A story of how I OWNED a libbie Democrat
 

Last Thursday, I put out one of my Bush-Cheney signs in my front yard. Between midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it. On Friday night, I put out sign No. 2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog and I would "stake out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little closer to the gate leading to my back yard. With my dog on an extra long leash, I planted myself on a lawn chair and read "Unfit for Command" by flashlight until about 1:00 a.m.

Here comes the fun part ... I noticed that the car coming down the street was slowing down and pulling over to the curb right next to my yard. Sure enough, he gets out of his car and heads right for my sign. Just as he was about to uproot and desecrate it, I opened my gate and let my dog make the initial introduction!

As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved to the driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car with power everything and still running. While my dog continued to "introduce" herself, I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock button. With that, I slammed the door, grabbed my Bush sign and headed into the back yard.

And now for the "rest of the story." About 40 minutes later, I heard a knock at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest ... the Vancouver Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when I told him, he could not stop laughing!

I followed him out to the perp's car and stood there while he asked the guy a few more questions. Upon learning that the guy lived a couple of streets down, I ? knowing what was about to happen ? asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car if you live just down the street (here in Vancouver, Wash.)?"

Larry, Oregon has no sales tax, so often Washington residents will buy and register cars in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax ... it's a crime and the fine is pretty stiff. Here comes the best part ... The look on this guy's face told me he knew he was about to get busted. When the officer asked for his license and registration, the "Democrat" mumbled that (his license) was suspended.

Just for kicks and giggles, I asked the officer if he smelled any alcohol coming from the guy! The officer looked at me, smiled and promptly gave him a field breathalyzer test. Guess what? You got it ? he blew a .10, legally drunk in the state of Washington.

DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON", all 'cause he hates Bush! :1orglaugh

RIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT

Yep he went through alot of trouble to brand himself a "moron". Hell he could have just put a Bush/Cheney sign in his yard to have achieved the same...

Hahahah! I couldn't have said it any better myself! :thumbsup

Concise and to the point...you would have gotten the gold but the fucking Romanian Judge only gave you a 5.5

Fucking Romanians...:feels-hot

Funny Story!!! :1orglaugh

I guess the guy in your story was not for freedom of speech and look where it got him!!! :1orglaugh

Exactly! What a dumb ass! This way is MUCH easier.

This is the part where Real Money gets owned for reposting a letter written to someone named "Larry" and claiming that he's talking from personal experience (title: "A story of how **I** owned a libbie Democrat")

your story is bullshit.

have a nice day.

I swear to god all these guys on GFY praising Bush every 5 mins are the same guy.. Every freaking one sounds the same, just like a Jehovah witness trying to convince you to sign up..

Then you fucked the dudes wife and beautiful 18 year old daughter.

Ah, I was assuming "Larry" was a city in Oregon. Nice catch though.

Either way, it's a pretty funny story and every last one of you would be laughing their asses off if the situation was switched to a Kerry sign snatcher getting busted. You guys need to lighten up...

Maybe you'll all find my story more funny?

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Last Thursday, I put out one of my Kerry signs in my front yard. Between midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it. On Friday night, I put out sign No. 2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog and I would "stake out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little closer to the gate leading to my back yard. With my dog on an extra long leash, I planted myself on a lawn chair and read "Unfit for Command" by flashlight until about 1:00 a.m.

Here comes the fun part ... I noticed that the car coming down the street was slowing down and pulling over to the curb right next to my yard. Sure enough, he gets out of his car and heads right for my sign. Just as he was about to uproot and desecrate it, I opened my gate and let my dog make the initial introduction!

As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved to the driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car with power everything and still running. While my dog continued to "introduce" herself, I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock button. With that, I slammed the door, grabbed my Kerry sign and headed into the back yard.

And now for the "rest of the story." About 40 minutes later, I heard a knock at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest ... the Vancouver Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when I told him, he could not stop laughing!

I followed him out to the perp's car and stood there while he asked the guy a few more questions. Upon learning that the guy lived a couple of streets down, I ? knowing what was about to happen ? asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car if you live just down the street (here in Vancouver, Wash.)?"

Oregon has no sales tax, so often Washington residents will buy and register cars in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax ... it's a crime and the fine is pretty stiff. Here comes the best part ... The look on this guy's face told me he knew he was about to get busted. When the officer asked for his license and registration, the "Republican" mumbled that (his license) was suspended.

Just for kicks and giggles, I asked the officer if he smelled any alcohol coming from the guy! The officer looked at me, smiled and promptly gave him a field breathalyzer test. Guess what? You got it ? he blew a .10, legally drunk in the state of Washington.

DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON", all 'cause he hates Kerry!

pfff the story is bullshit
I dont think there is a hefty fine for registering a car in oregon to avoid paying sales tax ... you just have 30 days to change it over to washington plates and register in washington ....

i call bullshit on this story

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Now THAT'S a funny story. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.....:Oh crap

I hate bush, but that's funny shit right there, I don't care who ya are

Real Money, Congrats on having "YOUR" story published on the Drudge Report!

http://www.drudge.com/discuss/viewTopic.php/17999


Can you say, OWNED??

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

And on WashingtonTimes.com halfway down this page:
http://washingtontimes.com/commentar...1541-3615r.htm

Owned motherfucker

Halfway down the page
http://www.washtimes.com/commentary/lelder.htm

It's pretty hard to get away with taking credit for someone else's story on GFY, eh?

That story is as plausable as Bush's reasons for going to Iraq

OWNED!!!! :1orglaugh

Fucking asswhipe Bush supporter. You idiots will make up anything your so desperate.

Hey why don't you go get some 4 year old girl and carry her on your shoulders into a group of Kerry supporters with you now infamous Bush/Cheney sign.

OOO wait, you probably do not even have a Bush/Cheney sign either. :1orglaugh

How about this big man, if you support a war criminal like Bush and you agree with his bullshit then shut the fuck up join the army and YOU go fight for him to take the place of some scared kid who REALLY does not want to be there in the first place.

I believe the part about the inbred Bush supporter wasting his worthless time staking out a two dollar sign all night and spending $30 on a book that has been proven several times over to be full of lies from a bunch of old hypocritical losers, but the rest of the story is bullshit.

loser

Funny story, even if the original author made it up.

hrm something smells

Hey guys I just baught a new car!!!

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Ferrari Mercialago!