Fun drinking game to play during the debates tomorrow night! - GoFuckYourself.com

LAJ · 09-29-2004, 03:45 PM

Whenever bush does any of these things during the debate take a drink!

-- Uses the phrase "stay the course."
-- Bad-mouths our traditional allies (bonus points if he specifically mentions France).
-- Calls John Kerry a flip-flopper.
-- Calls his opponents weak.
-- Mentions "the lessons of September the 11th"
-- Talks of supporting the troops without mentioning shortages of armored Humvees, clean water and body armor.
-- Uses the phrase "Coalition of the Willing"
-- Utters any of the following: thugs, assassins, madman.

If you are able to stand up without falling down after the debate then you win!

And for those of you who don't drink or are on the wagon... do a shot anytime bush does one of these during the debate (chances are likely you will stay "dry":

-- Acknowledges the true extent of the mess in Iraq.
-- Acknowledges that the "Mission Accomplished" banner and "Bring 'em on" comment were big mistakes.
-- Presents a plan to fix the mess in Iraq.
-- Explains how his current troop rotation program is sustainable, despite GAO estimates.
-- Presents a plan for dealing with North Korea.
-- Explains how Halliburton rose from the 22nd-largest military contractor in 2000 to seventh in 2003.
-- Explains why we haven't found the source of the Valerie Plame leak.
-- Explains why we haven't found Osama bin Laden.
-- Mentions Osama bin Laden.
-- Offers a full explanation for the WMD argument.
-- Offers a full apology for the WMD argument (this is worth double).
-- Offers a full apology for Abu Ghraib.
-- Unveils a plan for rebuilding America's stature and respect throughout the world.

JFK · 09-29-2004, 03:46 PM

We gonna need a few stiff ones to put up with that shit

smack · 09-29-2004, 03:47 PM

jesus christ. i'll have alcohol poisening soon after his opening statement...

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 09-29-2004, 04:51 PM

man, dont expect me into work the next day, im gonna have a killer hangover!

mardigras · 09-29-2004, 06:01 PM

If you want to get really plastered, just do a shot everytime he does that bobble head thing when he laughs at his own "jokes".

09-29-2004, 03:45 PM	#1
LAJ Gingerific Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Austin Posts: 5,567	Fun drinking game to play during the debates tomorrow night! Whenever bush does any of these things during the debate take a drink! -- Uses the phrase "stay the course." -- Bad-mouths our traditional allies (bonus points if he specifically mentions France). -- Calls John Kerry a flip-flopper. -- Calls his opponents weak. -- Mentions "the lessons of September the 11th" -- Talks of supporting the troops without mentioning shortages of armored Humvees, clean water and body armor. -- Uses the phrase "Coalition of the Willing" -- Utters any of the following: thugs, assassins, madman. If you are able to stand up without falling down after the debate then you win! And for those of you who don't drink or are on the wagon... do a shot anytime bush does one of these during the debate (chances are likely you will stay "dry": -- Acknowledges the true extent of the mess in Iraq. -- Acknowledges that the "Mission Accomplished" banner and "Bring 'em on" comment were big mistakes. -- Presents a plan to fix the mess in Iraq. -- Explains how his current troop rotation program is sustainable, despite GAO estimates. -- Presents a plan for dealing with North Korea. -- Explains how Halliburton rose from the 22nd-largest military contractor in 2000 to seventh in 2003. -- Explains why we haven't found the source of the Valerie Plame leak. -- Explains why we haven't found Osama bin Laden. -- Mentions Osama bin Laden. -- Offers a full explanation for the WMD argument. -- Offers a full apology for the WMD argument (this is worth double). -- Offers a full apology for Abu Ghraib. -- Unveils a plan for rebuilding America's stature and respect throughout the world. __________________ YNOT.com - The original industry resource email jay at ynot dot com or skype LAJConsulting

09-29-2004, 03:46 PM	#2
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09-29-2004, 03:47 PM	#3
smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	jesus christ. i'll have alcohol poisening soon after his opening statement... __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

09-29-2004, 04:51 PM	#4
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09-29-2004, 06:01 PM	#5
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	If you want to get really plastered, just do a shot everytime he does that bobble head thing when he laughs at his own "jokes". __________________ .