when I told him, he could not stop laughing! I followed him out to the perp's car and stood there while he asked the guy a few more questions. Upon learning that the guy lived a couple of streets down, I ? knowing what was about to happen ? asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car if you live just down the street (here in Vancouver, Wash.)?" Oregon has no sales tax, so often Washington residents will buy and register cars in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax ... it's a crime and the fine is pretty stiff. Here comes the best part ... The look on this guy's face told me he knew he was about to get busted. When the officer asked for his license and registration, the "Republican" mumbled that (his license) was suspended. Just for kicks and giggles, I asked the officer if he smelled any alcohol coming from the guy! The officer looked at me, smiled and promptly gave him a field breathalyzer test. Guess what? You got it ? he blew a .10, legally drunk in the state of Washington. DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON", all 'cause he hates Kerry!

09-29-2004, 09:19 PM	#15
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	pfff the story is bullshit I dont think there is a hefty fine for registering a car in oregon to avoid paying sales tax ... you just have 30 days to change it over to washington plates and register in washington .... i call bullshit on this story __________________ [email protected]

09-29-2004, 09:25 PM	#17
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09-29-2004, 09:26 PM	#18
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Real Money, Congrats on having "YOUR" story published on the Drudge Report! http://www.drudge.com/discuss/viewTopic.php/17999 Can you say, OWNED??

09-29-2004, 09:28 PM	#21
ThunderBalls So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mesosphere Posts: 2,926	Owned motherfucker Halfway down the page http://www.washtimes.com/commentary/lelder.htm

09-29-2004, 09:30 PM	#22
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	It's pretty hard to get away with taking credit for someone else's story on GFY, eh?

09-29-2004, 09:33 PM	#23
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	That story is as plausable as Bush's reasons for going to Iraq

09-29-2004, 10:10 PM	#25
Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	I believe the part about the inbred Bush supporter wasting his worthless time staking out a two dollar sign all night and spending $30 on a book that has been proven several times over to be full of lies from a bunch of old hypocritical losers, but the rest of the story is bullshit.

09-29-2004, 10:15 PM	#26
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09-29-2004, 11:33 PM	#27
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Funny story, even if the original author made it up. __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

09-29-2004, 11:36 PM	#28
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