Gfy 101
 

Hello, newbies!

I'll bet some of you are wondering what the hell you've stumbled onto. So here are some basics.

1. Gofuckyourself.com is an adult webmaster board. It's not a serious learning board, although if you go to the front page you'll find a Webmaster Q & A forum that's more newbie-friendly.

2. If you're not an adult webmaster... I won't tell you to go away. But some people will.

3. The most important people on GFY are webmasters who build TGP's, galleries, AVS sites and freesites to promote other people's paysites. Hopefully, that's you.

4. The second most important people on GFY are the "Sig Whores" who are helpful people who will guide you to SPONSORS* who will help you make a living. Sig whores are so called because they rent out the space at the bottom of each post to a SPONSOR* (see the Traffic Cash Gold banner below this message...)

*Sponsors are owners of paysites who pay a percentage of membership sales to the webmasters mentioned in #2

5. The THIRD most important people on GFY are the SPONSORS... as defined above. The most important sponsor on GFY is Adult.com, because they OWN this board and can kick your ass off at any time. That's why I have to be creative when spamming my "sig" by writing useful and informative articles such as this one.

6. The FOURTH most important group are the TROLLS... who often keep the board moving by offending people and thereby increasing post counts. While this is an important function, trolls can easily be replaced and even faked.

7. 5th most important are postbots, which serve the same function as trolls but are not as entertaining.

8. Surfers don't count. :1orglaugh

Aw, c'mon... isn't ANYONE going to give me shit for posting this? :1orglaugh

I figured putting sigwhores above program owners would piss SOMEBODY off...

That movie sucked.

What? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you forgot to mention how you became who you are on gfy

*begging
*posting sob storys aabout you and your family
*taking money from webmasters
*selling your sig and non stop posting just to pay your rent im sure

Wow, I thought you stopped being an asshole. Did I take any money from you?

But what happens when the TGPs go away?

Regards,

Lee

oh i really love this site. does anyone love this site?

Hi, Reynold :)

Yeah, you know that was maybe the only funny part in that movie!! :1orglaugh :hi

:2 cents:

hmmm... Gotta be careful what you ask for, I guess. :Graucho