GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - Fun drinking game to play during the debates tomorrow night!

Whenever bush does any of these things during the debate take a drink!

-- Uses the phrase "stay the course."
-- Bad-mouths our traditional allies (bonus points if he specifically mentions France).
-- Calls John Kerry a flip-flopper.
-- Calls his opponents weak.
-- Mentions "the lessons of September the 11th"
-- Talks of supporting the troops without mentioning shortages of armored Humvees, clean water and body armor.
-- Uses the phrase "Coalition of the Willing"
-- Utters any of the following: thugs, assassins, madman.

If you are able to stand up without falling down after the debate then you win!

And for those of you who don't drink or are on the wagon... do a shot anytime bush does one of these during the debate (chances are likely you will stay "dry":

-- Acknowledges the true extent of the mess in Iraq.
-- Acknowledges that the "Mission Accomplished" banner and "Bring 'em on" comment were big mistakes.
-- Presents a plan to fix the mess in Iraq.
-- Explains how his current troop rotation program is sustainable, despite GAO estimates.
-- Presents a plan for dealing with North Korea.
-- Explains how Halliburton rose from the 22nd-largest military contractor in 2000 to seventh in 2003.
-- Explains why we haven't found the source of the Valerie Plame leak.
-- Explains why we haven't found Osama bin Laden.
-- Mentions Osama bin Laden.
-- Offers a full explanation for the WMD argument.
-- Offers a full apology for the WMD argument (this is worth double).
-- Offers a full apology for Abu Ghraib.
-- Unveils a plan for rebuilding America's stature and respect throughout the world.