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media · 09-29-2004, 01:05 AM

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Originally posted by media
Only those involved know my stupid fuckups.. I will not spill the beans.

I was only speaking of fuckups, tomfoolery and hijynks are what you should be referring to

EDIT: 50 or more fuckups in my time..

D-Money · 09-29-2004, 01:11 AM

About 10 years ago I was feeling a bit buzzed and I was being challenged to a drink off with a dude 3 times my size, and he drinks alot, I don't. I mean, I hardly ever get drunk. But my Jedi mind keeps me sharp through thick and thin, so I was talking shit and he made sure to keep the drinks coming.

4 hours later I was sobering up on the side of the house, no guests left inside the party and I was throwing up on their driveway / yard. FUBAR'd!

I was already drunk and talked shit. What was I thinking? I guess if you go a few years without throwing up from drinking you get a bit cocky. Lesson learned.

uno · 09-29-2004, 01:32 AM

I don't personally remember, but I've been told some crazy stories that don't sound like things i'd do.

Jakke PNG · 09-29-2004, 01:38 AM

I act pretty normal drunk, that's good.

I have however woken up:
- with a new tattoo
- having bleeding knuckles
- without my underwear (all other clothes on except boxers, no idea..)
- in a paper-trash box
- with more money than I left home with
- with vomit on my bed and myself on the floor
- with a video posted on the internet about my cottage trip
- with a phonecall from neighbor downstairs asking me to come clean puke from her balcony

Tricksy · 09-29-2004, 01:44 AM

hm.....passed out in the bathroom during the party...

Lace · 09-29-2004, 02:16 AM

Lets see, 2 weekends ago. Got piss ass drunk at my buddys right down the street , ended up waking up the next day at my house somehow to realize, I had my shirt on but no wife beater.
Found out my buddys gf made out with this one girl that was at his house and the other girls boyfriend wanted to have a 4 some.....Thats where the story ended.

xNetworx · 09-29-2004, 03:32 AM

I wouldn't go so far as to call her a "thing" but she was snuck out carefully in the morning.

bluff · 09-29-2004, 04:22 AM

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Originally posted by BrainDead
worst thing ive done while im drunk is that kill my fave pet dog.

what the hell? That's sick, and deeply pathetic

Herb Kornfield · 09-29-2004, 07:00 AM

Got Extremely lit one everning many moons ago and decided to walk home from the bar I was at ( lived about 20 miles away)

This took place at the General Davis saloon on Street Road in Buck County PA for all in the area.

Then got enraged that my freinds moved my car when I decided to drive home ( I didnt have my car that night, friends drove) I came back into the bar accusing them all of hiding my car and contiuned drinking. They were all screaming at me, lol......

Back into the bar where I sat down and kissed my friends girl thinking that it was my girlfriend at the time ( they looked similar in a way) she loved it and was very receptive. He completely freaked since it was their first date and I introduced them earlier that night......I drunkenly apologize and have a few shots.

He drives me home, I cant get key to work in my door and start pounding on it to have roommate open it. Only to find out that I actually lived next door, lol..... my neighbor totally wigged out + friend at this point is screaming hysterically at me for being a drunken asshole.

Got into my house and decided a make a sandwhich that was forgotten on the couch and I woke up downstairs on the basement floor naked.

....at the time, I lived at my ex's parents house while our house was being finished and forgot that the parents were coming home from florida that day and they saw me in my birthday suit.

My friends from that night were pissed at me for months. My Ex was enraged and her parents got a laugh outta it at least.

After that I stopped drinking for awhile. The people involved made it a point to tell me my actions in the days that followed.

I still chuckle a bit at times and havent seen anyone involved in this story in 10 years now and have a new wife + moved to a new area.

JackS · 09-29-2004, 07:20 AM

Once on tour with my old band, we played a show that I got so drunk at beforehand I passed out on stage and fell out of the sidedoor that led to the loading dock, fell off that and woke up in the dirt several hours later with a bloody nose and a gash on my hand. To top it off, my band couldn't find me so they left and I had to walk to the hotel.

Basic_man · 09-29-2004, 07:25 AM

Drive!

09-29-2004, 01:11 AM	#52
D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	About 10 years ago I was feeling a bit buzzed and I was being challenged to a drink off with a dude 3 times my size, and he drinks alot, I don't. I mean, I hardly ever get drunk. But my Jedi mind keeps me sharp through thick and thin, so I was talking shit and he made sure to keep the drinks coming. 4 hours later I was sobering up on the side of the house, no guests left inside the party and I was throwing up on their driveway / yard. FUBAR'd! I was already drunk and talked shit. What was I thinking? I guess if you go a few years without throwing up from drinking you get a bit cocky. Lesson learned. __________________ Still Ballin'

09-29-2004, 01:32 AM	#53
uno RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NYC Area Posts: 18,450	I don't personally remember, but I've been told some crazy stories that don't sound like things i'd do. __________________ -uno icq: 111-914 CrazyBabe.com - porn art MojoHost - For all your hosting needs, present and future. Tell them I sent ya!

09-29-2004, 01:38 AM	#54
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I act pretty normal drunk, that's good. I have however woken up: - with a new tattoo - having bleeding knuckles - without my underwear (all other clothes on except boxers, no idea..) - in a paper-trash box - with more money than I left home with - with vomit on my bed and myself on the floor - with a video posted on the internet about my cottage trip - with a phonecall from neighbor downstairs asking me to come clean puke from her balcony __________________ ..and I'm off.

09-29-2004, 01:44 AM	#55
Tricksy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: USA Posts: 2,601	hm.....passed out in the bathroom during the party... __________________ Real-Bucks.com - Real Bucks for Real Webmasters.

09-29-2004, 02:16 AM	#56
Lace Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 16,116	Lets see, 2 weekends ago. Got piss ass drunk at my buddys right down the street , ended up waking up the next day at my house somehow to realize, I had my shirt on but no wife beater. Found out my buddys gf made out with this one girl that was at his house and the other girls boyfriend wanted to have a 4 some.....Thats where the story ended. __________________ Your Paysite Partner Strength In Numbers! StickyDollars \| RadicalCash \| KennysPennies \| HomegrownCash

09-29-2004, 03:32 AM	#57
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	I wouldn't go so far as to call her a "thing" but she was snuck out carefully in the morning.

09-29-2004, 07:00 AM	#59
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Got Extremely lit one everning many moons ago and decided to walk home from the bar I was at ( lived about 20 miles away) This took place at the General Davis saloon on Street Road in Buck County PA for all in the area. Then got enraged that my freinds moved my car when I decided to drive home ( I didnt have my car that night, friends drove) I came back into the bar accusing them all of hiding my car and contiuned drinking. They were all screaming at me, lol...... Back into the bar where I sat down and kissed my friends girl thinking that it was my girlfriend at the time ( they looked similar in a way) she loved it and was very receptive. He completely freaked since it was their first date and I introduced them earlier that night......I drunkenly apologize and have a few shots. He drives me home, I cant get key to work in my door and start pounding on it to have roommate open it. Only to find out that I actually lived next door, lol..... my neighbor totally wigged out + friend at this point is screaming hysterically at me for being a drunken asshole. Got into my house and decided a make a sandwhich that was forgotten on the couch and I woke up downstairs on the basement floor naked. ....at the time, I lived at my ex's parents house while our house was being finished and forgot that the parents were coming home from florida that day and they saw me in my birthday suit. My friends from that night were pissed at me for months. My Ex was enraged and her parents got a laugh outta it at least. After that I stopped drinking for awhile. The people involved made it a point to tell me my actions in the days that followed. I still chuckle a bit at times and havent seen anyone involved in this story in 10 years now and have a new wife + moved to a new area.

09-29-2004, 07:20 AM	#60
JackS Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: New York Posts: 45	Once on tour with my old band, we played a show that I got so drunk at beforehand I passed out on stage and fell out of the sidedoor that led to the loading dock, fell off that and woke up in the dirt several hours later with a bloody nose and a gash on my hand. To top it off, my band couldn't find me so they left and I had to walk to the hotel.

09-29-2004, 07:25 AM	#61
Basic_man Programming King Pin Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 27,360	Drive! __________________ UUGallery Builder - automated photo/video gallery plugin for Wordpress! Stop looking! Checkout Naked Hosting, online since 1999 !