Gfy 101 - GoFuckYourself.com

Dagwolf · 09-29-2004, 08:17 PM

Hello, newbies!

I'll bet some of you are wondering what the hell you've stumbled onto. So here are some basics.

1. Gofuckyourself.com is an adult webmaster board. It's not a serious learning board, although if you go to the front page you'll find a Webmaster Q & A forum that's more newbie-friendly.

2. If you're not an adult webmaster... I won't tell you to go away. But some people will.

3. The most important people on GFY are webmasters who build TGP's, galleries, AVS sites and freesites to promote other people's paysites. Hopefully, that's you.

4. The second most important people on GFY are the "Sig Whores" who are helpful people who will guide you to SPONSORS* who will help you make a living. Sig whores are so called because they rent out the space at the bottom of each post to a SPONSOR* (see the Traffic Cash Gold banner below this message...)

*Sponsors are owners of paysites who pay a percentage of membership sales to the webmasters mentioned in #2

5. The THIRD most important people on GFY are the SPONSORS... as defined above. The most important sponsor on GFY is Adult.com, because they OWN this board and can kick your ass off at any time. That's why I have to be creative when spamming my "sig" by writing useful and informative articles such as this one.

6. The FOURTH most important group are the TROLLS... who often keep the board moving by offending people and thereby increasing post counts. While this is an important function, trolls can easily be replaced and even faked.

7. 5th most important are postbots, which serve the same function as trolls but are not as entertaining.

8. Surfers don't count.

Dagwolf · 09-29-2004, 10:37 PM

Aw, c'mon... isn't ANYONE going to give me shit for posting this?

I figured putting sigwhores above program owners would piss SOMEBODY off...

Magg · 09-29-2004, 10:39 PM

That movie sucked.

Dagwolf · 09-29-2004, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
That movie sucked.

What?

Chris · 09-29-2004, 10:47 PM

you forgot to mention how you became who you are on gfy

*begging
*posting sob storys aabout you and your family
*taking money from webmasters
*selling your sig and non stop posting just to pay your rent im sure

Dagwolf · 09-29-2004, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
you forgot to mention how you became who you are on gfy

*begging
*posting sob storys aabout you and your family
*taking money from webmasters
*selling your sig and non stop posting just to pay your rent im sure

Wow, I thought you stopped being an asshole. Did I take any money from you?

European Lee · 09-29-2004, 10:49 PM

But what happens when the TGPs go away?

Regards,

Lee

reynold · 09-29-2004, 10:55 PM

oh i really love this site. does anyone love this site?

Dagwolf · 09-29-2004, 10:56 PM

Hi, Reynold

Magg · 09-29-2004, 11:03 PM

Yeah, you know that was maybe the only funny part in that movie!!

Chris · 09-29-2004, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dagwolf
Wow, I thought you stopped being an asshole. Did I take any money from you?

Quote:

c'mon... isn't ANYONE going to give me shit for posting this?

Dagwolf · 09-30-2004, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris

hmmm... Gotta be careful what you ask for, I guess.

09-29-2004, 08:17 PM	#1
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Gfy 101 Hello, newbies! I'll bet some of you are wondering what the hell you've stumbled onto. So here are some basics. 1. Gofuckyourself.com is an adult webmaster board. It's not a serious learning board, although if you go to the front page you'll find a Webmaster Q & A forum that's more newbie-friendly. 2. If you're not an adult webmaster... I won't tell you to go away. But some people will. 3. The most important people on GFY are webmasters who build TGP's, galleries, AVS sites and freesites to promote other people's paysites. Hopefully, that's you. 4. The second most important people on GFY are the "Sig Whores" who are helpful people who will guide you to SPONSORS* who will help you make a living. Sig whores are so called because they rent out the space at the bottom of each post to a SPONSOR* (see the Traffic Cash Gold banner below this message...) *Sponsors are owners of paysites who pay a percentage of membership sales to the webmasters mentioned in #2 5. The THIRD most important people on GFY are the SPONSORS... as defined above. The most important sponsor on GFY is Adult.com, because they OWN this board and can kick your ass off at any time. That's why I have to be creative when spamming my "sig" by writing useful and informative articles such as this one. 6. The FOURTH most important group are the TROLLS... who often keep the board moving by offending people and thereby increasing post counts. While this is an important function, trolls can easily be replaced and even faked. 7. 5th most important are postbots, which serve the same function as trolls but are not as entertaining. 8. Surfers don't count. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

09-29-2004, 10:47 PM	#5
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	you forgot to mention how you became who you are on gfy begging posting sob storys aabout you and your family taking money from webmasters selling your sig and non stop posting just to pay your rent im sure __________________ [email protected]

09-29-2004, 10:49 PM	#7
European Lee Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Daytona Beach Posts: 7,133	But what happens when the TGPs go away? Regards, Lee __________________ YOUR TRAFFIC IS SAFE WITH US - CONDOM CASH PUTTING THE GAY ADULT INDUSTRY ON YOUR PC!! AFFORDABLE 2257 COMPLIANT GAY + BI CONTENT

09-29-2004, 10:55 PM	#8
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	oh i really love this site. does anyone love this site? Last edited by reynold; 09-29-2004 at 10:56 PM..

09-29-2004, 10:56 PM	#9
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Hi, Reynold __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

09-29-2004, 10:37 PM	#2
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Aw, c'mon... isn't ANYONE going to give me shit for posting this? I figured putting sigwhores above program owners would piss SOMEBODY off... __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

09-29-2004, 10:39 PM	#3
Magg Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ICQ: 132497047 Posts: 4,467	That movie sucked.

09-29-2004, 11:03 PM	#10
Magg Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ICQ: 132497047 Posts: 4,467	Yeah, you know that was maybe the only funny part in that movie!!